Since so many of you have insisted that I have the honors of posting the first tale, I'll relent...
I met some people in a "Get out the Vote" on election night in the small city I lived in, and I was invited back to their house after the polls closed to have a beer, perhaps a bite to eat.
When I got back to their house, I was invited in. We'd talked for several hours about our interests, ourselves and started a game of chess when I had to go relieve myself of the beer. There were two large bath towels laid out on a dressing table, one covering something beneath the top towel, and when I looked at the back of the door I'd come through, there were three open-mouthed (douche) bags hanging from a hook in the door with a plethora of tubes, etc also dangling there. A small linen closet occupied the wall adjacent to the toilet next to the opening of the next room where an over-large bathtub and glass-walled shower, and opening the linen closet for a hand towel, I saw all manner of sex toys, lubricants, douche solutions and Fleet enemas, a number of what appeared to be folding enema/douche kits, large containers of Vaseline -- the list is longer than you'd be interested in. Taking a hand towel, I dried my hands and my curiosity got the best of me and I lifted the corner of the bath towel. There, laid out before me were all types of vibrator toys, vibrators, butt plugs, nozzles both simple and subtly provocative. I laid the towel back on the toys and went back to the dining room where the chess board was laid. Rick glanced up at me when ireturned to the table but his face didn't let on that he saw the bettered color of my face.
Whatever strategy that I had for beating my chess opponent evaporated and I was soundly thrashed before resigning the game. Elsa suggested that we retire to the living room and she sat down next to me. Putting her hand on top of mine, she looked me straight in the eyes and asked "Have you ever been given an enema before?" This is one of those times where everything was wet but my mouth. Before I could answer she asked "Have you ever given anyone an enema before?" I nodded, and managed to admit that I'd worked in a hospital as an Operating Room Technician years before, and though dispensing enemas weren't a part of my normal job deception, I always helped out where the staff was shorthanded and time was critical to meeting the OR schedules. I didn't dare answer the first question as I was just a little too uncomfortable at the moment and had no idea whether or not to trust my "luck". I excused myself and stood up from the couch, saying that I had to get home and get a few hours of sleep before I had to go to work and they seemed to accept my explanation, and as much as I would like to stay, I had responsibilities at work that I couldn't shirk. I did return to their home over the next few months: Elsa turned out to be a wonderful, skilled and clever partner; she and her husband introduced me in time to being a voyeur.
You just never know what life holds for you around the next corner.