Enemas and dieting (diets that use many enemas as a part of diet)

Anybody knows any diets that have a lot of enema usage in them? i'm thinking about losing some weight, and if i could do it while enjoying my favorite activity (enemas, for those who don't take hints), that would be so awesome and would definitely make me stay on a diet and not cheat it (at least the enema part).

please post the diets here, or if there are sites dedicated to this matter, that would be even more awesome!

The enema itself will not cause you to lose weight. You only lose the feces in your colon.

It only gives you something to do instead of eating.

There are other threads discussing dieting and enemas.

Good point Susie;Enemas may make you feel lighter because you emptied the colon,however,your body mass is still the same.If you truly want to lose weight you have to not only change your diet,but also your lifestyle.

I am 73yrs and have the same weight of 119 lbs for the last forty years.Here's how I do it.Stay active by doing projects on my house,yard and have a veggie garden.I cut logs to heat my house and do all the housework plus repairs.Stay away from fast[ fat] food and steam, not fry your meals.Eat meat only once a week[no hamburger]but lots of chicken and turkey baked only.Don't put salt on anything and use only skim milk.Eat three meals a day,include lots of fruit and veggies in salids everyday.Buy fat free salid dressing and margerine,stay away from butter,ice cream,cookies,cake and soda.Hey,don't forget to have sex three times a week and two enemas sessions.If you can stick to this schedule,you will lose weight for sure.

Let the good times FLOW.

Hey folk....a hundred & twelve years ago I was going with a 'real' big time model in Laguna Beach. She had an enema bag, adult black nozzle on the end...hanging in her shower. I asked her what it was for and she said that daily use helped her to control her weight.

I had always wanted to ask her for an enema butt never got up the courage. So sorry now that I was such a woose about it....hell I cuolda claimed ill....butt oh well, WTFO!

the boxcar

I'm not sure why, but I tend to eat less when I take a lot of enemas. I had a long series of soapy enemas yesterday, and I only ate a small salad because I realized it has been 24 hours since my last meal!

I don;t suppose any doctor would recommend that for weight control, though, it's too erotic, so it MUST be bad, right?

Ok, what i'm actually looking for is something like this:

monday - eat so much of this in the morning, so much of that in the afternoon, take enema with this and this, go to bed.

tuesday - eat that and that during the day, take 3 enemas throughout the day with that and that in them.

and so on.

are there any recipes out there? i'm not trying to find a way to lose weight only with enemas, i'm trying to incorporate them into something bigger.

I get hungry after receiving them though.

Funny, the spanking I got yesterday only made me hungry FOR an enema! 😄

I like the carrot and the stick approach...spanking if I'm bad and don't stay on my diet and spanking AND enemas if I'm good!!! The enemas might not help you lose weight in and of themselves but I do believe that they are good as a part of an entire healthy lifestyle even outside of being FUN and SEXY!