In my dreams I frequently imagined me getting an enema from my wife's best friend "Nancy". The dream goes something like this:
I had not been feeling well, and as I was hinting to my wife that I might need an enema to straighten out, the doorbell rings. It is Nancy. She stopped by on her way home from work at a local nursing home. I am sitting in the living room watching TV while the girls were in the kitchen talking. Nancy sticks her head in the room and says, "You are kind of quiet tonight." My wife immediately quips, "He is constipated, says he needs an enema, I hate enemas so I told him he had to do it himself." Then she says, "Hey Nancy, since you work in a nursing home, I bet you are an enema expert." Nancy laughs and says, "Yeh, you could say that." The patients usually get a Fleet, but I wouldn't do that to a friend."
Then she says to me with a straight face, "If you really need an enema I will give you one." "Do you have a bag?" Embarrassed at where this is going I said, "Yes I have a bag, but I can do it myself later." Then Nancy says, "Nonsense, it is better if somebody gives it to you." I will give you an enema you will never forget." "Get undressed and get ready."
At this point my wife follows us to the bathroom saying, "I am watching to make sure there is nothing happening other than an enema."
And then I wake up. Damn!!!