Most realistic Penis feeling????

With my modem not working on Independence Day I decided I wanted sum anal sex. But I wanted something special having tired of my many dildos and I remembered what I used in the past before I had my first vibrating dildo.

As luck would have it I had some Johnsonville Polish Kielbasa in the icebox. So I nuked it in the package just long enough to take off the chill then took it into the shower with me. After getting myself clean as a whistle with several enemas I retired to my bedroom.

Now I've been using dildos and dongs in my ass for quite a few years and enjoying myself immensely. But folks I was really in for a treat on Wednesday! Some of you will know what I mean by the elasticity of a real cock as it slides in and out of ass or pussy...and boy howdy this Polish Sausage will feel incredible reaming in and out of your love canals!! Better than Real Skyn or the old style Cyberskin toys of a few years ago!!! Plus at about 1 1/4"x 8" it is perfect even for someone new to anal sex. The only problem I had was a glob of lube slid right off due I believe to the natural greasy feeling of this sausage. But the springy texture of these bad boys feels INCREDIBLE on the in stroke and goes in rather easily without gobs of lube.

Problem number 2 is these sausages will only last about 2 days before basically wearing out. Now I'm searching for a thicker sausage of the same or longer length to relive that wonderful fullness.

Johnsonville Polish Kielbasa....not just edible but so so fuckable!!!

12GAUGE

Hmmm Cucumbers--Think I have some in frig.

Must check for size.

I can't say that they feel real,but I have enjoyed a variety of veggies.My favorites are large cucumbers and squash.I have used yellow sqush,and for a really good stretch,a moderate size butternut squash can be wonderful.

Always go for the real feel, use cucumbers. The. If u really want a party, get very large carrots and stick them up there, then if its to big you can always shave/ cut the carrot

12gauge, the way you described fucking that sausage got me all wet. I'm gonna have to try it.

I agree with 12gauge on this. When traveling a few years ago, I failed to take any toys with me, so I topped at the local Krogers to shop around for my evening's phallic pleasure. I had previously used mostly veggies, but this day I noticed a Polish Kielbasa in the meat counter. I purchased it, trembling at the checkout counter. Back in my room I did my usual prep, and was delighted with the texture and natural slickness of the sausage. To this day probably the best feelings I have had in there

Yep. A Polska Kielbasa is going to have to fill the void until I can find the right real live Polish Boy to play with.

So I've got a certain smoked sausage in mind for some fun this weekend. Next best thing.

Also brings to mind the scene in Howard Stern's movie Private Parts when a talented female guest deep-throats a 14 inch polish sausage. Could be a great way to practice performing fellatio.

Here's the clip:

http://youtu.be/Niw41dlv4zo

First Howard and then I exaggerated the size. Typical, eh? Hahaha.

This sounds like an interesting idea. Besides toy I have used fruits and veggies. Never thought of a sausage. Will try next free weekend.

Second the recommendation of a kielbasa or other type of sausage. I like using a condom over it as well. But my all-time favorite object is a Le Creuset brand whisk. It has a large, slightly curved, one piece, rubberized handle that's just big enough to always elicit a gasp when I stick it in my rectum. And the loops on the whisk mean I'll never over-insert it. I usually put a condom over it or stretch an exam glove over it.

Found a link/picture of said whisk:

http://whiskslowprice.blogspot.com/2012/02/le-creuset-silicone-balloon-whisk.html

Saussage may be good thanks i ll write when i try it. 😃 soon.

The Howard Stern saussage was more flexible than I thought it would be

Certain varieties of squash...just be sure and smooth out any rough ends.

Also, cucumbers..both regular and English varieties.

Some doggie toys....be careful.

@Wino69 - That whisk looks perfect! I guess I need to plan a trip to Bed, Bath and Beyond! I would classify that tool as "beyond"....

I think cucumber, and peeled ginger are two wonderful things...that could ever to the anal wink