Happy to add to this topic...and may add at least one more acronym to go with it!
Love acronyms...all manner of fun in abbreviated lexicography...”AL” I will call it.
Alas, today my wife was a TUBER...Totally unnecessary breast exam “Recipient. “But also a “TUBEFSR”
That acronym/term will be described below...
Today, her attractive male doctor our age, saw her for a really mundane leg issue(localized mid thigh inflammation). Note: I would normally go to @at least “observe” his usual “bending of Doctor liberties”, associated with medicine, the white coat, stethoscope and an attractive female patient...but, this was a simple “look, feel leg, and prescription” matter so I went to work...
Mistake! BIG mistake!
Before the visit is far along, he says to his nurse, “let’s have her disrobe and put on this gown” ...she has worn a skirt she could pull it up for the exam....but he thinks disrobing and a gown is medically better....Hmmmmm...but I am not there? Any connection?
She obliged, and he comes back a while later “sans nurse” to start the exam.
To “bring her up to date” as he told her, he does the eyes ears nose throat stuff, along with, to her surprise (not unpleasant surprise...he is cute) a TUBE and “happily” proceeds to check certain of her other private areas, plausibly associated in some far off text book.
Exam over...he steps out...she gets dressed... waiting for script.
But that’s not what happened...
She gets home and tells me HE, not his nurse, decided to give her a steroid shot in her bottom...ok...
I am thinking upper quadrant, pull up skirt, lowered panties to a point...?
Not!!!
He has her raise her skirt and lower her panties to mid thigh and “roll over on her tummy.”
She is there “bare bottom, in totality” while he chats with her and prepares the injection...
It wasn’t already prepared?
She said she felt so “on display” as her white cheeks glistened in the light and he prepared the shot.
She said they chatted, he watched, she mumbled, he made small talk until it was time.
Alcohol, the stick, the medicine, the rub...all while chatter continued....
So, all “ends” well?
She is hopefully better...
Doctor goes home happy....
Come on...upper quadrant would not work?
In my mind, she had become a TOTALLY UNNECESSARY BOTTOM EXPOSURE FOR SHOT RECIPIENT (TUBEFSR)