This morning I was late for a flight, and wet pretty bad on the 2 hour ride to the airport. I was wearing a 247 with stuffer beneath a Birdseye cloth and plastic pants.
I was expecting to make the 8 hour trip door to door, without incident. However, last night’s bladder decided to have a standoff until I was midroute.
Upon check-in, I rushed to security where the nudeoscope flagged me for anomalies in my groin. They started to Pat me down, and noticed the diaper.
I requested private screening, where I was pat down by three different TSA agents. They asked why it was so stiff and I explained I had severely wet myself on the way there.
They told me they could get a drape to hold up, to have me remove the diaper, xray it, let me change into a fresh diaper and then I’d have to dispose of the wet one after being cleared.
I sat for 5 minutes, freaking out that I’d miss my flight.. when the supervisor returned and told me they were straight out denying me access to the terminal point due to the saturated brief.
My ultimatum was to exit the security zone, going back into the airport lobby and remove the diaper in the public restrooms. Only then could I reenter with a fresh clean diaper on.
I got stopped again for an abnormally wearing my clean diaper, and was patted down at the scanner since I had no intention on going to a private screening room again. So I sucked it up.
When he hit my 247 waistband with his thumbs beneath my shirt after stepping out of the scanner, I was coldly asked by the 2nd nudeoscope agent what I had on underneath. He asked me back loud enough for others to hear “you’re wearing a diaper?”
I bashful obliged, losing two points of my dignity.. and was granted access to the terminal, only to miss my flight. I travel a lot and have heard such horror stories, but assumed they were fap-fap tales.
I travel by air twice a month, but have never been this late with a soaked one. Word from the wise is to never enter TSA when you’re boarder line leaking at the seams.