Chocolate in your Bum

Can you use warm drinking chocolate in your bum? Has anyone tried it and any other form of chocolate? Does it work?

Lol my problem with chocolate is that i love eating to much to think of using it in any other way.

I've not seen anything else about chocolate in any other posts, but for several months I have wondered about getting a bag of Hershey's Kisses, unwrapping them, and stuffing them in my ass, one by one. Surely they would melt while inside of me and may even make for a delightful expulsion!! 😘

I would bet that's NOT why it is sometimes referred to as the Hershey highway. 😉

Most Americans like to have their choclate fix. I know I do, but how about putting it in the other end?

What do you think about this: A mix of Hershey's Cocoa Powder and water. It would be a basic formula (bitter taste), but it might become more neutral if you add some kind of mild acid to it. Also, maybe a milk and cocoa power mix of some ratio along with some water in their too?

I have also heard of dark chocolate being good for ones health. The only problem is how to find some with no sugar in it and in a liquid form.

Has anyone ever heard or done this before? I think that their might be more health benefits then pleasure, even though there are very small amounts of caffeine in chocolate, I think a coffee enema would surely give you more of a "buzz".

Maybe a mix of coffee and chocolate, which I personally like to drink...

Thoughts? Suggestions?

I agree I would hate to waste good chocolate like that, now maybe old chocolate that's been sitting around for a while and has seperated and turned brown, then maybe yes.

Try a frozen Snickers bar. I did and it acts as a very very mild suppository.

Hmmmmm, interesting... What about the "fun size" snickers 😄 I might have to try that, hmmmmmm.

How about chocolate milk either warm or cold? I have never done this but it may prove interesting.

Just eat the damned chocolate! 😁 😁 😁 If you want a messy chocolate enema, use a jar of Bosco, Fox's U-Bet or something and bulb it in. It probably won't flow very well through a tube from a bag. Besides, to get any kind of volume, like a quart or so, this is going to be one expensive enema.

It isn't DARK chocolate that is good, it is the COCOA. But nobody wants to eat cocoa because it tastes terribly bitter without the sugar to make it into "chocolate."

If you mix cocoa in water it just clumps and floats around unless you heat the water very hot and swirl in the cocoa powder. Even then, if you let it stand very long, it will settle out. Trust me, I know this from making hot cocoa for the girls in winter, not enema solutions. 😁 😁 😁

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Trust me, I know this from making hot cocoa for the girls in winter, not enema solutions. 😁 😁 😁

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MMmmmm, I remember those days. My best girlfriend and I used to make hot cocoa from scratch. Let me see, warm milk, butter, cocoa, sugar and vanilla? It seems like that was the recipe. We sometimes added a little cinnamon, but didn't feel the need to mess with perfection. That stuff was so much better than the cocoa in a bag that's out nowadays.

Dianne

Chocolate does sound interesting, but I'm not totally sure if its something I'd personally try or not.

Now there is something else for me to try. Can anyone tell of their experience?

So far as I know, on the contrary chocolate will clog your bowels.

LOL I just had a thought... Hershey's Kiss !!!!

I tried a beer enema when I was younger I inserted a beer and gave it a shake. Not bad going in but it sure burns on they way out. Never again.

Could those Hershey chocolate milk squeeze bottle be good?

Just to add my pennies worth, i found out by chance that a chunk of chocolate pushed up my bum actually made me desperate to shit, bit like a suppository would !

Anyone who doesnt believe me had best go try it !!

I was actually looking for something that could be moulded into a carrier for a dose of liquid glycerine, one that would melt a while after insertion,, giving a delayed reaction and releasing the glycerine.

I had simply chosen chocolate to try, and had pushed a peice in to see how long it might take to melt,

I have used chocolate bars as suppositories many times. Mars bars are very good for this, but my favourites are probably Cadbury's creme eggs. They feel great being pushed in, and as they melt the fondant and chocolate become very gooey.

The maximum number of eggs I've taken is 7 but I'd like to try more. I've also alternated chocolate bars with bananas and marshmallows which I know is discussed elsewhere.

I like expelling them either into a diaper or a pair of tights and the smell is much more pleasant than poo. 😃

Waste of chocolate. sticky. messy. no thanks!

Not with my chocolate you don't! I go out of my way for good chocolate, (and ice cream), and would not waste a bit on an enema.

Cocoa butter (the fatty content of chocolate) is a good lubricant and the basis of many medicated suppositories. Drug stores often have it in the cosmetics section. A stick of cocoa butter up the rectum can be pleasant and useful as a preparation for further insertions.

I cannot believe the things and solutions you are all willing to "ingest" rectally! Somehow, I see the plot for some pretty funny sit com situations. LOL! Don't get me wrong, reading this forum, for a new comer, has been extremely interesting and enlightening. And, I certainly am not trying to judge or "rain on anyones parade" I am beginning to think I am a light weight vanilla enema cream puff next to most of you. BUT, I must draw the line on Chocolate! I am sorry, I cannot in good faith condone the desecration of chocolate! Unless, you are going to eat so much that you need a good cleaning out! I think I am finding a new subject for my next blog.

My first anal experience ever, I was lying in bed with the gf in the morning and started talking about insertions. Next thing I know, I've convinced her to stick an Aero chocolate ball up my ass. I popped it out after a couple seconds, and she ate it and licked me clean! Too cool. I reciprocated and we ended up going through half a bag of the things. It was the best introduction to anal play and nothing but fun ever since.

There were no enemas involved so a little bacteria may have been present, but both our immune systems are very strong since we've yet to get sick and regularly give each other rim jobs without cleaning. Try this at home at your own risk, I am not condoning this for others and understand the risks involved when I do it myself.

Next we want to try bananas and whipped cream, but decided to clean ourselves out thoroughly since we expect it to be a high volume endeavor.

You guys haven't even considered the obvious have you.........

PUT SOME PURE COCOA POWDER IN A BREWER AND BREW THE DAMM THING JUST LIKE YOU WOULD A POT OF COFFEE.....

it's no surprise to me that it took a Colombian to figure this one out lol..... Oh you gringos. 😉

I have done that, and cocoa doesn't brew and extract the same way coffee does. There is also much more caffeine in the coffee than the cocoa.

You need to do it in a drip coffee maker. Coffee powder will flow through a percolator basket.

If I jump up and down, will it make a chocolate shake?

Obviously, I'm not Colombian......

I should add that when I did this, it was NOT for an enema solution. It was to add real cocoa to coffee as it brewed for drinking.

It was a failure from a flavor standpoint because as I mentioned above, cocoa does not extract the way coffee does. Its flavors are not dissolved and drawn out in hot water. It comes from eating the bean/cocoa powder itself or having the powder suspended in what you're drinking, as in hot cocoa.

In inserting a well lubricated row of milk chocolate in your anus you will be astonished upon the laxative effect that will happen about half an hour later. This treatment is well suited in the case of a holiday constipation for milk chocolate is available everwhere.

Didn't work too well with me, totally underestimated the stickiness of half-melted chocolate. Thinking about watering it down...