Brat, naughty boy, just like me, and u explained your equipment to the gal at the mall..... many times, folks are horrified by that info, and then at times, totally fascinated.
I went for urodynamic testing years ago, the gal who did it was odd, slightly bizarre, yet friendly... I wondered whether some of the positions she had me in were for HER amusement and enjoyment, altho this type of testing does include bizarre positions... I have spoken with her once since then, but the anxiety of taking it further has been swirling thru my mind...... I NEED to find out what my bladder capacity is...500cc', 600, maybe less? It's not for any medical need, but for MY need... why? Because i like being cathed and used for these procedures, which I find to be SO POWERFUL... the loss of penile control, the exposure, the embarrassment... essentially, good cock control... renders the organ useless. And, frequently cathed. I was tempted to call her and ask her if she would be able to cath me and determine my bladder capacity, NOT from a medical order point of view, but mostly for curiosity sake.... she knows i have some medical background, and I thought "ya don't know unless u ask"... so, I called her urodyanmics lab... she answered... I hesitated and then said "wrong number", and then sat and thought about it for a while... chances are these... she woul;dvesaid yes and come over, or, she would become mad at the request and maybe call my doctor's offce and report the "wierdo"..... so, I let it go...sadly...
Also, I, too, enjoy having my meatus dilated.... I am trying to get that urethral vibrator in me, but just inside the meatus is where it stops... the slit has been opened a bit, but I can't get it past that... I have used an 18 and a 20 foley, inflated the balloon slightly, within the shaft, then withdrawn, and it gets past that "hump" with some difficulty, but it's done... however, the vibrator still doesn't go in past that.... I know what it needs... more force, which I am hesitant to do because I am wimpy to pain.... I don't mind if it bleeds a bit, but am not into the pain. So, go try and convince your urologist (female I go to) to dilate me gently... it's easier to win the lottery!