How do you hang your bag?

I have a hook over the door in the bathroom that is the perfect height. When in the bedroom, I use my stand for my iPad [without the iPad] which I use for doing Zoom lessons and conversations. It can be adjusted to many heights, and no one would ever guess why I have it. I've left it out before, and others have seen it and asked what it was. I said it held my iPad for Zoom and that was that. It's very sturdy and inexpensive.

I have my Umpa Lumpas handle the todery task for me . They have this cute work song

“Umpa Lumpa dithery doo.”

Measuring soap by weight with tiny scales and water temperature with glass thermometer"

"We have filed this bag with hot soapy water just for you”

form a three Umpa Lumpa pyramid

“ A task for our Princes, we are pleased to do”

Hang the bag on the wall hook.

Release air from the hose squirting me with water

“ We hope it is satisfactory to you”

Pause For my response I put my leg over to expose my hole

“We are so pleased it is acceptable to you”

lube my arse hole

“A pleasant task because we love you”

insert nozzle

“ Its looks like it is longer than you”

“We are always surprised it does not go right through”

undo hose clamp

“Please enjoy your Royal poo”

“ We will be back to clean up after you”

"Umpa Lumpa dihery doo"

They leave after that.

@Bad_Princess Had to look up Umpa Loompas from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory. Here's another twist on a song!

Oompa loompa doompadee doo...

I've got a perfect puzzle for you...

Oompa loompa doompadee dee...

If you are wise you'll listen to me...

What do you get when you shit from your nose...

Leaving your ass with nothing to lose...

What do you smell when your boogers are poo...

Leaving your ass with nothing to do...

What do you think will come of that...

I don't think your ass will like the looks of that...

If you're not greedy you will go far...

Just blow your nose and have an enema...

Princess! - I have never watched “Willy….” in its entirety (really not even a significant part of it) but have seen enough bits and pieces to be familiar with “Umpa lumpa”). The rest is a mystery that I can sort of put together. Bottom line…what a wonderful, whimsical mind you must have to marry this piece of fantasy with an affinity for enemas!!! My hat is off to you. Enjoy, and….Go hang a bag!!

Be well, stay healthy, and…enjoy!

duh wiz

Hi Pink lady, first let me say that it would be my pleasure to stand there and hold your bag until you get the last drop. If that is not what you are looking for, then go to E Bay and find a reasonable Camera Tripod, they work quite well, and a decent one can hold 2/ 2Qt full to the brim Bags, and on Ebay the prices for a used one will be reasonable, Just make sure it is not the table top one but the full expandable tripod. Hope that helps

@gwhap

@Bad_Princess Had to look up Umpa Loompas from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory. Here's another twist on a song!

Must say I really like it. The perfect counterpoint to mine. "Theys probably sing this one in dee all wears I cant ear it"

@duhwizzard

Princess! - I have never watched “Willy….” in its entirety what awonderful, whimsical mind you must have to marry this piece of fantasy with an affinity for enemas!!! My hat is off to you. Enjoy, and….Go hang a bag!!

Be well, stay healthy, and…enjoy!

duh wiz

Thank you duh wiz. I did an edit with added whimsy so you may like it more. I have watched all three Willies. I liked Johnny Depp's Willie the most. The original is a bit dry. Gene Wilder was good but to me, not as fun as Johnny. There was a parody on Family Guy. A good laugh but NOOOO.

I have a robe hook in the bathroom that holds my enema bag nicely for the bedroom I use a large camera tripod that has extendable legs and camera mount, fully extended is almost 6 foot tall and stable.

@Moppys_jalopy I remember reading a thread once about a girl whose mom gave her enemas and the neighbor boy could see her bent over in the bathroom window! Hot scenario indeed!

Wow! That is hot!

I didn't go through every response, but the ones I read (including my own) were “inside" enemas.

Outside: Any well positioned tree branch. On my decks, I have large umbrellas and hanging the bags from the arm at the center pole works well. I also use planter hooks/brackets placed around my deck if I'mon all fours. They work well if well secured by long screws or a very secure screw clamp.

I have a number of tall shepherds hooks around the yard that are strategically positioned next to benches and my hammock. They make for a nice occasional night time outdoor enema when the weather is good and my neighbors are away.

In a true weeklong backpacking/hiking situation where weight considerations are important, enema equipment is just extra weight. Besides, there are the water processing / filtration requirements and how much fuel I'd want to expend to heat the water to an acceptable temperature. It might be too indulgent of a fetish to consider under those conditions. That being said, in a destination type of camping situation, that is a less important consideration. And I"ve had a tent that is designed to be incredibly strong in the worst of conditions. It's got some very strong gear hooks to hold even the largest bags. Fun times for camping enemas.

When I was a teenager, I would occasionally fill the bag and take it out in the backyard that was visually isolated from most of the neighboring houses (though I usually did this at night). We had metal wire clotheslines between the large oak trees in the yard. I'd hang the hook on the wire. The hose was long enough that I could easily get down on all fours and toward the middle of the line, lay down on the ground. But more often than not, I'd be standing while the enema would flow into me. I could walk the length of the clothesline and have the bag slide along behind me. The vibration from the hook/bag sliding would be transmitted by the hose to the nozzle in my ass. Besides being naughty/deviant, the sensation was great.. There was a bathroom just inside the basement door when I was ready to release the enema if I didn't go back up the steps and into the hose through the back porch. Kinky memories from 50 years ago.

From an IV stand I purchased on e bay for less than $ 30 brand new stainless steel adjustable from 4’ to 7’ what a deal!

I have overhead cabinets over the sink in my bathroom that have cabinet door handles that I usually use to hang my enema bag. These are sturdy enough to hang my 5 quart Olympic enema bag. These handles are high enough that I have to stretch my arms as high as I can to hang the bag but I like them because due to the height, there is then plenty of pressure to get my enema flowing well. I usually kneel down to get the enema started but then will stand up to reduce the rate of flow. I have thought about getting an IV stand but worry about questions from people who would see it.

Can be a challenge! My solution is a cable tie looped over the catch on the rooflight in the bathroom. Slightly too high to be honest, but makes for a rapid filling.

3M Command Brand makes plastic adheasive hooks. They have weight ranges from 3lbs to almost 10 pounds.

@huggie627627 - Just remember, a quart of H2O weighs a touch under 2 lbs, that's about 8 lbs per gallon. And you gotta add the weight of the bag, hose, etc. Just sayin'!!

I use a hospital type rolling IV stand! I purchased on eBay brand new ,adjustable from 4’to 7’ stainless steel for $30.00 free shipping! Check it out!

Being a drummer hanging a bag is easy. A cymbal stand, cymbal removed works perfectly. Easily adjustable and stored innocently with the rest of drums.

A coat hook on the wall?

Currently, I use 2 coat hangers that I hang on my shower curtain rod .. I attach my bags to small hook like indentions on the coat hangers… works for me

I like enemas on a bed or my massage (exam) table. I have a couple of folding IV stands I bought on Amazon. The one I paid about $50 for is much better than the other as it has wide legs for stability and can be raised quite high. It is rated for 20lbs. These fold up and I just put them in the corner of the closet when not in use. I had a hospital type IV pole at one time. It was incredibly strong and heavy, but I could never find a convenient way to store it. When traveling and in a hotel, on a tip from someone on Zity, I lean the ironing board against the wall next to the bed. It's ugly, but strong. There is nothing worse than having a full bag fall from a precarious hanger and explode on the carpet.

Miss Sarah has it well thought out!

I have a portable/ collapsable infusion stand without wheels. It extends adequately to use in bed, on a massage table, or in the tub, absent other hooks or arrangements.

This stand will fit inside one of those 6 pak can coolers like some golfers use. It packs inside a suitcase if desired for travel or discretion.

Many thrift stores have them for a few bucks.

I have a telescoping IV stand that works well. It collapses down to about 24 inches, which doesn’t fit well in the gym bag that I use to transport my gear when on the go. Otherwise, it’s great!

Shower rod or if I wanna do my enema sitting on the toilet ill put the bag on the curtain rod above the toilet

I found my video camera tripod works well anywhere. It travels good and does not look out of place when traveling.