Names of private parts - Male & Female

Does anybody have a personal name for their vagina or penis .

mine is called my moo moo. my breasts are called bill and ted. i call my partner's mr winky .

got the name from ace ventura pet detective .

Okay, that's one I hadn't heard before! I guess my partner and I are pretty boring, we use anatomically correct terms for the sake of clarity and medical realism. However, privately, I refer to my nether region as Miss Kitty.

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LadyDoc

I call mine orange juice, or OJ lol

THE JUICE IS LOOSE

I usually refer to mine as my pussy, vagina, cunt, slit or any number of other terms, depending on the circumstances.

I call his koki lol and hers toto!

Hoo Hoo and the Man Bits LOL

I just call mine medium jim and the twins.

When i was little my mother called my vagina a 'do do'

and when my sister and i got older we named it tinkerbell and the breast 'ta ta's'

I call my penis Mr. Magnum because of the Trojan Magnum condoms that I use. This is completely truthful, not bragging.

Right now I'm digging "the vadge" and "the peen" as humorous names for genitals, although I suppose it would be more medically accurate to say "the vulv" 😃

I don't have any pet names, although I find it pretty erotic to have my breasts referred to as tits or titties -- pussy and ass for the nether regions.

My bfs penis is called bentley lol such a classy man haha

Love Muscle & Velvet Vise 😄

G.N.

When my brother and I were little (when I was about 5), we were taught to refer to our genital areas as our 'peepee'. HIS 'peepee' looked a LOT different than MY 'peepee'... lol... and it struck me as odd that we both had 'peepees'.... I find it very funny when a woman says "I shaved my vagina"... when she really means "I shaved my vulva". A woman's vagina is internal... how can someone possibly shave something internal? Lol!!!

^^^^ That's the total opposite of what I was brought up with and how we brought up our two daughters.

The girls, when they learned to speak, knew they had a vagina, I had a vagina, and their dad had a penis.

I am with susie in that we didn't talk baby talk to our kids. But we did give our son another name for his penis, which I have now totally forgotten(it was something very innocent so if in his young child way blurted it out in public we wouldn't be embarrassed). Now he and his sister have the proper names for their bits.

On this subject, no pet names for my or sub's parts. Just the plain old names, depending on what mood I'm trying to bring about.

Penis and vagina, cock and pussy, Thor and Eve

Well in the heat of passion it is still "c**k and P***y but other than that it might be schlong and lips or whatever comes to mind quickly hahah just depends on the setting, med fet massage enema we just let it flow with the scene and feelings at the time

When growing up my penis was my "tootle" and my sisters' vulvas were their "boolies". Ridiculous it sounds now! For years they were the only words we knew

When I was growing up, my mother referred to my penis as my "mister."

It's weird, I never really got into names for my genitals

I call my penis "Smuckers," as in "With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good."

I love the proper medical name "penis" and like to have a man's organ referred to more specifically as a "circumcised" or "uncircumcised" penis.

In our family we've always used the British term "fanny" for our vulvas.

Buford for mine. My last ex called her vagina "Miss Muffy".

My vagina is called my "juice box." My breasts are named Jamal & Jameel.

I call his the greek sausage, lol. I don't have a pet name for mine

Ok...vajayjay, nunu, tookie, cootchie and hoohaa.

My wife calls my cock, VLAD and is the Vlad the impaler.

I call hers Genny, short for Genitals.

I tend to call my vagina "The Netherlands" if I'm talking to friends or whatnot and my breasts are just "The Girls".

I once worked with a guy that wanted everyone to know what a stud he was and was always bragging about the size of his penis. This was when I was still an undergrad in college and most everyone smoked cigarettes because they thought it was cool.

Anyway a new girl was hired as a lab assistant, and of course the "stud" made his big move on her and she agreed to go out with him. After the big date she was grilled by some of the girls about what happened. After she finally confessed that she had spent the night with the "stud" she lit a cigarette and one of the girls asked her if he truly was the Marlboro Man that he led everyone to believe he was. After a fairly long pause she said "No he is definatly not the Marlboro Man! If I had to say I would call him Parliment (a then popular cigarette with a recessed filter) because he is probably the only guy around with a quarter inch recess where his dick should be!"

Needless to say the name stuck like glue, and from that day forward everyone in the lab called him Parliment, He never caught on to the reason, but eventually he quit bragging about the size of his equipment.