So Close! Anal Retentive Husband is Totally Confusing

I'm getting really tired of hiding my intentions from my husband. I don't feel like going all out on him, or emptying the contents of the water cooler into his colon, but I wouldn't mind playing around with some beginner stuff on him.

Last night, he actually came home early. It was the first time in weeks. We had to relocate our business after not being able to pay the rent at our factory, so it's a 2 hour commute now. We both worked around the clock for the move too. So anyway, I have a very high sex drive. I see it as healthy, but he acts like Al Bundy on Married With Children. Sometimes when his happy ass is snoring next to me, I can't take it. I just want sex, 30 seconds will even do. It's not so much the physical pleasure as it is the intimacy and closeness for me.

Back to the story, he gets home early, greeting me with quite the enthusiasm. I then offer him dinner, he doesn't want the light meal I've made, he goes for a 4 serving pot pie instead, and washes it down with half a pitcher of tea. I protested when he pulled the pie out, reminding him that every time he eats that much he passes out, but no no, he'd be fine. Well, come 9 PM, early bedtime for us, he's walking like a teletubby claiming he ate too much. Gee, ya think? I resisted the urge to hit him upside the head with a cast iron pan. As he was getting in the shower with me, I felt his belly, and pointed out that it seemed he was quite literally full of shit.

I offered to help make him feel better, but hd didn't want to go there, as he said, it would take too much time. Too much time was his only argument?! I guess that could be a good thing that he didn't protest more. Anyway, he settled on letting me rub a small amount of peppermint oil mixed with a base on his belly. Thank goodness it worked to revive him. Otherwise he may have found a nozzle making it's way up his bum. He was very vanilla when we met, and he's come a long way. I don't know too many straight guys that started out as vanilla as him who actually ask their wife to use larger toys in their buts, or any toys for that matter.

I'm not sure what he's afraid of. I know he's seen me in pain before from medical procedures, totally unrelated to the ones done for pleasure. Since he's ok with the strap on being used on him, and quite regularly asks for it, I don't think it's the common fear of being gay. He doesn't take much control sexually, even if I beg him to be dominant, he seems to want it the other way, so I don't think he's afraid of losing control. Oh well. The kids are going away next weekend. I'm going to book us a room at the beach, where we have no cell reception. He'll be out of excuses at that point, and relaxed too.

I never turn my wife down for sex! Even if I am not in the mood I will help her with toys or oral pleasure. She is against enemas or anything anal. She is not in favor of new things, which I am. Sometimes I read the posts of husbands who are vanilla and wish the wives would call me, I would love to play. You only live once,so I want to have all the sexual fun I can.

I have an idea that you might try.

Tell him that you bought a new fun toy. But it is a secret until you arrive at your special place. Mention that if he loves you he must trust you and agree to be your sub for the evening.

If he agrees, after you arrive at your destination and settled for your time alone, you can show him your new toy (which is a blindfold) that he must wear until you remove it.

You can design the events for your pleasure and his.

Anyway it is just a thought that might give you some other ideas. Hope you enjoy your special time and find a way to enjoy more in the future.

If he is really passive, maybe you should deliberately overfeed him [use lots and lots of cheese, which binds things together (heh heh heh)]. Give him lots of iced tea which will dehydrate him further. When he's good and miserable, take control and give him no room for maneuvering. Make certain that his first one is HHH/SS.

Cheers.

What about tying him up with the blindfold? What about a strap on that also doubles as a nozzle? It might be the best of both worlds.

Take it slowly. It took me months to finally let my fiance give me an enema. I was completely not into the idea of it but he kept telling me about it and how much he liked it. Finally I relented and got my first one. Now I beg him to play with me! Everyone is different, though. You can't expect him to jump at the idea. Ease him into it. Hope this helps. Have fun on your vacation!

Well, well, that happy husband of 2kinky4u. Why the world is constructed so that somebody eagerly seeks for something, the other one neglects. Ask God about it.

Then again overworking and stress about business do not help either.

I feel for you 2kinky4u, as I'm on the other side of the same fence. I love enemas, and even discussed them with my then "wife-to-be", to be sure she was on board with my pleasurable fantasies. Although she wasn't into them herself, she didn't (or, said she didn't) have a problem with my enjoyment for enemas. She did indulge me a couple times after we were married, and it was good (terrific, actually), but has since decided she's no longer interested in pleasing me with enemas. Pretty damn frustrating. So now I'm strictly solo, and in private. Short of bailing out, or finding an NSA enema partner, I'm on my own these days. This was the whole reason for discussing the issue up front, so this wouldn't happen.

Sounds to me like he may really enjoy it if you really take charge and become his Domme

Here's my thing about not wanting to receive an enema...is, it's boring for me. It's something I like to do because of the results afterward (feeling good physically/mentally/looking better) but, when it comes to the actual procedure I'm full of excuses: Messy, boring, general don't want-to, general uncomfort, feeling clean as in already having taken a shower and not wanting to get wet again. Sometimes not wanting to feel like my stomach is full of water the next day (wanting to be able to eat anything and not feel too full). Sometimes my excuse is I have somewhere to go and don't want to expel gas/water by accident at that place later. etc etc etc etc etc

Take it slowly. It took me months to finally let my fiance give me an enema. I was completely not into the idea of it but he kept telling me about it and how much he liked it. Finally I relented and got my first one. Now I beg him to play with me! Everyone is different, though. You can't expect him to jump at the idea. Ease him into it. Hope this helps. Have fun on your vacation!

OMG totally agree. There should be no pressure in enemas, other than water pressure!

I sometimes spend all day trying to infuse myself with some enema passion...sometimes 8 hours even of trying to pep talk myself into it!!!

And even then --- sometimes I just fall asleep instead of doing it.

I bet he's just not that into it, and needs to find a love of it. If there's no reason to love it for him, then there's no passion.

It's like trying to convince anyone of anything --- the more force, conviction you approach them with, the more they back off.

Like hunting, you can't kill prey by running frantically toward it...No, you have to bait it a little, then sit and patiently wait for it to come to you.

So, things like these may be what is stopping your hubby.

In order to cure this (because I know I neeeed enemas) I have:

1. Taken to watching TV or video games during. (Or listening to LoveLine or comedy radio)

2. Not having a mirror around during (I hate seeing myself poo)

3. Getting "rev'd up" by joining this, for example, or by watching enema videos, either porn or otherwise.

4. Watching Belladonna (she does so much anal stuff)

5. Reading erotica during

6. Making the environment more relaxing...candle light, favorite music, lots of pillows.

Tip: what is relaxing to you, may not be to him. I told my colon-hydrotherapist once to change the radio station to something other than yoga music and she wouldn't. She said I needed to be "relaxed" but, not listening to my own groove just made me tense up even more.