What's the most UNCOMFORTABLE enema you're willing to accept?

So I was asked, "What's the most uncomfortable enema you're willing to accept?"

Well, first off, I think it would be good to give you my idea of what an uncomfortable enema means to me. It's basically two things: if it's very hard to retain, and cramping. So the worst I can handle is just to the point where I can't hold it any longer, due to either its volume, whatever was in it, or the time factor. Cramps for me are caused by essentially the same factors. But ironically enough, other than cramps, the feeling of holding it in and the fullness is part of the eroticism for me, unless I can no longer do that. Then it's toilet time, folks! Hope that answers it.

Really cold ones are pretty hard for me to hold!

I would second that on the cold enemas being difficult to hold!! 😶

M & M enemas are the most difficult for me, to hold as well as the cramps. But that why I like them

Try a 3 quart beer and water enema. As long as you sit still it is something you can hold, but if you move around the beer foams inside and creates gas making it very hard to hold, but fun.

Hmmm, well a glycerin and epsom salt mix in a quart of water is pretty intense... also, try taking a bar of glycerin based soap, like nutregina and shaving it down with a potato peeler, then soaking the shavings in a cup of water to make a slurry. A few tablespoons of the slurry in a quart of water makes for a very uncomfortable enema.

The most uncomfortable enema I ever had was when I first began. I put a lot too much of the Chammomile and Lavendar 'soft soap' into my bag. It began to burn almost immediately. As almost an enema virgin, I thought I was being a sissy and tried to tough it out. After 2 stop and restarts I had to quit and do some panic rinses. About 5 or 6 I'd guess to geet out all the soap. Too my mind this would definitely be a punishment enema and would require a domme to force you to take it. If you really want to set your rectum on fire this will do it.

Try mixing your favorite soap with an equal amount of Castor oil. I mix about 1 oz of each together and make an emulsion out of it, then mix it into 3 qts of as hot as you can stand water. The cramps are vicious, and holding it takes a real desire for pain.

M & M, Ivory soap, lemon juice, air, and have heard that glycerin and Epsom salts can be bad to hold. You just need to try different ones and see how they feel and affect you.

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I've never had a truly uncomfortable enema. I've overfilled a few times which caused leakage before I could get situated over the pot. If I was forced to hold it by a buttplug, I can't imagine it really working. When its gotta come out, its gotta come out! Whether it fires the buttplug against the wall or just gushes out around it in a big mess. I have experienced strong waves of peristalsis but not severe cramping. Once the waves start, its nearly impossible to stop things moving on out.

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What you need is a 500 or 750 cc double balloon rectal catheter. I promise, if you pump up one of those babies, you'll learn what forced retention is all about. A butt plug never reallly held anything in place for me either. Once you get it in, the anus is already dilated, and it doesn't take much more for the fluid pressure and already dilated anus to let it all fly out!

The fact is, part of the discomfort is having to hold in the enema and prevent leakage without a retention device. (YOU LEAK, YOU GET PUNISHED.) A double balloon rectal catheter allows you to relax the anus and still have the solution completely retained without any effort on your part. Once you have that condition met, the composition of the solution and the discomfort/pain it creates is a whole other matter. Red cayenne pepper, various soap solutions, especially green soap, because it is so very alkaline, causes a lot of burning sensations and cramping.

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The retention nozzle is very important as switchablesusie states. You take the enema and then the consequences of holding it. Once it's in you the cramping and urgency sets in. A plug has minimal effect in holding for me but a nicely inflated nozzle can do wonders.

Jimmy

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Try mixing your favorite soap with an equal amount of Castor oil. I mix about 1 oz of each together and make an emulsion out of it, then mix it into 3 qts of as hot as you can stand water. The cramps are vicious, and holding it takes a real desire for pain.

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Ray, that sounds a really effective mixture. I've read that when you take Castor Oil orally it takes several hours to have any effect because it has to be metabolised by the system. This is too slow if you don't have time for a very leisurely enema. Does it work much faster if taken in the form of an enema?

There is always lemon juice and baking soda. Mix up the baking soda in 1-2 qt water and administer. Mix a few tablespoons of lemon juice in another quart of water and administer that. 😳

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There is always lemon juice and baking soda. 😳

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Thanks for the suggestion, earthangel.

I have heard of this recipe but I am a bit wary about trying it. Some time ago I tried a water/air mix (I've since read that it's not a good idea) and it gave me nasty cramps which I couldn't stop because it took me hours to expel it, presumably because of air-locks. Does the lemon and soda recipe have the same problem or is it easier to expel quickly because of the gas pressure :-\

As an aside, is this recipe good for running clear in as short a time as possible?

The worst is ice cubes the are about and inch square my gf gives me those in the shower like 3 times a week you get 7 or 8 of those in with her rubbing my butt hole they are really hard to keep in as well as the cold feeling you have when you are trying to keep them in

An enema of 2 or 3 liters cool water plus 3 to 4 ounces of lemon juice will get you very crampy. Also 4 tablespoons of brown sugar mixed into 16 ounces of cool water and 2 tablespoons of bicarbonate of soda added, then quickly injected will be hard to retain as the gas builds in the colon. A half gallon of pure apple juice or cider makes for a great enema.

Best fun is a fleet enema, but ive found them the WORST enema ever now as they make me feel really unwell for rest of the day, and my guts ache for ages.

I find regular Fleet "saline" enemas quite irritating. Of the custom solutions I've mixed intentionally for myself, the worst was 10% glycerin, which though it gave me a lot of satisfying grumbling and movement feelings, also gave me so much chemical irritation that I could barely hold it long enough to get to the commode. My rectum and anus were very sore, even from just the one enema that day. I went back to 5-6% and felt much better. It still made me pleasantly grumble inside but with barely any irritation.

Eric

Anything necessitating the use of a double balloon catheter to retain would be the most uncomfortable I'd be willing to accept. Lemon juice, milk and molasses, Susie's Rough Ride, or just a standard high volume 3H that makes me feel like I'm going to split open even as I'm begging my Domme to stop the flow already.

I came into the acquaintance of a certain skilled Dominatrix who filled me so full with one I was literally crying. I looked like I was six months pregnant. Then she made me climb three flights of stairs from her dungeon to the bathroom still holding the bag with the nozzle inserted and fully inflated. It was the lowest, most agonizing and self-degrading point I'd sunk to at her command, and I loved every moment of it.

Double contrast Barium Enema.

Agasmic,

..........I came into the acquaintance of a certain skilled Dominatrix who filled me so full with one I was literally crying. I looked like I was six months pregnant. Then she made me climb three flights of stairs from her dungeon to the bathroom still holding the bag with the nozzle inserted and fully inflated. It was the lowest, most agonizing and self-degrading point I'd sunk to at her command, and I loved every moment of it.

Sounds like a session I'd probably love in my switch/sub moments, assuming the solution she forced into me wasn't too irritating. I hope your solution was large but benign, and that she didn't fill you to bursting like that with lemon juice, M&M or S(V)RRE. What exactly was causing you enough distress to start crying? Was the water pressure causing expansion/shooting pain, or was her solution itself causing pain, cramping or intense expulsion urges, or all of the above? Do you have knowledge or even a guess as to how much she gave you that time? Sounds like I might even have had to Safeword out depending on the reason for my distress. Thanks,

Eric

I underwent a barium enema while in my 20s and was close to panic. I had received enemas at home from a visiting nurse, in the comfort of my own bed, but not like this. I was so cold and anxious. A nurse had to give me a shot of something to calm me down, but the procedure was still very uncomfortable. Now that I know about this sort of misery, I'd probably be willing to accept it again. Might be interesting to see if the procedure is any different. It's unlikely, though, now that colonoscopies seem to be the standard. I've had two colonoscopies, under light sedation, luckily with no panic attacks.

I would agree the most uncomfortable enemas was a barium enema when in my early 20's. Also very embarrassing . When I got there a young female receptionist about my age than asked me if I had taken all three prep enemas. I turned red.

Knowledge is power. Having done some medical things without a clue and others knowing exactly what was going to happen (reading books and watching videos) I have to say that the ones where I knew what was up went better and were more comfortable then the ones where I didn't know as much. Low stress and relaxation work wonders.

Haven't had a barium yet, but would do it if asked. Might even do one for fun in a more sexualized environment such as an efest.

Just because they haven't been mentioned so far, Ducosol and Enemeez mini enemas are powerful little bowl evacuators that are quite uncomfortable.

A good indication of how uncomfortable these are is they added a numbing agent to their "+" versions, and the original strong ones became harder to find.

Do one of these and in a few mins you'll think you're turning inside out

Enematically

Steve

With the caveat that I really enjoy very strong urges to expel and trying to resist them, which some might call cramping, 2 Magic Bullets dissolved in a 3H castile soap enema mixed 1 tbs/quart is about my limit. VERY uncomfortable, and even with a double balloon nozzle, I leaked a bit.

Suppo followrd by glycerine and soap Pretty uncomfortable

Tonight is punishment purge night. I’ve held in a bisacodyl suppose for 2 hours now. Now I’m going to squeeze in a box of fleet glycerin mini- enemas, follow that With my over filled ( from the bulb syringe) red comfy combination bag for a total of 3 1/4 to 3 1/2 quarts of warm very soapy water, hold that in for as long as I can using The retention plug nozzle. Then a total of three rinses: 2 using 1/2 of my JBL bag, ( I can only take one and a half from that at a time)

And the final rinse of 4 qts from my big rubber open top bag.

I took an enema once that I in't want to repeat at the time, but now, maybe under the right circumstances

Be careful! You want to do this n an empty stomach ONLY!

If you want a SINGLE enema that can really clean you out with one round This will work but use it SPARINGLY No more than a couple of time a year and make sure you are an experienced enema taker, and are ready to be surprised.

Start the afternoon before ideally right after lunch. eat LESS for lunch than usual

After lunch drink a 32 bottle of either Powerade or Gatorade.

Rinse the bottle repeatedly till you can no longer smell the original contents.

Then put in 18 oz of glycerin After that's in pour in the contents of ONE Fleet enema or equivalent generic. Fill the Fleet bottle again with 4.5 oz of potable water.

Put the cap back on and shake it up good!

Then let it set overnight

The next morning without eating anything in between, while you are prepping the bed or table for a Simms position enema place the bottle in a hot water bath in a sink or dishpan.

Once you are set up, pour the contents of that Powerade bottle into an open-top bag type syringe. Hang it about 3-ft above where your rectum will be when you are in position.

Get in the Simms position, and with the nozzle you are most familiar and comfortable with, take the enema as you would normally take a 2-qt enema. Be ready it goes fast

You should have 2 washcloths ready One as a bite/twist rag the other clean to stuffing in your rectum if you start to leak on the way to the toilet.

I pride myself on retaining 3-qt Epsom salt and soapsuds enemas 15 minutes

I have done this sort of enema 2 or 3 times in my whole life, I have yet to get past 11 minutes!!

You won't need a second enema that gets EVERYTHING out!

Keep a dishpan or empty trashcan within easy reach of the toilet in case it DOES come out both ends at once!! If you fast at least 12 hours ideally more before stating there is a good chance it won't do that, but it WILL feel like it's going to If there IS anything in your stomach, it's almost certainly coming out, so be ready

Don't do anything physically strenuous for at least a couple of hours after.