Naughty or nice?

It's the Christmas season and the question is-have you been naughty or nice?What do you want in your enema bag from Santa?lol! 😁

Maybe I need to elaborate here-who and what would you like for Christmas and in your enema bag!

That ddouble balloon retention nozzle would be my choice, too. If you get it, MM, maybe I could try yours?

I have a great idea for the the man, buy yourself a Santa Claus suit because there are two nice willing ladies waiting for their Christmas present,but you better watch out Mr. M, they can be very naughty.

Let the good times FLOW.w/m73yrs/Western Ma

Hey-I resemble that remark!naughty is fun until you get caught! 😁

I have been nice, so my would be the simple ole salt and baking soda miture. There would be two special ladies to help due to me being so nice through 2008 with more to come in 2009.

Danny44

I always thought it is better to give than to recieve, and promise not to beat you with a wet hose either... Unless you are really, really naughty... 😁

Ive been naughty and nice but would hope Santa would give me an enema while he was here. He could hang the bag on the reindeers' antlers, which would give both hands to take care of me.

Jagson

I would like a double balloon retention nozzle, a jbl, and since I have been very good a professional administered enema series as my girl friend watches. 😃

Yes to all you Santa wishers . . .

A double balloon retention nozzle is the only present anyone would want. It opens up a new way of doing things. Skip a few treats and really treat yourself and your partner if you have one. Maybe having one will help you get a partner! Merry Christmas and enjoy what you really enjoy!

Are you saying you were born to be bad? or just naughty? ve have vays to deal with people like you....VEG

How's 'bout a little of both? 😉

I've been Nice 'n Naughty, so....

I'd like a nice 2" inflatible BP nozzle, a BP with a funnel, a depezzer and some stainless steel clamps. Maybe a new Bed pad?

Thanzz Santa

Ciao

Fun and good cheer ... AND I think Santa is just not the sort of guy to engage in such extreme sports ... So first all I think you not be too materialistic this season, think "services" not "goods". Put on something sexy on Chirtmas eve, hang your stocking, and wait by the chimney with a glass of milk and a cookie and think FUN .... I'm sure when the right jolly old elf in the red suit arrives he will be most ready to pull you gently over his lap for a gentle little Christmas spanking, then with a nod of his head, a briming full, festive red enema bag will appear and he will warm your insides in a most erotic way ... then drawing his hand aside, up the chimney he'll rise, but if you listen very carefully you'll hear him exclaim as he drives out of site ... Happy Enema to all, and to all a Goodnight!"

For Christmas I would like one of those pretty glass funnel shaped hanging enema vessels. I've been searching so long :'(

I told Santa that I wanted a Hummer with lots of Chrome...... he sent me a crack whore with braces

I have been very naughty especially recently. I left a receipt from a well-known adutl store for a lady friend to find. She has not said anything yet, but she has seen a wrapped package.

She is the type that just has to know, so I can't wait to surprise her.!

A good JBL bag.

Happy Christmas Enemas for all folks.

Acquaman

If Santa brought me one of those pretty glass vessels, I'd certainly mix him up something special... 😘

I hope our daughters find a good friend or two for a two or three day sleepover during the winter break so my husband and I can have a nice relaxing 3 day scene (OK, "relaxing" isn't the right word) with lots of wild and degrading sex and nobody home to interrupt us. Over the other 8-9 days of their break, I can be their doting mommy.

As far as Santa is concerned, I don't want any gifts in the usual sense, just a healthy, happy family where everyone has enough orgasms (yeah, the kids, too and by their own hands) to exude love, affection and be satiated and peaceful. I certainly don't want to go shopping. Kids DON'T want clothes and I don't want to fight the crowds for toys and games. Trust me, what the kids want most, and is easiest and best to give is cold, hard CASH.

Cash, and enemas, and handjobs, rule.

I would like a strict mommy or demanding nurse. What i got would be up to her

My Santa wouldn't be wearing a red suit, he'd be naked with a red bum. I want to see what I have to play with.

I have been very naughty. Someone should take me over their knee and administer spankings and enemas until my attitude is properly adjusted!

I would be glad to do that Anne

I'm in the naughty category and could definitely use some discipline! A high, hot, huge enema along with a good flogging would be a start...

Well dang--a good OTK spanking , a good OTK enema and then a nice massage followed by a second enema--

and then I would lovingly return the favor----and I would accept a taste treat too--😃😃

badger

A new colon tube along with a naughty nurse to administer to me

Did you know, that on Christmas Eve, if you put on a red fur trimmed suit and hat and some black boots, you can stand on the neighbor's roof, next to their chimney and jerk off and nobody will give you a hard time. They will actually be happy because they are all waiting for Santa to cum down their chimney.

P.S. Do not try this if they have a Menorah in their window.

P.S. #2 Do not let the real Santa catch you doing this.

A bunch of you asked for a double balloon recital catheter. I wonder how many people will actually get one for Christmas. (Somebody probably will.)

True double balloon rectal catheter is pricey but if taken good care will last long time