Favorite part of rectal temps for a female

As a kid, it was just part of the routine, nothing spectacular. No mental or emotional nor physical sensations. Just recall laying there, usually with my head held up in my bent arms watchng TV waiting for my panties to come down and the eventual insertion. I do remember trying to watch the preparation, but depending on positioning that was difficult. As a kid, the favorite part was probably when it was finally taken out!

As a teen, and having discovered the confusing, sometimes pleasant sensations, I would say my favorite part was the mental factor of feeling my panties being lowered, the sensation of the touch on my buttocks as they were separated and then the actual electrifying feeling of the insertion. This all was somewhat mentally intensified because at times my regular pediatrician was not available and his associate, an absolute hunk of 20/30 something manhood would be doing it! Such conflicted, wonderful feelings!

As an adult, frankly, much the same as a teen, but I enjoy also depending on who is taking it and my non-clinical vista of the person, lowering my skirt and preparing myself for it. It's like Mae West said, "Dress to undress".

Play safe!

Having posted before and now giving it more consideration, I would say that a much overlooked aspect is how I feel following the immediate removal of the thermometer! I have observed that nurses differ in their approach to lubricating the anus. Some make a minimal dab while others dab more vigorously including insertion of a finger tip. Others don't bother at all and lube the thermometer. What is evident is the feeling of the lube and how it remains both physically and psychologically! In a silly way, it feels like receiving a sticker. Something to commemorate the occasion.

To those that talk about the feeling of withdrawing the thermometer: in Torch Song, by Anne Roiphe, the main character, a little girl, has her temperature taken rectally by a nanny. When the nanny withdraws it

"The thermometer snatched away, I felt my anus contract in relief and regret."

Relief and regret, as though it felt both bad and good.

It’s been far too long but I would have to say that it’s the anticipation after the pulling down of the panties. Knowing my cheeks would be spread and a lubed finger would prepare my little rosebud for insertion of the thermometer. It’s not the same when you do it yourself.

I’ve only ever taken my own rental temp but I know if someone else did it for me the anticipation would be my favourite part. I think I would enjoy someone thoroughly lubricating my anus as well.

The humiliation and anticipation are the best parts

I would say that from all the rectal temps I have taken as a medical professional, in the hospital and doctor's offices, seeing the patients face and reaction when you tell then you need to take their temperature rectally is priceless!!!!

There is definitely some embarrassment and humiliation as well as anticipation. But if it needs to be done then roll over on your side and this will just take a minute. Now where did I put the Vaseline.

The squishy lube

Rectal temps are just a fun bit of fantasy for me and I've never had one in a real medical setting but for me it's the embarrassment, the anticipation, and the actual insertion....

Having worked in the doctor's offices and hospitals I have taken many rectal temperatures.

The look on the face of telling the patient I will be taking their temp rectally is priceless. Then telling them how to position themselves comes with questions and I do use plenty of lube and I prefer inserting a well lubed finger into their rectum.

So as the medical professional who is taking your rectal temp I will say I enjoy the whole process and usually it only takes 5-6 minutes. But for a few we can make it take longer.

The pulsating I experience during the anticipation is like no other. It’s the ultimate arousal for me.

The closeness and intimacy I feel with my husband, despite my sore throat and running a 102 fever, as he slips down my nightie bottoms and gives me a comforting pat on my behind. The feeling of the Vaseline lubricating the path for the my favorite glass mercury thermometer, breathing in through my mouth to relax down there, the sensation of the thermometer being gently inserted, and lying still and quiet while my husband gives me a light massage, as I hear the rain falling outside our bedroom window. Being aroused that way makes being sick worthwhile, and the foreplay was delightful!

The anticipation, hearing the snap of the Vaseline jar, watching the thermometer being lubricated followed by being told to roll over on my tummy, pants and underpants slowly lowered. The embarrassment of being treated like a child, so submissive.

I say hearing the vaseline opening and the snap of the wrist as the thermomter being shaken down. Knowing it will be going in my bum. Then the squishy feeling after.

All of it. But getting your bum cheeks parted and exposing your anus over the knees to the person taking your temperature rectally, gets me excited.

...getting your bum cheeks parted and exposing your anus over the knees to the person taking your temperature...

Nicely put. The embarrassment of being exposed over a caregiver’s lap is both delightful and intimidating.

We like the announcement, "I'm going to take your temperature....in your hiney. Pants and panties down and on your tummy."

In goes the lubed thermometer for four to five minutes. Often followed by a good bare bottom spanking.

It’s when the doc asks me to drop my pants and he lubes my ass with his finger then slides the thermometer in me.

All parts are favorite. It's just too bad that the process itself is too short. Had my rectal temperature taken a few days ago!

Had my rectal temperature taken few days ago!

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I love the anticipation! Earlier this week I was lying in bed reading when I told my husband that I was feeling a little warm. I think we're all paranoid about getting this virus. Rob felt my forehead and said he didn't think I had a fever, but he folded the covers down and asked if there was Vaseline in the medicine drawer? What a nice rush of anticipation as I turned on my side and Rob gently bared my bottom. Taking my temperature was pretty cool but I loved the foreplay. 99.2. No virus yet, and I pray it stays that way.

The best part for me is the introduction of the thermometer. I like to feel, after a good lubrication, the cold tip on my anus which contracts slightly. Chills run through me. Then the thermometer slides inside, I feel it penetrating me. It must be put in deep to feel it slide in. the tube (glass) is cold in my hot buttocks, what a feeling! I also enjoy feeling it against my rectal walls when I move slightly

It’s really hard to pick an absolute favorite but my favorite moments are

“We need to take your temperature now...lift up for me.” and the underwear is pulled to mid thigh

Seeing the thermometer with lube

Feeling hands on my cheeks separating them for insertion

That short hesitation in your anus before it’s pushed in and you get so hard

The hand resting on your lower back and bottom as you wait for the time

Practically everything about it. The parting of my butt cheeks, lubrication of my butthole and the insertion of the thermometer

So much.

Her telling me she needs to take my temperature, feeling her fingertips curl inside the waistband of my underwear, hearing the lid of the Vaseline jar open as I lie facedown with my bottom bared, her fingers spreading my cheeks and anus wide open, the first touch of the cool thermometer to my opening.....

All of the above !!!! I like to be told from doc/nurse that temp will be taken in the tushy and to roll over and lay on stomach with undies down to ankle or off completely....I like waiting there on my stomach naked or undies to ankles while doc/nurse prepares the anal thermometer....I like when doc/nurse tells me to spread legs wider (undies taken off of course) lol and then they spread butt cheeks wide open to aim in the target 🎯.....while I wait the doc/nurse spread my labia while anal thermometer is in my butthole....they spread my labia from behind and checks while thermometer is in my butt for 5 min....I’m sure they see that I’m wet and starts to drip to the crinkly paper lol....I like when the doc/nurse leaves the exam room door open while I’m laying on my stomach nude with butt thermometer 🌡 in my rectum....I pay no mind when people pass by...I just look away and stare at the wall 🙃

The excitement of knowing that its going to be taken.

The moment the thermometer enters me.

It doesn't matter how long ago your rectal temp. occurred. The memories last a lifetime. Having something stuck up your anus isn't a common everyday experience....at least for most.

I love feeling the glass thermometer in my bottom. What I also love is the look on people's faces when they have just had a thermometer inserted in their bottom.