This seemed the most likely section of the forums to house this particular post, so here it goes. I was contemplating the other day how unnerving it can be to simply buy a bag of diapers out in the real world in front of real people (as opposed to the internet). This seems a topic that warrants a lot of discussion. While I will admit that I get the heebie-jeebies doing so and am completely anal about the circumstances under which I will, I started thinking more about other items purchased at the same time that may lend to something of a rather exposing story in the mind of the checker.
The memory that brought this to mind was a long time ago when I was dating a girl with whom was my first sexual partner. Enthusiastic as I was, one night before going to her house I stopped by the grocery store and grabbed some condoms, Vaseline (yes, I know, don't use with condoms) and something else that eludes me now-but was in the same realm of sorts. The checker looked at me when I set them down in front of him, grinned and asked if I was 'planning on having a good night'. I was a bit taken aback, but I laughed and said 'sure', then left.
I've never really received any unusual questions or statements while purchasing diapers, powders, lubes, enemas, etc. on their own, but I make an effort not to ever purchase them together. Especially disposable enemas and diapers (or suppositories for that matter). It would seem to me that if I were the checker I would see these items set on the belt and think, "Hmmm, what are they planning on doing tonight?"
I have a pretty extreme routine for purchasing most supplies anywhere that I feel helps keep my interests from getting questioned, not so much at the time, but for later instances. I will rarely buy anything from young females who look of the popular breed as they are talkers and usually not terribly open minded seeking to mock most things, that and I may chance encounter them at school. I won't purchase from young guys because who knows when I'll walk into a friend's house and see that person again, or the school thing again. I usually go late when there is nobody at the store and prefer an older lady for a checker. I find that older women are more empathetic and will usually assume the least whereas older men will just give you the cold stare of scrutiny.
Any anecdotes of others purchasing indulgent items in conjunction with one another? Any similar and well thought out game plans for purchasing items? I request that, should you choose to share, you not embellish some wild fantasy. I'm not seeking masturbatory material, simply a friendly banter about the realm of shopping to satisfy a need.
Thanks!