Do you want to get caught giving yourself an enema ?
I went to EvansVille Indiana once for a medical convention. One Friday night I had my red 4 quart hot water bottle in the bathroom out on the counter, while I was out. When I came back I had noticed that it was moved. AH HAAAAAA I thought, I have an idea then.
Saturday am I did not hang the do not disturb sign out. I laid accross the bed, with my camera tripod holding the full red bag up, with the silicone 38 french in me, and my ear phones on, laying and waiting for the maid to enter😃 NAUGHTY ME ROFL.,.....
I heard the knock on the door, and atarted the flow, she knocked again, and slowly opened the door, I was not looking at her, but could tell she stood there for a moment, and then said out lour OH MY SORRY I WILL BE BACK. I turned and she had a red face and smiled as she closed the door.
Try that sometime 😉.......too bad she didnt come back to hold the bag 😃