For most of you, that would be the absolute WORST possible thing to have happen.
Here’s how I dealt with it.
Now, normally, I never say a thing to anybody. I don’t get together with the other men and start bragging about all the action that I get.
In fact, here’s what I tell any man who asks to hear all the “juicy details”.
I say: “I tried to get her to suck my dick, but she wouldn’t. So, I just fucked her. I don’t think she was very into it or anything, because she just laid there looking at the ceiling the whole time. Pretty much, a dead fuck. Plus, she spilled her damn beer all over my bed, and now the mattress smells like beer. What a waste of time, huh?”
That’s what I tell any man who demands to know what I did. They won’t drop the subject until you give them something. You can’t just say it’s none of your business, because they want to hear something. So, I give them something. I make up something that is so boring, that they will not ever ask me about it again.
Normally, a woman can be assured that I will NEVER say anything about the things that I do to her. Not to other women. And, certainly not to any other men.
But once, this little skank went and told the biggest gossip in the whole office about what I did to her.
Pretty soon, that woman told a bunch of other female co-workers.
One of them joined me at lunch and asked me about it.
“Susan told us about your little “date” the other evening.”
“Oh really? What did she say?”
“Well, let’s just say that it’s something that I’d rather not repeat.”
“That little slut! Tell me, what did she say? Did she tell you that I tied her up with the sheets?”
“Yeah, among other things.”
“What other things? What, that I paddled her ass too?”
“Yeah.”
“Was there anything else that she told you?”
“One other thing.”
“What, that I put a bunch of warm beer up her ass and got her drunk? She told you that too?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Who did she tell all this nonsense to, you?”
“She told Shirley. And, Shirley told me during break.”
“Her, and her big mouth! Oh, I’m gonna paddle her ass until she can’t sit for this! You can go back and tell her that’s a promise!”
“Hey, she made it sound like the two of you were having fun!”
“We were having fun. But, I didn’t think that she’d come to work and tell everybody about it. Hey, thanks for letting me know. Tell me something, how did the other women react?”
“They all thought it sounded pretty kinky.”
“Really? Kinky GOOD? Or, kinky bad?”
“The way that Susan described it, some of them probably thought it was kinky good.”
“Really? And what do YOU think? Kinky good, or kinky bad?”
“I don’t know. I know that I never did anything like that, that’s for sure!”
“Well, maybe you should! I would say that 80% of the women in the world enjoy spankings. Most of them will come right out and say stuff to get me to spank them. And, bondage! Well, most women have some kind of a pretend rape fantasy that they think about!”
“Really? I never think about that!”
“Don’t sit there and bullshit me, lady! Who the hell do you think is buying all these romance novels? And, what do they all say? Some knight in shining armor comes along and rips her bodice off and has his way with her! That sure as hell sounds like pretend rape to me! What else would you call it?”
“You know, I’ve spanked women that are a lot older than you are. So, maybe you’d like to see for yourself some time!”
Now, the woman is blushing, and slightly flustered. To me, that’s like tossing blood into a pool of sharks. It turns into a feeding frenzy! So, I decide to sit there and make this woman all wet!
“Unlike Susan, I would HOPE that you have enough sense to keep your mouth shut. And, we could meet later, after work, so that nobody would see us together, or anything.”
“You know, I would be more than happy to spank you. You’re kind of a little heavy. So, I’d love to spank your ass, and watch your cheeks jiggle around as each stinging spank landed on them.”
Now, I’m looking directly at her. She can’t maintain eye contact. She is totally flustered, and getting aroused by all of this. Squirming in her seat.
“Look at me, Martha. I’m serious. The only thing that I ask is to keep your mouth shut and not tell anyone.”
“You could call me, and come over whenever you like. In the beginning, I would spank you with your panties on, to spare you the embarrassment. But, that wouldn’t last long, would it? Pretty soon, you’d end up bare-ass naked and bent over the back of a padded chair, with your ass in the air. Boy, wouldn’t that be a sight to see? Yeah, I’d like that! Your hot little ass, as you lie there whimpering and waiting for the first stinging smack.”
“Don’t worry, I know how you like it. I wouldn’t beat the hell out of you, or anything. It’s light, light, light, light, and then one time hard. Plus, I’d take lots of breaks. You’d really never know when the next time is coming.”
“Look, here’s the deal. The first time that we get together, you could lay face-down on the bed. I’d slide your panties down and off. Then, you’d have to lay there with your legs spread wide, and let me spank you on the ass. Plus, on the backs and the insides of your legs too. In between spanks, I’d play with your clitoris with my vibrator, and get you all excited and stuff.”
“Now, I’m gonna take it really easy with you. Even the hard smacks wouldn’t really be all that hard. Your ass would only get a little bit pink. But, it’s all up to you. When you decide that you’ve had enough, all you have to do is turn over on your back and spread your legs. Then, I’ll lick you until you have a totally hot climax. Trust me honey, I’ve been there before! I damn sure KNOW how you’d like that!”
“But, here’s the thing. Because you’re not tied up, you have all the control. You can stop anytime that you want and start getting your clitoris licked. But, if you don’t turn over, I’m gonna think that maybe you’re having fun, so then, all bets are off. I will still give you lots of breaks. But, after a while, each and every spank will be hard! Really hard! Loud, stinging smacks that leave bright red marks on your ass.”
“And, you can decide when you had enough, and are ready to come. And, if you still won’t turn over, well then, you’re just a little fool, honey! Cause then, I’m gonna start playing doctor with you! You know, I’d absolutely LOVE doing that to you! Sliding my fingers all the way, deep inside your rectum. Oh, yeah. You’d like that a lot! Plus, I’d insert a big douche nozzle in your rectum. Naturally, it would go in all the way too.”
“And, you’d be squirming around in a mixture of embarrassment and excitement. Totally aroused. Yet, totally in shock that this was actually happening to you! You know, I wonder how many bulbs that I could squeeze inside you? Maybe 5 or 6? Of course, I’d like to do 10. But, here again, it would be your choice. I’ll keep on squeezing them in slowly until you are gasping for me to stop. Then, you can either hold it and lie there while you get your clit licked. Or, else you can get up and use the bathroom. Then, we can do it all again, or you can lay down and spread your legs. Either way, you can count on one thing. You will definitely get to come!”
“And, the next time that you came over, I’d already know how you like it. So, there would be no problem tying you up good and tight. You know, I already can’t wait to do that! You’d be laying there, dripping wet with anticipation. Squirming, and squeezing your legs together hard. I’d do light, little bites all over your breasts and nipples. Yeah, I like that too! Of course, you know what’s coming, don’t you? And, this time, I already know that you like being spanked. So, who are we kidding here? Why pretend to do it light? Why not make each and every spank hard, all over your ass and the backs of your legs? As you lay there, grinding your clit hard against the bed, while stingy smacks with the hairbrush rain down all over your pink little jiggling cheeks. Poor little girl, getting her naughty bottom spanked until it’s all stingy and red and warm!”
“I know that I’d certainly like that! A big girl like you, getting her ass paddled like she was a naughty little schoolgirl? And then, having you ass cheeks spread wide apart, and your rectum examined? Oh, my god! I’ll bet that would make you so embarrassed, wouldn’t it? But hey, you’d be tied up! So, there’s really not much that you could do about it, is there? Even when the enema nozzle gets plunged into your rectum, after it’s all slippery and dripping with lubricating jelly.”
“Actually, the first time, I would slide it into you very, very slowly. You know, the fun is watching you gasp in shock and embarrassment, as I do that. Watching you shiver uncontrollably with all the arousing sensations that you’re feeling. Hearing your breathing become ragged, as that big nozzle spreads your rectum wide open and begins sliding deep inside! Having that big, fat nozzle deep inside your rectum, kinda like touching your internal organs, all the way inside your belly. It will easily fit, but it kinda feels big, until you can relax and get used to it. I guess that’s the fun in it! Yeah! And then, squeezing the warm water deep inside of you and watching you get so full. Trust me, it would be really hot for you.”
“You know, I actually can’t wait to taste you! Savoring the essence of your arousal. To feel you pushing your pussy hard against my mouth, as you beg for your climax. Fuck, I like that! Plus, watching you gasp and squeal with passion, as I push you over the edge into an orgasm that leaves you gritting your teeth to keep from screaming with pleasure. Watching you abandon all sense of composure, and luxuriate in the overwhelming waves of pleasure that encompass your whole body, your entire being. Until you lay there spent and relaxed, and feeling like you don’t have a single care in the world. At a moment like that, you almost feel like nothing else matters anymore. Time stops. In the dark, as I slowly stroke and caress you, all your cares and worries seem to drift away. For a few brief moments, you feel cherished, and loved, and for the first time in your life, totally in synch with another human being, as if you were sharing the same heartbeats and respirations. And, as you drift off to sleep, the distant noises of the city sound as though they are a million miles away. Because, in your little world, you feel safe and warm and secure, and for the first time in your entire life, unconditionally loved for who you really are, and at this moment that feeling dominates your very existence! Transfixed by the serenity! Trust me, you will come to cherish the time we spend together! And, all you have to do is call, and come over. I’ll take it from there. You don’t have to ask me for anything or say a word. You can just lay down and close your eyes and relax.”
Even though this was all decades ago, I pretty much remember what I said to this woman. There are really only a few variations. It’s spur of the moment improvisation, but I almost always end up saying basically the same thing. The idea is to construct a fantasy that will arouse her, and have her start fantasizing about making all it happen. Remember, female fantasies must always contain a highly emotional component, that dominates over the purely physical aspects of sex. Women are much more about feeling loved and cherished, not just fucked and manhandled.
Actually, I laid it on a little too thick there. The woman was much older, and much more conservative in her sexual behavior. Did she find the whole thing arousing? Sure, no doubt. But, did she ever take me up on my offer? No way! She was way, way too prim and proper to even consider having kinky sex with a young man half her age!
After that, she was never the same towards me. She always avoided my eyes. And, scurried away whenever she saw me. I did apologize once, and offered to buy her lunch. But, she declined.
I simply pushed her way out of her comfort zone. And, now she was no longer comfortable around me. So there. You people are right. I guess there are some times when it’s much better to just keep your mouth shut, and say nothing!
On a more positive note, I did have a number of women who told me that they think about the things that I said to them every time that they masturbate. So, I assume that this lady did that sometimes, too. I would hate to think that I made her uncomfortable and embarrassed to be around me, all for nothing!
Oh, and the rest of my co-workers, both men and women, all found out about my little “date” with Susan. My supervisor called me “the sex maniac” for about a week. Then, it all blew over and that was the end of it.
And, as for Susan, well, she did not get her ass paddled. I don’t beat a girl out of anger. But, I did tell her to keep her big mouth shut from now on!
All in all, it was slightly embarrassing to have everyone know my kinky sex habits. Whatever. As they say, stuff happens! What am I supposed to do? Spend my whole life repressing my fantasies?
Yeah, there’s a real good chance of that happening! Not!