A perfect day for enemas and being cozy. . .

Today is a perfect day for enemas and being cozy. . . maybe also a little bondage or light corporal punishment. . . . EXCEPT WITH TWO FEET OF NEW SNOW, THE SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED AND THE GIRLS ARE HOME TODAY. RATS!

At least our neighbor with a tractor has plowed us out for the first round of cleaning (too much snow for the snow thrower on our driveway), but we won't be going anywhere for a while, so we're just hanging around the house, fires burning, drinking coffee (from my excursion to Zabars a few days ago), listening to music, the TV on mute, getting weather updates for more of the bad news and just relaxing on this snowy day.

GOD, I'M HORNY! I'll go upstairs soon, take a shower and rub one out!

Love your humor Susie. Sounds like a plan to me for a cold snowy miserable day!

Yep Susie...the old days when we had to walk a mile to school in the snow are gone. We thought school closing only happened in the summer. I sure hope you were able to "rub one out" in the shower.

Any day is a perfect day for an enema!

Susie;I live for this stuff,the more snow the better.I disapointed when they plowed my street because I wanted to ride my snowmobile on the road.But the best part is the cozy sexy feeling I get with the stove heating up my livingroom sending the warm air up the high cathedral ceiling into my room.That's when I get this tingle in my butt,that is just begging for a nice long enema session.Now that's what I call living the prefect life.

Let the good times FLOW.

I agree with funnyfun. Any day that I have enough time to take the time is a great day for an enema!!!!!

Any day is good for an enema, but today it's cool cloudy and dull. I have been thinking of enjoying an enema session all morning. One of the posts mentioned ivory flakes, rmemeber them well Mom used that for my soapy enemas as a kid sometimes she used too much and was that soapy enema hard to hold the reauired 10 minutes. I am off to set up my IV pole and put the rubber sheet on the bed. Thanks for reminding me of enemas past.

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So after reading the various topics on this forum most of this week I couldn't hold out any longer. Took the afternoon off and had a great cleanout. Large homemade glycerin suppository (learned about how to make it here!) got things moving, followed up with a few bulbs of water to make sure the glycerin spread around in my colon. Wow - what an urge to go!!! AFter expelling that, washed it out with three and half quarts of bronners peppermint. Feeling pretty empty at this point, but figured, why stop now!! Managed to take close to four quarts of warm water just to make sure the soap was gone.

Funny thing happened at that point. I had not expelled all the water when the family got home. They don't know about this afflection of mine so I had to hastily clean up and rush upstairs to join them (still sloshing around a bit). They wanted to go out to dinner, so, off we went, with me still holding probably a quart. I had hot wings and a few beers - that made for some interesting squirming during dinner and the ride home!!

All in all a fine afternoon!