I gave myself one last night while the chat room was off line. It was interesting....
I had been having GI problems all day. It was a stressful, busy week so I was suffering from constipation, nausea, and just general ickiness.
I started with a phenigren suppository. I dread these, because they hurt. But they are effective, and I knew I needed one. (Phenigren is an anti-nausea drug that calms my digestive system and makes me feel sleepy and relaxed).
I turned on the water to let it start to get hot (sometimes it takes up to 15 minutes in my apartment!), took off my clothes, and laid down on my side on the bed.
I unwrapped the suppository, took a deep breath, and slowly pushed it into my bottom.
I lay there, trying not to think about it, but in about three minutes I could feel it burning deep inside my rectum. In a few more minutes, my tummy was cramping, wanting to expel the offending suppository. I massaged my tummy and tried not to think about it.
Finally, the cramping subsided, and took that to mean the suppo had mostly melted, so I got up to check the water. It was warm, but not as warm as I would like. But I didn't want to wait any longer; I need to soothe my sore bottom with a nice enema.
I ran the 2 quart bag full, and decided not to add any soap as I was already hurting and cramping. I brought it back to the bedroom and hung it from the top railing of the bed.
Once again, I lay on my side, and carefully worked the nozzle into my sore rectum.
The insertion was very pleasant, and I was feeling terribly randy by the time I had it all the way up my bottom. I released the clamp, then clicked it back a few notches to slow down the flow.
It didn't feel that good; it was cooler than I like. Sure enough, in about five minutes I started to cramp. I began to massage my tummy, and the cramping stayed mild. I looked up and just over a quarter of the bag was gone.
Soon I started to feel drips of water hitting the back of my thighs, and I knew something was leaking. I groaned and clicked the clamp closed. When I looked up to see what was leaking, the hose lay curled up on the pillow. It had pulled away entirely from the bag! The contents of the bag were continuing to pour out the bottom!
So much for a relaxing enema!
Fortunately, most of it missed the bed and poured out onto the carpet at the head of the bed. It did soak a few pillows, but being a woman who lives alone, I have 13 pillows on my bed anyway, so I had plenty of spares.
The good thing about this was, meanwhile in the bathroom,the water had finally gotten hot, so I was able to refill the bag with nice warm water.
Despite being extremely uncomfortable from the suppository, and just being full, I managed to take nearly the whole bag this time.
I administered it very slow, and was able to have a wonderful orgasm while I held it.
Expulsion was rather traumatic. I almost cried. I wont go into details, but it became apparent to me why I'd felt so bad earlier.
After it all came out, my bottom was so sore I could hardly walk, but I still felt great. My GI problems were now gone, and I felt wonderful and relaxed.
No pain, no gain, right?