Boiled eggs

Any instructions, suggestions or just boil them and insert, when cooled down. What about lube, will olive oil do well?

Yeah, I would stick with the food groups. This way you could chow down on some egg salad once the erotic thrill has passed.

I've done this A LOT!!!! and really love the hard boiled eggs up my ass. I get organic ones, (since they have not ever been dipped or sprayed with formaldyhide and other chemicals), then I put them in the bottom of a kettle and add cold water. I bring this to a boil and let it cook for three to five minutes. Then I take it off the burner and run cold water over them. I keep checking them and stop rinsing them until the cold water once they are just slightly warm on the outside, (means they are still warm on the inside). Then I take as many as I want and peel them and rinse them UNDER warm water, (to get the shell fragments off of them). Then I mash up a banana or simply fuck my ass with one, (slightly green), just to lube it all up. I mash some of the banana and shove that up my ass and then start inserting the hard boiled peeled eggs. I go one by one and then after about three I stand up and stretch and tighten my butt hole. (I insert them while on my hands and knees or while in a squatting position over a mirror). Then I go for three or four more. I can get the whole carton of eggs up my ass and love the feel of them. Especially when I push them out while orgasming!

Ok i dont think i am ready for eggs(me and my b/f only had are first try last week with water)whot shude we try next?

lots of love cxxx

Awwww don't knock it till you've tried it. It's really great putting them in and feels really great on the way out! Great when you insert one piece of banana first, then an egg, then another piece of banana and so on and so forth...FOLLOW IT ALL UP WITH SOME BISCODYL and stay near the toilet!

"Great when you insert one piece of banana first then an egg then another piece of banana and so on and so forth...fOLLOW IT ALL UP WITH SOME BISCOTYL and stay near the toilet!" -oregonbuttrinse

That sounds wild... something I would like to try.... at least once anyway... This probably a dumb question... What is BISCOTYL?

Ron31401

Bisacodyl is a laxative that more directly causes muscular contractions due to its ingredients, versus glycerin which causes water to move to the bowels which causes contractions. Personally, it's a much more intense/cramping laxative 😉

Eggs is good! 😜

After reading the banana thread, which also had some egg posts, I decided to try it. I think I did about 8 eggs, or all I had in the house. It is flat wonderful when you push that slippery egg up the hole. It's a magic feeling. And then when it slides in and your asshole closes around it, it is just beyond the other side of wonderful. Indescribable!

Then you keep putting them in, and each one is just about as great as the one before. And then you start to get full, but a couple more will go in. I got so excited that I started jerking off. I squeezed just a bit, and one popped out whole. I was so far gone that I ate it, right out of my ass, and came at the same time. WOW!!! Haven't done it again, yet, but I have bought more eggs for another run. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

Oh, after the cum I had to go and dump the eggs. Seeing nothing but eggs in the bottom of the toilet was a trick. But, I didn't count, and one of them didn't come out until my next enema. It was a bit shrunken, but still an egg.

(And, no, I didn't eat that one!)

I wanted to try this so badly....I read that some people could fit a lot of eggs inside, so I boiled 3 eggs just to begin with, but I couldn't get them in 😢

Were you too tight? - i've tried eggs - it was real nice 😄

I wanted to try this so badly....I read that some people could fit a lot of eggs inside, so I boiled 3 eggs just to begin with, but I couldn't get them in 😢

Try a warm enema first, after you are cleaned out, use a dilator, butt plug, dildo, cucumber or whatever to keep your anus open and relaxed---THEN try inserting the eggs.

Also, the FIRST one will be the difficult one to insert. Subsequent ones will be easier because when the rectum has contents, the anus will reflexively relax, which will give the opportunity to insert another, and another, and another. . . . After three or four, wait several minutes and stand up and stretch. That will get them to move up, and then you can get more in.

The same goes for bananas.

Another food item that can do double duty as a vanilla item and a kinky toy. *rolls eyes Glad I have my own hens so I know exactly what goes in to make the eggs.

Another item for the T.S.A. to check at airports?

I have to say....I've been there.....done this....seen that....and this is a first I've encountered people shoving eggs up the chute. I'm tempted to try it but My wife would certainly wonder why we are always out of eggs and where they are disappearing at. And I for one am not about to state that they are going up my ass. She would definately have me committed. And to the fellow who had one remain up there till the next enema...all shriveled up...WHOOOEE....I would not have wanted to be around you if you farted....talk about that rotten egg smell....LOL

I an just imagine being at the airport and going through TSA security. Stepping in front of those Xray machines and showing off about a dozen masses of what appeared to be eggs up my butt. "Sir I do see what appears to be Egg bombs your smuggling. Later I'm sentenced to 10 years hard labor for attempting to smuggle eggs out of the country.

Even when I was telling them that I was only attempting to keep the eggs warm to eat during the flight....alas no one believed me.

I tried this the other night, and the feeling of a smooth egg sliding in and out was fantastic. I'll definitely be trying with more and more eggs as i get more experience. not sure if its better than peeled bananas, but it's certainly lots of fun. As always, be careful though when playing.

Did this once a lot of time ago and it was fantastic. The moment it leaves the sphincter closing behind is wonderful, kinda like a suppository, but just much bigger and intense. However I don't try it that much anymore because the egg would often break during the insertion process, and that's super frustrating. I guess I don't stretch that easily.

Ive been thinking about using eggs for the longest time, i think after seeing this post, im gonna start boiling water now! haha

Use a well lubricated, good sized dildo or dilator on your anus before inserting the hard boiled eggs. If you don't, unless your anus is VERY flaccid, you'll only make mush out of the eggs as you try to insert them.

ALL YOU EGG NEWBIES:

Don't forget to take the shells off after you hard boil them!

You don't want a lacerated anus and rectum.

Egg salad is on the menu for this weekend. I guess I'll have to make a few extra eggs and relax....

Hard boiled eggs feel awesome going in your ass

Great thread and some excellent ideas. Bananas are good before most things... as they get mushy they act as a lubricant... I have been finding that the best precursor to most food insertions is a stick of unsalted butter. Using the whole stick in one go, or using a piece at a time with the food, eggs, bananas inserted in-between. Acts as a lubricant and also in melting makes way for new bits going in. Using a stick of butter and a whole peeled banana followed by some gently deep dildo work... makes for a great pre play enema... the mushy oily deep pushed concoction leaves you all clean and empty for playtime... Smile G

Thanks for the information, I must try this it looks interesting

I've some very good advice for everyone who likes to play with boiled eggs (peeled ofcourse).

I always get frustrated that some eggs don't have a centered egg yolk after boiling, since those eggs easily break. So I've looked around if there is a method to get the egg yolk perfectly centered and I believe I've found one. The method is just basically stirring the eggs around while you heat up the water and continue stirring while the eggs are boiling.

I think two things are happening when you're stirring the eggs around in the pot. One is that with rotations you center the egg yolk, since the yolk has a different mass then the egg white and the other one is that you more evenly heat the egg white around the egg yolk when stirring. I think that the egg white which is closest to the bottom of the pan gets hard earlier, which also could displace the egg yolk. Anyway, I've tried it and ended up with perfect boiled eggs!

I have tried the eggs but not the eggs and bananas and I've used KY to ease the egg entry.

I've done grapes, but never eggs. Must give this a try.

Just bought eggs today to make a cake, think i'll boil 4 and try inserting tomorrow.

It's now on my list of things to try

I'd rather insert them from the top with a bit of sea salt :-)

Boiled eggs are great fun. a couple of enemas first. then do some stretching with a large dildo. then lots of lube then let the fun begin