Homemade Jones Can

Jones Can on Steroids...

A 1-gallon paint can...

A length of 1/4" or 3/8" plastic tubing...

a hole, drilled in the side of the can...

a connector, (brass is best), soldered into the can...

a set of hemostats, to control the flow...

A nozzle (or use the tubing, after heating it enough to "smooth" the sharp edges...

a willing bottom...

makes a 4-quart enema. I will tell you, with the 3/8" I.D. hose, that water goes in FAST. So use the hemostats to control the flow.

I will figure out how to provide everyone with an equipment list, and picture, If I can get the gallery to work for me.

This works very well.

You can also use a 3 pound metal coffee can, a smaller coffee can, or a plastic jug (but then it looks nothing like a jones can...

I just filled up with 3 quarts, and the water was still going in pretty fast. I stopped because I have something else to do this afternoon.

Doctorh2e

If anyone in San Diego would like to experience this, of course you know I'm willing...

Metal rusts. Coffee cans are especially bad for it.

Be safe 😃

So true. However, it's much easier to solder than plastic... 😁

I like that idea.

You can purchase new, empty one gallon paint cans at Home Depot. Soldering is better with metal, and as far as rust is concerned, you could cover the soldered areas with silicone or even easier, they have this stuff called PAINT 😁 😁 😁 😁 that you can spray on bare metal of the soldered areas to prevent rust.

Even if there was a little rust, most women could use a little more iron anyway!

You could probably pass on the soldering and just drill a hole for a hose barb and use rubber grommets on the inside and outside of the can and then tighten the nuts to seal it. The can wall is soft enough so it could flex a bit and flatten to seal around rubber grommets as the nuts are tightened.

After your enema and the can, hose and nozzle dries, you could then store it inside the can!

When soldering, use lead-free solder! That old roll of solder hanging around your toolbox may well be tin-lead. The solder available today is tin-antimony-silver. Be safe.

^^^^ That will surely melt a paint can. Sweating a joint with that high temp solder will be very hard on a thing gauge paint can.

Use rubber grommets instead.

"they have this stuff called PAINT"

I was just bringing it up since rust harbors *tons* of really nasty bacteria. Tetanus, to start...

Regarding soldering, I only have experience with electronics solder which is entirely different from what you'd use to solder pipe or other big pieces of metal. The stuff we use is 18 gauge, and usually lead with a rosin core. Silver solders are getting really common but I haven't used one yet because lead is so easy to work with. Yes, lead. The melting point is very low. If you can find rosin free (solid core) silver solder then you've probably found the lowest temperature but still safe solder you can find. Good luck getting it to stick without flux though.

I would absolutely suggest grommets or some kind of glue though over soldering anything. Repairs are much easier to make on glue when you don't have any equipment handy. Hot glue can be repaired with a knife and a lighter, for example. Grommets are even easier to fix 'cause you can't buy just one 😜

Generally I prefer my homebrew equipment to be out of plastic. It's much more forgiving.

I like plastic containers thay do not rust most are clear or milky but you can see through i use silicone hose with copper wire in side first 18" which prevents kinks and a Huggins bulb in line once you start the flow with the container above the end of the hose it will continue to flow or if the container is low you can pump it in

Paint can was unused,and had never had anything in it. Used silver solder (actually tin and bismuth with a tiny amount of silver--not true silver solder), which is approved plumbing solder. Besides, I decided it was not convenient to store...so it's on the landfill.

Thanks for all the interesting responses.

Go to a beer and winemaking shop. They have 5 - 6.5 gallon buckets with taps and handles.

like this

http://www.homebrewit.com/images/5100KIT.jpg

Then you can put a hose and "Y's" on the big can, and

use that to distribute one solution to 2 or 3 or 4 regular Jones cans. Instant E-Fest 😁

Now, I have to make most of my own equipment, because I am looking for certain things that nobody else thinks about.

I want my container to be translucent, or even perfectly clear, so that I can see instantly how much liquid is left.

Plus, it’s nice to have graduated marks on the side, to see the exact quantity of liquid remaining.

So, most of these rubber bags are out, because you can’t see through them.

I had one of the black, heavy-rubber Sherema bags, millions of years ago.

It was OK, I guess.

One day, I cut it up, and threw it away.

The BEST containers are the large water containers that they sell in Wal-mart.

They hold several gallons, and they come with a dispenser spigot already attached.

They are made for drinking water.

A gallon pitcher is also good.

But, for sheer convenience and economy, as well as usability, you can’t beat a simple gallon drinking-water bottle.

Every supermarket has these. Drinking water, in one-gallon plastic bottles, that have a carrying handle on the side.

Take it home, and dump out the water.

Take scissors and start cutting into the top, right at the threaded part, where the small cap screws on.

The plastic is thick there, for the screw threads, so it will be tough on the scissors.

But, you can cut through.

Now, enlarge the TOP opening in the bottle, and make it big enough that you could drop an orange into the bottle.

Do NOT cut away the handle, because that’s how you will hang the container up.

Basically, cut away the very top, where the small lid screws on. All of that, and some more besides, is cut away.

Now, you have a gallon bottle with the top cut out, large enough to slide your hand into the inside of the water bottle.

Take pointy scissors, and carefully poke a hole on the side of the bottle, at the very bottom.

Rotate the scissors blade, to enlarge the opening.

Now, poke a latex tube through the hole that you made.

The tube should fit snug, so it won’t slide back out.

Obviously, don’t make the hole too large.

And, think about the correct location, for the hole.

When you hang the container up by the handle, it will tilt slightly.

The very bottom is where the hole should be.

You only need to insert the latex tube in a very short distance, just enough that it won’t pull back out.

Now, you have a very nice container.

Large enough to hold almost a full gallon.

Easy to see the level of liquid inside.

Super cheap, and easy to make.

Tie a string to the handle and keep the container very LOW, so you don’t get too much pressure.

A foot or two above your body is plenty!

If you’re getting crampy and full too fast, it might be because you are hanging your container from the top of the telephone pole.

Try it very low, and you will instant see the difference it makes!

Dr E, have you looked into a medical surplus store? A medical supply store is where my sub found the clear, with graduated marks, and with a hanger bags that we are using. Sub just used the proper plastic pipe fittings and connected two bags together. I don't remember how much he got a small hand full for, but they were very reasonable.

I’ve seen or tried just about every bag and container ever made for enemas, MissStress.

Honestly, the drinking water enema containers are so cheap and quick to make that I can just leave them behind, still hanging in the motel room, when the session is over.

That’s probably why I stick with them.

I never know when or where I will meet a new girl.

Enema sessions are spur-of-the-moment things for me.

So, I make equipment in 5 minutes.

For bondage, I tear up the motel sheets, for example, into long wide strips.

Good for blindfolds, as well as bondage.

I pull the sheet off the bed, and sixty seconds later, I’m ready to play.

Same way with the drinking water bottle.

A pair of scissors, a rubber tube of some kind, and a hanging string, and I’m ready in 90 seconds, to give her an enema.

I’m like the MacGyver of enema equipment, I guess.

Cool stuff, Dr E, way too cool. 😎 😎 The last one I created I even spray painted it RED...just for the heck of it!

I'm with you Dr E, half of the fun, well not half but some of the fun with this fetish is going to the store and shopping for things to make equipment out of. I enjoy buying tubing and fittings and jugs of stuff and making my own. I will try that gallon water jug tip you provided. I also like the three liter soda bottles, empty the soda and put a small hole in the cap. A short piece of threaded brass pipe a couple of nuts and rubber washers and you have a three liter container. A hole in the bottom, now the top, to fill it with and there you go. I have on occasion cut a hole in the bottom of a coffee can and slid the bottle into it, perfect fit, a hook in the side of the can to hang it with and your ready to "rumble". There are several types of hoses and nozzles one can use from that point on.

Home Depot has a nice assortment of products that can be used for enemas! For example, they have a small adjustable flow valve. It has barb fittings, and works just like a miniature adjustable spigot, to control the flow rate. They also have clear polyvinyl tubing. Actually, that outgasses a bit too much for me. If you can smell plastic, then you are breathing chemicals. I prefer to stick with genuine latex myself. If you are an enema freak, like myself, you will find all sorts of interesting possibilities in the plumbing department.

A common paper punch will make nice small holes in plastic bottles, to hang them up by. It will also punch side ports into latex tubing, allowing it to easily surpass any of the conventional colon tubes that are currently available.

Need a special nozzle, that nobody makes? Castcraft.com has everything that you need, to make a mold. Think of the possibilities. Long, squirty intestinal toys. Odd-shaped anal stimulators. Dildo-nozzles. The sky is NOT the limit! There IS no limit!

Things that start buzzing, in the middle of the night. Inflatable devices. Endoscopic toys, with CCD devices in the distal tip. Supercircuits is your source there, for miniature cameras.

Plus, you have peristaltic pumps, ultra-low pressure regulators, and digital gauges, so that you can control the inflow, and see the exact pressure inside of the girl's intestine at all times.

You can construct a colon tube with micro vibrations in the tip, as well as oil or lubricant injection, to ease it through. And, don't even get me STARTED on vibrations, because you have programmable controllers now, that will create the exact vibration pattern that you want. Starts easy, quickly becomes intense, then stops, at the exact moment, just before she climaxes.

Hmmmm, what kind of stimulation do I want to provide, for this girl? That is the question. Dream up the concept, as to what you'd like to do. Then, devise a solution.

For example, here's just one of the disgustingly slutty things that I'd like to make. An enema lie-detector, that literally washes the truth out of any girl. I sit there, asking her the most personal, invasive, and humiliating questions, and when the device detects that she is lying to me, she gets an immediate injection of warm liquid, that fills her until she is groaning with mild distention. Perhaps, after several of these, the truth will come out!

So, you hot little medical princess, just exactly what do you think of the idea of crotchless underwear? Or, have you ever masturbated while you were at work? Do you find it highly arousing, the thought of getting injections, in your little ass cheeks? How do you really like your spanking, mild, or insanely stingy?

Wouldn't that be fun? Placing a girl in the enema hot seat, and really making her squirm, as she is forced to answer the most PERSONAL and invasive questions ever? Can you imagine the sheer humiliation, as she is forced to reveal the most intimate and personal aspects of her life?

The reason that I want to do this is because women always request a large, forced enema from me. I have asked them if they would find something like this exciting, and every one of them said that it would be unbelievably exciting, and humiliating, to be forced to answer the most intimate and invasive questions, just as I have suggested here.

They already make lie-detection software, that analyzes voice stress, and determines the degree of deception and withholding. I would like to have a galvanic input too, to determine skin condiction, to enhance the accuracy. Plus respiration and cardiac monitoring, as well. Try to beat all of those tests! Trust me, you WILL absolutely tell me the truth, every single disgusting detail of it!

So now, you little medical princess, tell me the real truth, as to what you find just so unbelievably erotic about enemas, and deep intestinal irrigation!

Some very interesting ideas there - not sure i'm a fan of the lie detector, but could see a setup that monitors pulse rate and adjusts flow accordingly. Another interesting idea is a low pressure pump that adjusts the flow rate at random, at times surging, at others a low gentle flow. Or perhaps something along the same line that is hooked in to a clitoral vibrator with the vibrations control automatically adjusted with flow rate.

It's hard to beat a trip to Ace Hardware for latex tubing, and a load of plastic fittings. The 1 gallon water container often comes with an on-off spigot that can be attached to the hose. That and a comfortable nozzle and you are set for the evening!

I made my own enema container from a 3 liter plastic soap bottle, i got a 1/4 inch plastic barb from home depot make your hole a little smaller screw it in i used a little glue on the threads

I fashioned a very nice 'instrument' using a water balloon nozzle attachment made for the end of a garden hose, and some tubing. It has a stop/start valve, which is awesome for controlling flow. It screws tightly onto a standard one quart spray bottle, or a gallon milk jug.

Yep! I have constructed fancy devices including a sit on enema laid across a toilet seat. Still, all in all, I fancy the Rexall Victoria from the old days when mom did me. Doubt she ever knew how I gradually loved the process and she stopped too soon. But the delicious red bag was available for me to sneak. My Rexall is a beauty but I don't use it as it is from ebay and used by others. I just like to see it as I have my washout from a yellow douche bag with black rim and yellow rubber tubing. They all feel the same but the esthetics of the equipment adds so MUCH!

Just finished another container. Oh, I know the enema purists won't think much of it 😮(they would rather go online and buy one), but since beauty is in the eye of the beholder..that's what counts. I used a large plastic container that previously held fabric softener. Since I liked the design,(it has a push button valve to release the content when the container is used),it was easy to add a barbed fitting and some flex hose to the other opening.The container sit nicely on the edge of the tub and allows me to administer the warm,soapy water with just a push of the button.Yes, I thoroughly washed out the fabric softener from the inside first! I'm thinking that I could even piggyback two of these containers to allow an even larger volume! 😎

Here is a special holliday idea that has fun all over it.

Take a look form Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000UTKYDO?ie=UTF8&tag=theworkingsti-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000UTKYDO

When you do it, wouldn't it be as much fun to tell us about it?

Mine was a TV night surprise. We only watch TV 2 nights a week. When she came into the room, after making her programming request, a gift giving request of my own was also neatly placed as a center piece on our coffee table! She became tickled at the concept, and realy got into it. Or it into her, oh, you know?

Not a can but simply a old plastic bottle with a threaded cap. I made a hose attachment for the cap and cut a small hole on the botom of the bottle. I taped over the hole, filled the bottle and then attached the cap. Once the nozzle was attached to the hose and properly inserted, I removed the tape and was able to take a reqular enema with basically household hardware. The nozzle was home made and the tubing was from the HS chem lab.