I have been waiting a chance to tell this story and I have not seen this topic before so now I really have to tell it.
I have sneaked into the mens toilets with my husband twice and I have posted about those, but once I did it a long time ago when I did not have him with me. It was a few years ago and I think it was the year before we decided we would get married so I must have been 22 years old then.
It was a night when I was on a hen night with over 20 other women and most of us were in our early twenties but there were about 5 30 somethings and 40 somethings. I do not know what Americans call a hen night but in England it is what we call a girls' night out to celebrate with the bride just before she gets married.
Well when we were on the way to a nightclub we were all really desperate for a piss and the coach driver had to stop to let us use the toilets in a small pub, a bar we were passing. We all just went into this pub and some of us just filled up all the 3 or 4 cubicles really fast. It was only a little place so it only had small toilets. So because we were all so desperate we just had to invade the mens toilets as well. We were all a bit noisy so drinkers noticed us really and we were getting looked at a lot when we had a crowd of us all trying to get through the door to the mens toilets. The mens had just 1 cubicle I think and a porcelain urinal all along one of the walls. We were lucky there were no men in there when we all bust in and waited to get to piss at the urinal wall.
It was easy for me because I stand to piss most times so all I did was take off my thong then lift my dress up and stand facing the wall with my feet about 2 feet apart and let go into the gutter along the floor. Oh it was a big relief! We were all laughing because a lot of the other girls were not used to it and they were backing up to the wall and bending over so they were trying to piss backwards against the wall or into the gutter at the bottom. But it did not really work for some of them so they got a lot of piss on the floor. Oh no! Hahaha Some others just did what I did and faced the wall and they did not make such a mess. Seeing us pissing made the girls who were still waiting even more desperate so they were really glad to even stand on the wet floor when it was their turn.
The lady who ran the bar looked really angry at us as we came out and other little groups of us went in and I thought she was just going to throw us all out. But we did stay for another quick drink and she still had her angry face on though. It would have been rude of us if we had just used her toilets and made a mess and not even bought drinks.
This was the naughtiest part of this hen night really and I think the rest of it was quiet when I have heard about hen parties getting male strippers and things like that. I do not really drink much either so I was having an alcoholic drink and then the next one would not be alcoholic so I would not get drunk. My husband gets to see too many drunk women and I do not think he would have been impressed if I had gotten that way too.
One day I will write about my own hen party.