My enema surprise was very long ago, actually when my girlfriend and I were home on holiday from college and went to pick up her up about 6:30 p.m. so we could go to see a movie. I went to use the bathroom and saw an enema bag, hose and douche nozzle hanging from the shower curtain to dry.
I asked her if she was into enemas and she said she was. I said, jokingly, If your folks aren't going to be home for a couple hours, why are we wasting our time with some dumb movie when we can provide our own entertainment.
She said they wouldn't be home for a few hours because they had gone to a gala banquet, and I knew she was willing to my suggestion because she was already unbuttoning her blouse before she completed her answer.
She even offered to receive first.
We had three hours of great entertainment, including a great time in the shower and then a love-making session, all in the bathroom (we couldn't even wait to get out of the bathroom).
What a great evening.
After cleaning up every, about 9 p.m., she suggested we pop some popcorn and watch television. About 10 or so, her folks came home and asked how we had enjoyed the movie.
She said we didn't go because we couldn't find a movie we really liked. Her mom went to put her coat away and I know she checked her daughters bedroom ... a place we had not gone that night.
To say that evening was a surprise would be an understatement. It was the beginning of a great couple years of dating. I really miss her. I hope her husband is into enemas. If he's not, he's missing out something ... and so is she.