Ever wonder about house hunters

My wife likes to watch programs like house hunters and property virgins where the realty agent takes prospective buyers through different houses for sale. I wonder when these people see the bathrooms whether they may be thinking, gee, that would be a great place to hang my enema bag. I would love to hear the woman say, honey, look there is a separate shower stall where you could take your stand up enemas. Better yet, gee, honey there would be a great place for me to give you your enemas. I am convinced that lots more people take enemas than talk about them. I just wish the subject were more universally accepted throughout the general public as something discussed openly.

That sounds rather interesting! 😁

That brought back a memory from decades ago when we were looking for our first house. One was a completely vacant Victorian house. When we opened the closet door there was an old very pliable Enema Bag hanging in the closest. I was tempted to see if I could buy the bag without the house or ask if the bag came with the house. Unfortunately, my wife has never been into enemas; so, I restricted my comments to "very interesting".

It would be great to see the reaction of most people if they found Enema equp-

ment haning in closets, or in drawers when looking at a house.

I've also always thought it would be fun to put some Enema equipment or butt

toys in a garage sale, without any price tag just to see who would ask how

much.

Dan

I attended an "estate auction" held in the combination office of a retired country doctor. I watched as the auctioneer came to this really OLD exam table. It had hand cranks in several places on it, and these were demonstated to us. Using them, the table could be tilted in several directions. Right before the bidding began, a woman asked the auctioneer's assistant: "Can you tell us what the purpose of this table was?" He looked in his notebook. "Umm says here, it was used for rectal/colon exams, and deep irrigation enemas.' No bids were made. Nope, I did not bid, either. Hust too weird for my tastes. Walt

I guess there are just NO limits upon what the mind of a klismo can fantasize about. Walt

Walt,

I wish I had been at that sale. Sounds as though someone would have got quite

a bargain.

Once, in Chicago, at American Science, they had some Enema cans. The friends

that were with me each bought one. I bought 6. The guy at the register started to make some comment about them. I looked him directly in the eye and

said I am planning to use them for their intended purpose. He turned bright

red and couldn't get us out of there fast enough.

Dan

I am certain there are some klismophiles that when house hunting, give extra attention to bathrooms and associated plumbing in their decision making process. Most likely, taking into consideration the reluctance to talk openly about enemas that a large portion of society has, the prospective buyer(s) confer privately out of earshot of the real estate rep, then again, some of the realtors might likely be klismo's themselves. 😁

As to estate sales, I have gotten assorted enema/anal related toys over the years at them. It is wonderful to watch the reactions of the people when I buy them...priceless. On several occasions, I have had one curios woman or another who saw me make the purchase follow me out, approach, and inquire as to what need/use I have ? I tell them, in as smiling and gentle manner as I am capable of, it is not only enjoyable, but priceless also. In one instance, I wound up selling a complete vintage combo set in fine condition with hard black rubber fittings I had just purchased to a lady about 5 years younger than me who was totally fixated on it but was unwilling to talk openly about it. Explaining that I had not yet had an opportunity to test it and did not know if such an old set was water worthy, I gave her my phone number offering to refund the money if it did not hold water or otherwise leaked, I got one short phone call about a week and a half later in which she said in a friendly manner..."it worked fine", no calls after that. 😃

G.N.

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It would be great to see the reaction of most people if they found Enema equp-

ment haning in closets, or in drawers when looking at a house.

I've also always thought it would be fun to put some Enema equipment or butt

toys in a garage sale, without any price tag just to see who would ask how

much.

Dan

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Dan, your comment about putting some enema equipment or toys in a garage sale just to see how people would react reminded me of my first foray into the realm of enema erotica. I was always a curious kid and my interest in bondage seamlessly led me into other fetish realms, as a natural progression of sorts.

I've always collected stuff like old comics and postcards, so I spent plenty of time in old resale shops and flea markets. While vacationing with my family in Indiana, probably at the age of twelve or thirteen, we stopped at a familiar antique store run by a couple probably in their late 60’s. While browsing through old newspapers and magazines, I found a stack of old ‘Fetish Times’ tabloid newpapers. Covertly leafing through them, I saw various photo essays combining bondage and enemas. I was instantly enthralled!

I stashed several copies of them among a larger stack of old paper goods I was also buying (luckily their prices were so reasonable - some on the order of twenty-five cents!) When the proprietress was tallying me up, she came across the papers, and asked if I wanted them, as if I had made a mistake. I was several feet away from her at the time, browsing some other shelves or what not, so I simply feigned oblivion about them and nonchalantly uttered something to the effect of “sure, whatever, just throw them in there” as if I had no idea of what she was truly talking about. Needless to say, I couldn't wait to get home and unpack these new treasures!

So I guess if I ran across some enema equipment at your garage sale, I, for one, might try disguising it among a whole box of discards like cigar boxes, old pipe fittings and what not, instead of the direct approach!

Once while house shopping years ago we came across a rather nice home on the market owned by a couple probably in their late 20's - early 30's. In the master bath, behind the shower curtain and draped around the shower head was a foldable douche bag with the hose attached and an enema nozzle on it. I didn't notice whether it was still wet or not, but I sure looked at that couple a little differently and wondered who had recently gotten an enema!

Diaperlovermn,

If they ever do, I will have to buy the full series dvd collection 😁