I'll always be grateful to my grandmother for introducing me to the endlessly fascinating and fulfilling world of enemata/enemas. My earliest life memories from the age of 1 or 2 years (yes, it IS possible: see MEMORIES, DREAMS, REFLECTIONS by Carl Gustav Jung, MD, recorded & edited by Aniela Jaffé) are of lying, naked, across her and my mother's laps as my grandmother gave me occasional soapsuds (Ivory) enemata. I always cried until one day I said with great determination, "This time, I won't cry!" That time and next I sucked it up and held in both soapsuds solution and tears, to expressions of approval from both women. Next time the water wouldn't start flowing when Gram opened the L-shaped metal ON/OFF clamp. Gram withdrew the Vulcanite (black, hard rubber) rectal pipe, which emerged with dung plugging the end. They cleared the syringe and conferred. Gram inserted what we called a "wax pencil" - an Infant Glycerin Suppository, which in those days was about 3" long by about a quarter inch in diameter at the blunt end and (I learned decades later) made with much stronger chemicals than today's truncated base-to-base cones. Using the suppository as a vanguard against plugging, Gram then shoved the rectal pipe in on top of it. I thought the searing pain would rip me in half, and couldn't help screaming in great alarm. Today I know that an adult's rectum is usually about 6" deep from anus to sigmoid flexure, but a toddler's is much shallower. Fortunately, the semirigid suppository and rigid Vulcanite rectal pipe didn't perforate my rectum, sigmoid flexure, or sigmoid colon and cause fatal peritonitis. I readily forgive Gram this solitary lapse in judgment, because she always acted lovingly in my best interest, even when rebuking me for some error or misbehavior. That was the last time I ever cried while receiving an enema. The red, wide-necked fountain syringe hung openly and proudly in the bathroom when not in use. Now the very prospect of an enema makes me smile at both ends.
Home in bed with the flu and a temperature one day while 7 or 8 y.o., I was summoned to the bathroom. Gram and my parents were ready with the bag emitting its familiar Ivory soap fragrance. They stripped off my pajamas. My father stood and held the bag as my mother stood beside him, observing. Gram sat on one of two round wooden stools and stretched me prone across her lap with my chest supported by a folded bathmat draped over the edge of the clawfoot tub and my feet resting on the other stool. Partway through the injection per rectum, I broke out into a full-body sweat. "See?" Gram triumphantly said to my parents. "The enema has made the fever break. He'll get well faster now." She was right. That was my first clue that an enema could provide more benefits than just to stimulate defecation. As a kid I assumed the soap was intended to be a slippery lubricant to help stools slip out less uncomfortably. What did I know about soap's irritant effect on the delicate walls of the colon? On one memorable occasion a grownup lifted both toilet seats after my enema and held me under armpits and knees, naked and jackknifed, over the bowl to discharge from on high. Awesome!
One day Gram walked down the hall from the bathroom past the door of my room with a slightly fatigued expression on her face. Approaching my mother and aunt in the back room, Gram said, "I just gave myself an enema." Happily for me, she was a devout believer in the health-enhancing properties of Internal Bathing of The Fundamental Kind. Her outreach as an enema evangelist extended beyond the family. One day she casually described a time years earlier when her friend, Mrs. Jones, was visiting in the upstairs sitting room and complained about "being a trifle costive." Unabashedly, Gram called down the stairs to the housekeeper and said, "Mrs. Smith, please heat up two quarts of water in a pan and slosh Ivory soap around in it. I'm going to give Mrs. Jones an enema!" All kids should have such a grandmother.[/font]