My fantasy would begin with me arriving very early in the morning at a large medical facility. The receptionist would take my purse or jacket or any other personal belongings I brought with me for safe keeping and hand me a clipboard with multiple forms on it. After completing all the forms I would be taken to the first room where my vitals would be checked: oral temperature, height/weight, blood pressure/pulse. Then several vials of blood would be drawn for lab work and I would be given a little cup to urinate in (in the bathroom). Finally, a wrist band would be placed around my wrist with my information. I would be instructed as to which room to go to after providing the urine sample.
The doctor would come in and introduce himself. He would look over my chart and make sure I had signed the consent form that stated, “I hereby give full permission to have any and all exams, tests, and procedures performed as deemed necessary and cannot leave the premises until I am dismissed with discharge papers.” (This is a fantasy after all!) He would ask me questions to clarify a few things and then begin with the preliminary exam. He would look into my ears, eyes, nose, and throat. Due to stating on the form that I had had a sore throat a few days ago, he takes a throat swab. He then checks my reflexes. He then asks me to take off my t-shirt but I can leave my bra on for the time being. He listens to my heart and lungs on both my chest and back then has me lie down while he listens to my abdominal area. After several minutes, he then palpates my abdomen with both gentle and deep pressure then I sit up and he does the typical “thump” on both sides of my back to check my kidneys.
He then leaves the room so I can change into the exam gown. When he comes back I am expecting the usual breast and pelvic exam. Instead, he has two assistants with him. He tells me that he is very glad that I signed the second consent form. The first one is a consent for a “standard” well-woman exam but the second one is for a much more intensive exam. He states that many women do not realize that a standard well-woman exam is only a small exam compared to what I will be experiencing. He says that I will be prepped and then taken to a special exam room where I will be given the most complete exam I will have ever had. He gives me the piece of paper listing everything that states, “This exam may include, but is not limited to, extensive testing/exams/procedures of the: breasts, rectum/colon, vagina, urethra, ovaries/uterus, cervix, and clitoris.”
I begin to wonder what I have gotten myself into! He begins by telling me to roll onto my left side and bring my right knee to my chest. I feel something at my rectum and realize he is having one of his assistants administer an enema. It is so much that I am slightly moaning as I take it all in and must hold it for 10 minutes. I am finally allowed to relieve myself in the bathroom then it’s back up on the table for a second enema. The second is not as bad but I must still hold it for 10 minutes. I am then instructed to place my feet in the stirrups. I feel something very cool being spread around and realize that I am going to be shaved. The assistant is very thorough, removing every last hair and even shaving between my buttocks. While this is happening, the other assistant has placed two IV’s in me, one in the back of my left hand and the other in the crook of my left arm. A blood pressure cuff is placed around my upper right arm and a pulse monitor on the index finger of my left hand. My hair is gathered up and placed under a cap.
“Just one last thing,” the doctor says. I am told that a catheter will be put in. “The catheter may need to be taken out during the exam, depending on what needs to be done. So don’t be surprised if you have to be cathed a second time.” I feel the coolness of the betadine solution as he disinfects my urethra. I feel a sharp sting as the catheter is inserted but the pain is not too intense. “All done!” the doctor announces. “Your heart rate is very fast right now. I’m sure you’re just nervous but let’s get you an oxygen mask anyway.” I look up to see one of the assistants place the clear oxygen mask over my nose and mouth and then the strap is placed behind my head. The door opens and two more gentlemen in scrubs come in with a gurney. I am placed on the gurney and wheeled out of the room. I feel myself being wheeled down the long hallway to a large set of swinging double doors. I am pushed through them and there I see a large room with what looks like an operating table in the center. There are bright lights overhead and lots of covered trays that I am sure hold all the instruments that will be used on me.
I am wheeled over to the table and lifted onto it. My legs are lifted high into the knee rests and strapped down. My legs are then spread as wide apart as possible. My arms are stretched out on two arm rests and strapped down as well. Finally, another strap is place across my abdomen. The doctor walks in, ready to begin my exam…..
So now, here is where I would like to know…..what would YOU as the doctor do to me? As you know, I signed the consent form. If you feel so inclined, please let me know, in as much detail as possible, what you would do. You can reply here, send me an e-mail (stirruplvr83@yahoo.com), or shoot me an IM if you would like to chat about it. Please don’t hesitate to be as detailed as possible and anything goes!
So how does everyone like the beginning of my fantasy?