Plain tap water (cold, warm, VERY warm but not above 106F)
Ice water (Cramp lovers' delight)
Coffee black & undiluted (cooled to 105F)
Ivory soap ( mild to very strong solutions)
Dr. Bronner's (peppermint & plain)
Hydrogen peroxide ( 1:10 solution)
Bisacodyl
Fleet Saline
Fleet mineral oil
Full qt of mineral oil (WAY messy!)
Salt water
Salt & baking soda (VERY comfy)
Senna tea
Cascara sagrada tea
Senna & cascara sagrada tea (Cramp lovers' delight)
Glycerin
Glycerin soap
Milk
Milk & molasses using a douche nozzle into rectum (some cramping after 15 minutes)
Milk & molasses introduced high in the colon near the caecum with a 42Fr colon tube (Death might be preferable to the cramps!)
Yogurt
Vodka (60 proof diluted to 1:10 with distilled water)
Champagne (She shoved the bottle up my derriere and shook it! Lots of cramps, instant buzz!)
Caution: If you experiment with alcohol, be sure it is very dilute, and ALWAYS have a friend handy.