Is it just me?

Or does everyone else get excited when the doctor is talking to you? If so what are a few of the things they say that makes your blood boil? Please share.

The only time I get a little excited by a doctor is when he is speaking in elaborate terminology. I get really turned on (and fast) with intellectual conversation. I love those big words (sometimes I even go home and look up what they mean!).

Oh, the blood boil part is when HE says, "This isn't going to hurt your vagina when I do this". HELLO??? How does he know?

Mmmm I got to agree, when dr's use clinical terms, makes me feel "dirty" in a good way of course.

Yeah, talking to the doctor can be exiting especially when he asks me questions during the exam.

I'm usually speechless.

The 4 that get me are:

Scoot down for me.

On your belly hon.

Bear down please

and most of all =

Your enema is ready

I love it when he says, "Let Your Knees Fall Open Naturally" and "I am going to touch you now." What a thrill!

Heather, Los Angles and Portland, OR, USA

Yes, I like, "okay just a lil touch". While the dr parts my labia.

"This isn't going to hurt" is usually untrue.

"lie on your side and pull your knees up to your chest" means you know what is coming next.

The words guaranteed to get me going are "could you just slip your bra off for me" and "I'm going to do an internal examination now".

I have to agree with "scoot your bottom down to the end of the table", and "just let you legs fall open." I also like it when he says, "lets see what we have here." I have been fortunate in that most of my gynecologist have had a sense of humour, and talk to me during the exam.

"Lean over the table, this will feel a little cold."

I have only had a male 2 times but the words that stick are " let your legs fall open"

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There are three phrases that my doctor says to me that make me excited each time and they are as follows.

1) Drop 'em and put your elbows on the table please.

2) Scoot down for me.

3) On your belly hon.

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i like your doc :-)

I get a buzz just being in a clinic or doctor's environment.

But I guess when he says 'bring your knees up until your feet are flat on the bed,then relax them and let them fall apart"

Beth....UK

Ladies... no, it "isn't just you"! There's power and control involved when you are commanded to "just let your legs fall to the sides", and, "scoot your bottom down to the end of the table and let your tush hang off the edge".... VERY powerful.... it takes away the last few protections of your womanhood, allowing all to see deeply inside your pink warmth, an area where few venture.

I just went to the dr the other day and had an in depth sexual convo with her. I must say illustrations are just as exciting if not more so!

I love to hear the line my gyne uses. "Ok sweetie it's that time again. Lets get you in the stirrups now and your bottom down here by me." That is all it takes for him to save money not needing to use much KY on me

My favorite is: "Just relax dear".

I enjoy talking carefully with my patients and make the clinical history before I start the exam. This gives confidence to the patient and realism to the play. You proove that you really care about the patient's health

"ok lay back for me im just gonna feel your tummy" " relax your belly for me" "deep breaths in and out"

Some of you women sure make me wish I had spent the time and money to become a gyno. I always thought that it would be "just another job" but you have changed my mind. Thank you. Very nice responses.

I agree with bethany williams on the point that just being in the doctor's surgery or clinic can get me excited. I also agree with butterfinger, those two sentences do it for me!

Sorry, but I think it's just you.. When the Dr. is talking to me, I'm too busy trying to listen....

I also love the " scoot your bottom down toward the end of the table"

and " Just relax"

The one I love is "Now this won't hurt a bit". You know it's going to hurt a lot if they take the time to tell you it isn't going to hurt.

I got a chuckle out of that RN1115, what makes the doctor think its not going to hurt? It reminds me of when my mother was going to spank me, "Now this is going to hurt me more than it is you." Yeah right, I didn't see her crying. : 😃

The two I hate to hear are:

This may sting a little

and

You may feel a little pressure

What comes next is going to hurt like hell

I've found that I sometimes get very excited when I'm reading an erotic story, and the doctor or nurse uses uncharacteristically crude language..

In a real life situation, I get shivers hearing the legit, clinical speak, but in fantasies, that kind of raw edge sometimes just sets me off.

But my catch phrase is a doctor telling me, "This is going to hurt." No false promises or reassurances, just a flat statement of fact like that - makes my blood run cold, but oh sooo exciting.