Why don't airlines offer this important flight tip

From PlaneBuzz.....

I guess this gives "redeye" flights a hole new meeting....

Before You Make That Long-Haul Flight...

Be sure and do what publishing mogul Rupert Murdoch supposedly does before every long-haul flight.

Take an enema.

Michael Wolff, whose biography of the billionaire, "The Man Who Owns the News" is out now in stores told FishbowlNY.com last week that the Fox News boss always "takes an enema before a long-haul flight."

Now if that recipe for arriving fresh at your destination doesn't make you want to make a beeline to the holiday punch bowl, I don't know what will.

Oh, and make sure that punch is spiked.

I wouldn't want to be on that flight if everyone decides they can't hold it or have to keep running back and forth after one!Heaven help us all on that flight! 😁

I wonder what is is about the altitude... a large percenatge of my clients, and of other e-providers I know, are pilots!!

[quote author=Linda Marie link=topic=15344.msg155852#msg155852 date=1229381503]

I wonder what is is about the altitude... a large percenatge of my clients, and of other e-providers I know, are pilots!!

[/quote]

Please forgive me ahead of time for this crudity, but this just popped into my head when I read this and I can't seem to control my impulse to share it.

We all know shit floats, but it doesn't fly! 😁

I know, I know, Sorry!! 😶

I think it's a great excuse to slip in an extra enema! 😁

Thats some funny information,, and the only positive thing about this guy in my book..[quote author=jjbim link=topic=15344.msg155823#msg155823 date=1229376049]

From PlaneBuzz.....

Before You Make That Long-Haul Flight...

Be sure and do what publishing mogul Rupert Murdoch supposedly does before every long-haul flight.

Take an enema.

Michael Wolff, whose biography of the billionaire, "The Man Who Owns the News" is out now in stores told FishbowlNY.com last week that the Fox News boss always "takes an enema before a long-haul flight."

[/quote]

I always have my enema bag in my hand luggage, it has lead to a few embarrassed tsa inspectors,,,lol

Yes, but the airline would only have seating for 50 'cause you'd need toilets for each of them! Talk about lots of blue ice!

Having flown for a major airline for a number of years I think this would be a great idea, only problem is that there are a limited number of bathrooms on any jet, including the jumbo's

How many times have you moved up to the empty seat by the toilet so you could get in there next? Would be a little tough if you couldn't hold it any longer

This would add new meaning to: I have had my fill of flying.

I fly quite frequently for business and often do flights to EU and AUS... wow -how much fun could this be... given an enema in your seat while the other passengers watched? Hmmm, there's that recurring theme of being observed while receiving an enema... 😁