Fun with a Bidet

It would be interesting to hear about some of the fun things that can be done in a Motel/Hotel/Home with a bidet

This probably isn't quite what you had in mind, but back in 1963 I was on a Med cruise while in the Marine Corps. I was in the Motor pool and spent a lot of time ashore while we were in Naples Italy. Some Navy guys who were also assigned ashore. The Navy guys stayed in a hotel in town while us Marines commuted between the ship and shore. in Naples Italy. They commented that the bidet made the "best darn beer cooler"! They put the beer bottles in the bidet and let the water run slowly continually to keep their beer cool.

They make great urinals. You never have to worry about forgetting to lower the toilet seat again. If you had too much to drink, you don't have to be a sharpshooter to hit your target, since the bidets are wider than the standard toilet.

We have two bidets in our house. One in our bathroom and one in our daughters'. I like the American Standard bidets better than the Kohler because the American Standard has a valve that circulates water through the porcelain rim you sit on (which warms it up) while the Kohler does not, at least when we were doing our construction.

I don't think we use our bidets very much for "fun" things. They are used a lot AFTER we have done fun things, though. 😁 😁

Since the girls are now 12 and 15, the bidet comes in handy for them when they have their periods, and they are great for me because if we have sex during the day, especially a quickie (after we are already dressed and showered) I love to hop on the bidet and get cleaned off so I don't drip semen for the next few hours.

We never expel an enema into the bidet, but it is good for a perineal cleaning after enemas when you don't want or don't have time for a shower. It's also nice after a BM, especially if it isn't well formed for a quick and thorough cleaning.

My one and only experience with a bidet was n the french quarter years ago. i posted about it n another thread. it was wonderful to say the least and i've wanted one ever since.

If you don't want to go to the expense of installing a bidet, or if you don't have the room - I'd suggest a bidet toilet seat. They're in the $500 range and well worth it. Any reasonably handy person can read the directions and install it. Reading the directions is VERY important.

There's a button for butt washing with a controllable stream of water (temp and pressure controls) and the same for the vaginal wash for the ladies. Other features usually include a heated toilet seat and a a warm air butt dryer.

Best of all, the cleaning between enemas is easy, quick and non-irritating.

I have one it is made by Toto. I love it.

My first experience with a bidet was in Dallas, TX at an upscale hotel in the 70's. Next time was in Paris France in the mid 80's. Numerous trips to Paris followed. (For business purposes)Really!!! Decided by then it was a necessary fixture in my bathroom. Have had one ever since and use it everyday.