While in the dallas tx VA for leg amputation
after surgery 30 min later i took out the IV,s
and rolled outside for coffee and a smoke
next day the nurse,s were pissed i had done that
so all meds were pills
well unknown to me one pill was some kind of softener
i was still sneaking off to smoke every chance they weren't looking that one pill it worked so well i never felt the urge
just relaxed
on the way back to room i felt very warm back there in the elevator someone farted well it wasn't gas holy moly it was me ass cheeks were sliding floor had drip spots leading the way back
well after the clean up of me wheelchair bed and floors
i ask the nurse what caused that
she said doc,s didn't want to strain anything after my surgery
on the way back back to room heard them laughing their asses off at me
sadistic nurses at VA