Enemas When Traveling

Here's a recount of my experience. I posted this here about five years ago. They took everything out of my bag and laid it on a table for all to see.

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My apology to the TSA...

But if it ain't weapons of mass destruction, or a weapon of any kind, they don't have any reason to questions anything (PERIOD).

They need to mind their own business which is protecting these United States, vs. em bare assing people.

Now, go out and make it a gr8 day!

Hermann

They are probably less prone to doing that these days because Delta Airlines had a huge lawsuit of sexual harassment filed and won by a couple the airline employees humiliated due to to her vibrator getting turned on in her luggage the couple were pulled out from the terminal to the tarmac to make her take out the vibe. She was then made to hold it up for all to see while Delta employees made remarks and laughed at the couple. They asked her if she had the vibe because her husband could not satisfy her. Needless to say Delta lost the lawsuit. Now, if TSA pulls personal or hygiene articles out of your carry on and holds them up for all to see, it is considered sexual harrassment by TSA and they are being more careful these days. I'm sure more people are being braver about their legal rights to fly with these things in their luggage. Having these things including enema gear is not illegal. Call their supervisor or other superiors and make it a big deal if they haul things out of your luggage to lay out for all to see. There is no excuse for their behavior regardless of who they work for. I hope you and your hubby made them regret their boorish actions. Karma to you for sharing this.

I used to carry equipment when I traveled but as the restrictions got tighter I became a little nervous. If I was traveling to a place and had a buddy I would just purchase and leave equipment there. If I take it with me again and have any trouble, I will remember to ask for a manager and the sue. Thanks.

My dealings with TSA never left me with the impressions of any Great Minds doing that job

TSA used to always examine a double balloon nozzle in luggage. After many times traveling with checked luggage and always finding their calling card, I left a little note for them telling them it was just my enema bags, and dildo packages, "just for fun." I hope that didn't go into their database!

I've made home made bags on the road useing 2 liter bottles and tape and hose from the store

When going by air with "other half", I always pack rubber goods in her luggage. That along with women's underwear seems normal to TSA.

When flying alone, I'll pack my bag in my checked bag. They may X-Ray it, but no one has ever said anything about it.

The only comment I EVER got from a TSA agent was when he saw a fifth of Johnnie Walker Scotch in my carry on and he said I had good taste. That was years ago, before I stopped drinking. Since then, no problems with anything, rubber or otherwise.

I almost always take enema bag with me when traveling. I find with the stress of traveling that an enema helps me to relax at night in my motel room. Also I tend to get very irregular when traveling and use the bag to have a good bowel movement.

Absolutely, As botox is pointing out, keep is simple. I always take my bulb with me and a shower nozzle. It would be a pity to not make the most of the privacy the hotel room provides.

I also find enemas to help rehydrating me after long flights and also get the bowels timing in sync.

If it is more than a two night trip, I try to take my combo bag.

I have not flown anywhere since 2006, so I don't know what I would do on a plane trip. I gotta figure that one out as my wife wants to see the Caribbean water one more time. It is 30th anniversary this year and her 65th birthday next year, so the time to go is upon us.

I pack some enema equipment for almost all travel. The disposable enema bags fit nicely in a shaving kit or ditty bag. If they're sealed (new), it's unlikely that any attention would be paid to them. That includes carry on screening. The sealed bag is about the size of a sandwich bag and they only cost a couple of bucks. More traditional, or vintage enema/douche gear, is best secured in checked luggage. If someone were to question it, it isn't likely you'd be questioned publicly, or in view of other passengers. Only those you're traveling with would likely pay much attention. If it's an outing with the guys, you may wish to be more discreet.

The other option is to buy an enema bag at Walmart, Walgreen's, or CVS when you arrive at your destination. A Walmart combo sells for about 5 bucks. It's not as intriguing as vintage gear, but gets the job done in most cases. At 5 bucks, it's practically disposable when usage is completed. BTW, I have a vintage folding syringe by Davol. It fits into a small nylon case. Aside from traditional nozzles, it's generally invisible or undetectable to most screening apparatus. Being of organic composition, it's shape shouldn't create any suspicion when folded and packed.

When I was traveling quite a bit for work, I would pack my enema gear. I really looked forward to planning when I would do my enemas series over course of multi city trips.

Sometimes on the west coast I would get up early and have lots of time to do a long session. I live in Atlanta so getting up early on West Coast time happened whether I wanted to or not so why not take advantage of the free time!

The first thing I check out when entering a hotel room is the bathroom and I instantly start assessing to see if it is enema friendly- most are but some are better than others.

I would work long hours on the road and doing enemas was my way to unwind and reward myself with a sexual release.

I flew to Costa Rica twice last winter with a disposable bag flat in the bottom of my carry on bag. Never searched or questioned by US authorities. The Costa Rica customs did a bag search on the loading ramp, looking for drugs. They never questioned the enema bag and they knew about the local coffee so no problems at all.

I've enjoyed some of the best enemas (solo) when traveling, because I know that I will have no interruptions in my hotel room when I'm by myself. The wife isn't enemas in the slightest, even though she knows I enjoy them, so I have to enjoy my solo enemas when I have the private opportunity. I carry a cheap Walgreen's red bag in my carry-on suitcase.

I travel for my job once or twice a month, and most times within driving distance so packing a bag is not a problem. I learned years ago that spending the evening alone in my hotel room with the bag was a lot cheaper and a lot less temptation and chance of trouble than sitting in the bar alone drinking.

As some others have said, when travelling by air it is sometimes just as well to buy a cheap bag at your destination and chuck it when you leave.

I always pack my bulb enema. It's a must when traveling

When travelling by car, I have a gym bag that is packed with my enema gear, butt toys, and a folding IV stand. When flying, I just buy a cheap bag at Wal-Mart or a local drug store, to avoid embarrassing questions at airport screening. If I do pack anything for flying, it goes into my checked baggage and NOT carry-on. It is x-rayed in private and not in front of everybody else.

So far I haven't traveled much overnight since I've bought an enema bag. It had never occurred to me until reading this. The dynamics of performing my enema in an unfamiliar place would certainly add a new element to the situation. My little kit will pack easily. If I'm driving, I may do this next time. I certainly wouldn't want to explain this to the airport people that can see through my luggage. That would be embarrassing.

I always travel with enema equipment....

If I am flying alone, I usually take along two unopened 1500 ml disposable enema bag kits in my carry on bag. I have never been questioned. Also I try to get an appointment with a professional enema nurse in the city I am traveling to.

If I am flying with a playmate, I take a lot of gear... both of ours 4 qt silicone bags, colon tubes and nozzles, paddles, floggers and related gear. These I pack with the checked bags. Never had an issue.

If I drive, my trunk has everything....

When traveling alone, I pack my four quart bag, hose, several nozzles and salt in my check-in bag. The last trip to Las Vegas, I noted that my suitcase was inspected on both legs of the trip, but there was no hassle. Needless to say, I really enjoyed using that equipment in my own room.

I like to take my gear with me but have stop when doing a carry on since you never what TSA is going to do when it goes through the X-ray. If I check bags I always take my gear with me.

When I was traveling while working, I never packed enema equipment. I didn't want the TSA to find it. Now that we're retired, we always take a bag and enjoy enemas in the hotel. No worries about anal now!!

When I was working I often traveled with other employees and I took no equipment. The last thing I would have wanted would have been a TSA employee pulling out my gear and another employee seeing it. Now that I am retired I carry a kit with a 2 quart bag and an inflatable nozzle, usually as carry on. I think it would be fun to have TSA come across it and ask what it was. It would quite a thrill to explain it all in a public setting -- as long as no one I knew was there!

"Hey 'bagful'....I too am military pilot retired. Back in the 80's when your 141's had all the cracked wing spars our Reserve squadron were flyign 119'sand got all the extra drills & Man-days that we wanted. (Hence my e-handle) and I carried a bag on all trips. Never a problem, including when I shared a BOQ room. Fuggit...when bound up one does what one has to do!

the boxcar"

I remember someone posting about their experiences in the military regarding enemas after a long-haul flight. The airman was stationed in Asia, but he and his crew would fly relatively regular to the States (I believe he was a loadmaster, or at least a senior NCO on the crew). According to him he, more often than not, would get 'bound up' on these flights, as they had quick turn around times, and head back to Japan.

Once back to his home base, he said his Asian girlfriend would break out the bag, and give him a good cleaning out. I don't know if this story is on the up-and-up, but I can relate. Sometimes being downrange for field training exercises (FTX) had me in the same situation.

So far I have not had to face that.

I may end up having to travel some on business. If it happens I likely would try locally purchased Fleet enemas or generic equivalent.

A few years ago when I was going to take a trip for a couple of weeks I ordered three enema kits like this https://siliconenozzles.com/3-Liter-Screw-Cap-Enema-Bag-Kit-In-Heavy-Duty-Vinyl-Hanger-SNC3LEK.htm because I thought they would not last long, I found out that they are portable and quite durable, still have two in service!

Yes. I usually take atleast 1 bag, and a special nozzle or 2. Along with a bottle of J&J for a dual purpose item. And alot depends on if its for work or pleasure travel depends on how much l take along. Sometimes more!!!

You can get those reusable enema bags. They come with a small matt and usually castille soap.

Over the past 30 plus years of business traveling, I've broke down and bought 3 bags, which is both time consuming and a hassle. Especially overseas! I have a folding latex bag that works well for this specific purpose. It's too easy to get off balance on a trip, plus want planned trips to the toilet where facilities are known. Traveling is painful enough as it is.