Yes and no; not a need per se, but not sure where else this might go

Just wanted to put out there that i have a colostomy and urostomy (look them up on wiki or just ask for an explanation) so i can take off pouches and be functionally incontinent.

Well if you want to shed some excess baggage, you're in the right place! 😉 😁

LOL, yes indeed. On many days i do feel like shedding some excess baggage when i get done with work.