Homemade butt plugs

Some time I use homemade butt plug like : cucumber, bottle, Tengga and other all part I can use, just for fun

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You should title this, “Tempting Fate”.

Previous experiences suggested I would probably be able to contrive something to retrieve it with, as long as it's shape didn't allow it to “dig in", and it's shape was many times longer than it's width.

@sundaybrunch Previous experiences suggested I would probably be able to contrive something to retrieve it with, as long as it's shape didn't allow it to “dig in", and it's shape was many times longer than it's width.

I'd personally rather die and spent eternity in hell, than have something lost up in me that way!! 😃

A friend once told me about a hospital x-ray collection he'd seen of items the surgeons had to remove from patients butts.

And the ass toys just keep evolving:

Just when I think it can't possibly get any better; damned if it doesn't! And I am ALWAYS surprised. That's what I really love.

I imagine everyone has seen the fox tail butt plugs being sold - right? Well this old man actually gave buying one some serious consideration.

We might not be able to walk down the street naked, but we can walk the street with a tail hanging out the leg of our Bermuda shorts. I think most people could figure out where it was coming from; what it was rooted in, and the deep meaning of life it signified…hold that thought.

Because of our discussions on anal toy safety, (and the fact that I was sitting in my thinking chair with a foot of wooden dowel sticking out of my ass), I was trying to come up with a semi-rigid replacement for the very-rigid wooden dowel.

While the dowel does make a great handle to diddle myself with, I have on occasion, forgotten it was inside me and started to plop my ass down in the chair as if nothing was sticking out. Hence the need for SEMI-RIGID.

My first try, I cut 8 pieces of nylon tie-down chord, slathered them with silicone, and twisted them together and let them cure for a few days - hoping they would be stiff enough - and used a balloon to make a cylindrical head on it.

It actually looked like a giant spermatozoa.

A week later I tried it. It was nowhere near stiff enough. After I got the head in me, and couldn't push it in further, I had about 20 inches of limp "sperm tail" hanging down to my knees.

It was great!!! I finally had the tail I'd always wanted. So, I left it in for 2 days, and it was even greater than I thought. What wonderful sensations! So it's time to tweak the design. If you come looking for me - I'll be the guy wagging his tail.

Just remember whatever you put up your butt…. The large and the deeper you go, you push air out and causing a VACUUM in the colon ..That’s what happened to me. I had to get a Doctor at the hospital to have a cucumber removed. Very embarrassing I don’t know who had more fun, me or the Nurses..Every one of them kept asking me what was in there and laughing… So be careful. Save your self-respect…..and with insurance it still cost me $300.00

A friend once told me about a hospital x-ray collection he'd seen of items the surgeons had to remove from patients butts.

I had a friend who was an ER Doc and he had stories for days. It was a teaching hospital and they had a Vietnamese girl who had very small hands. He would bribe her with getting to do new procedures if she would just reach up someone's ass to retrieve all kinds of stuff.

I have tried the spice, ginger. I rubbed it on my genitals. That was the best! I can only imagine a ginger butt plug!!

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Actually you can use anything to wrap things around. The most important is that if it isn't solid, MAKE SURE to fill with water with something sealing it properly, or else you will get problems…

Another alternative than water is to use some dryable material, like filling it with glue gun glue.

Descriptions of some examples of my homemade art 😃

Before there were all these sex toy web sites I made butt plugs or at least anal probes out of candles - easy to round the end and wood which takes a bit more making with carving and sandpaper but these days there are so many nice ones available. Lovely in the bath …..

I had a friend who was an ER Doc and he had stories for days. It was a teaching hospital and they had a Vietnamese girl who had very small hands. He would bribe her with getting to do new procedures if she would just reach up someone's ass to retrieve all kinds of stuff.

Someone once told me how a doc opened the guy up with speculum, then tried to extract the dildo, by turning it a bit, so he wasn't forcibly yanking it out. But twisting it, pulled of the screw cap on the end, and the batteries came flying out.

Another one had a string of Tahitian pearls up there, the doc got them out, and later had them cleaned and gave them to his wife. (Jeez).

I have tried the spice, ginger. I rubbed it on my genitals. That was the best! I can only imagine a ginger butt plug!!

All ginger is not created equal. If you put the ginger in the fridge for a few weeks it gets hotter. You can also stick your fingernail in ginger then taste it and determine how hot it is. The good thing about ginger is that as soon as you take it out the burn stops. I like to carve it into the shape of a buttplug and insert it. Just use water, no lube because it will coat it and reduce the heat. For bad girls ginger and a good spanking works wonders for attitude.