Home is that place for me. I can go and recluse in my own secure nest. AB/DL supplies by the cupboards full are available If I want. But mostly just one of my thick diapers of the time and my king-sized bed in front of a roaring fire, This is my happy place and I frequently have people staying overnight. Last night Ted and Natasha joined into the little hibernation plan that I had started. Ted, her lifetime partner cracked open a bottle of Dom Perignon. Champagne. With flutes and champagne in hand, Natasha and Ted will drink that champagne until I am off to sleep. Big screen T.V. with 150 stations of estrogen generating thought shows will play through the night,
I wake late in the morning and find my diapers have been changed at some point in the night, Ted and Natasha have breakfast on and they are sharing another bottle of wine with my housekeeper. Bacon and freshly toasted homemade bread filling the air with their pungent odors. Strong coffee is brewing and can be smelt through the house.
A loud knock at the door There stood a large man in uniform with sidearms. His face was mottled by past wars and victories. I am going to be your pilot to Customes Vancouver British Columbia.
Well, we are sitting down to our childhood feast. You, look like you could eat and take a hot shower?
Bacon, eggs, and hash browns with cinnamon rolls. That is my childhood favorite breakfast. I'm your pilot, I have to follow your orders Elf. The shower comes with some sleep too I hope?
You are in luck Captin this is a three-day layover, Relax pick out a bedroom, and let my housekeeper know where you are in the house, WiFi and Landline phones are at your disposal. The second-floor mezzanine is the quietest of the rooms and they all have their own bathroom. A quick warning Captain you will see people wandering around the house in many different characters. What happens here, stays here. and there is no violence other than in prearranged agreeable participants. Our pilots in the past have had no issues with our party folks. Ditch the gun in my office safe if you like? Mine is in there as well.
We sit for brunch more than just breakfast due to the hours we get this all organized. By one or two in the afternoon, we have a table filled with food and drink and sexual party games that sometimes last into the late hours of the day. And a crowd of friends we attract.
To me this is happy. I send leftovers with my friends for snacks later that day for them at home. In return, my place gets a top to bottom cleaning. Since we are all slobs during our brunches and there are a number of heavily used diapers to dispose of. Everyone chips in and clean up.
This is my happy place with a lot of good friends, they take very good care of the OLD FART Elf. For their part, old Elf is very good to all of them.