Armageddon (199😎 (with Bruce Willis)
When an asteroid the size of Texas is headed for Earth the world's best deep core drilling team is sent to nuke the rock from the inside
When I first watched it it really surprised me with a funny enema scene 😁
Part of the script relating to enema:
NT. JOHNSON SPACE CENTER - EXAMINATION ROOM - DAY
Max, Chick, and Tito sit in HOSPITAL SMOCKS on two examination tables. They have
tattoos, long hair. A cigarette dangles from Tito's lips. AIR FORCE NURSES are
everywhere. A NURSE clips a SWATCH OF HAIR from each of the men. She comes to
Tito. He grabs her arm. Takes the scissors from her.
Tito : Nobody touches my hair but me.
He cuts a SWATCH of hair, gives it to her. A SECOND NURSE is in front of Max and
Tito.
Max : You're not taking any more blood. You vampires already have enough to feed
your coven for a year.
Nurse : (nasally-voiced) We need to know what substances you've recently
ingested.
Tito : What, uhh, "substances" you talkin' about?
Nurse : (matter of fact) Drugs.
Ma and Tito eye each other nervously. Head Nurse, HELGA, stands before Chick
with an ENAMA PROBE and a JAR OF VASELINE.
Chick : An Ena-WHAT?
Helga : Enema.
Chick : And you want to stick it where?
Helga sticks the ENEMA PROBE in a jar of VASELINE.
Chick : (cont'd) No way, lady. I came here to drill.
Helga : So did I.