Boiled eggs

Tried two eggs tonight, they were great!!!

I tried one egg yesterday too ... bust started orally :-)

I tried hard boiled eggs about a year ago. Started with several large soapy enemas. Then after all was clear, I started to insert the eggs. I didn't have any trouble after the first one. The sensation, as several people have said, is wonderfully erotic. Especially as the egg slips past the anal sphincter and pops inside your rectum. I got at least 6 in, as I recall. There was a very pleasant feeling of fullness. It was also fun popping them out one by one. I needed another enema to help the last one out.

I'd recommend this to anyone who enjoys enemas.

I love useing hard boild eggs thay feel so great i would love to find a friend to that shares this and we insert egg in each other if this sounds like fun to you please send me a message

I hope they are peeled!

I wouldn't want any broken shells up there.

I guess you have to use a lot of KY jelly.

I have done hard boiled eggs and bananas, separately. Interesting sensation going in and out. I would do it again.

This can be a lot of fun with a partner. My wife and I would have "egg shooting contests", where you insert your egg and then add lube. Assume whatever position you wish and fire it out as hard and far as you can. I usually lost, but the play was fun.

All the advice about opening up with a dildo first is right, otherwise you will mash the eggs trying to fit them in. Now, not an enema, but related to the other butt play mentioned in this thread with bananas and such......Some 40 years ago when I was in my early 20's, I played with a wheelchair bound Viet Nam veteran. He would start by giving me soapy enemas, followed with clear water, then we moved on to dildo play. One day while taking a break, we had the munchies, there might have been some "herb" involved....WEG. Andy asked me to boil a pack of hot dogs he had in the fridge. Suddenly, we both had the same idea. Slip a wiener in my ass, then poke it home with the dildo, followed by another, and another, etc. Well we enjoyed it so much it became part of our regular play. Eventually we moved into polish sausage, and that is when we named our little game, "The Sausage Grinder" Good times.

Not sure why, but I've always been a bit squeamish about putting anything organic like fruit or vegetables up my rear, including bananas, cucumbers, (very small!) eggplants, boiled eggs, or anything else I read about here (what else is there?). I'm perfectly delighted to put up anything plastic, rubber, silicone, metal, glass or otherwise designed for pushing up my rear. I'm sure I'm just being squeamish as other Zity people do fruit and vegetables and write about enjoying them, but so far it's not for me.

Eric

Dr. Dick (real MD, maybe I'm too worried about colitis or other infections or xeno/zoonoses [human infections coming from non-human sources] from fruit/veggies/organic matter in my butt.)

I think that anything you would eat is safe in your rectum. I have doe boiled eggs, pealed bananas and marshmellows.

Can someone with medical experience confirm that this is safe? I've had an "alien implantation" fantasy that would ideally involve inserting boiled eggs anally, but I've been told (on other forums) that this would be dangerous as they could get lodged in your colon. It made sense at the time because "toys getting lost up there" stories always make you second guess anal play, but you all seem to play just fine.

Does the "flared base rule" not apply here?

I've been doing eggs for years now, hard boiled in the shell, hard boiled peeled, and un-boiled eggs in the shell. For the un-boiled eggs I scrub them down good with a green pad and disinfectant soap to smooth out the shell some and remove any chicken bacteria that may be on them. Never had an issue with the shell breaking but I work slowly and use a lot of lube and never an egg with a cracked shell. I’ve done as many as six, but then I can’t put in any more for fear of breaking the shells. One or two is fine and easily retained. Sometimes I keep it in for a couple of days before I have to poop it/them out. If an egg settles in the right spot (against the prostate) it is a very stimulating sensation. Kind of like a tingling feeling there. Not enough to cause me to cum, but very pleasant. I’ve jerked off with an egg in that position and it adds another level of stimulation. May have to go shopping for a dozen today after all this talk.

I also play with eggs, same size, same weight, BUT in plastic.

Golf balls are also very hot to use, using 2 - 3 - 4 and holding a vibrator against the last one is steamy, jerky, squirty ...

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Ok. Question, I boiled an egg for the first time to tey this. I did take the shell off. I used an enema to clean me out first, all went well.. Used dildo to relax the muscle for 5 minutes, still couldn't get the darn egg in

Forgive me guys and gals but this thread gives a new meaning to "How would you like your eggs?"

Even quail egg was enough before. Hen egg was challenging. Later I could take 9 hen eggs at once. But nowadays, its size is not enough to please me. I don't need lube for boiled eggs after peeling its shell anyway.

I love this website!

When I think that I have more or less about everything here, I stumble into something I would have not thought of even if living for 200 years. I am not being judgmental and maybe boiled eggs are the ultimate experience that I have missed so far, but at the same time it sounds like something odd even to me. And consider that for long before the internet era and websites like this, I thought of myself as one of the oddest persons on earth.

Unicuique suum!

I tried real eggs a few times before but half the pleasure for me is in pushing them out and back in. Real eggs only take so much of that abuse before falling apart.

Luckily I discovered that they make fake eggs to teach chicken where to lay or something like that. I can push them in and out over and over

Hi Lee bear what the price of fake eggs in the US please, here in Belgium / Europe the price is +/- 1.15$ but the quality cha,ge from year to year.

Arthur - I think they were $10 for a dozen on Amazon, but I'm not certain. I can only hold 3 or 4 at a time.

So if you use fake eggs and you organism, would that be a fake organism? The Devil made me post it.

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@arthur Dare I say? Sometimes you feel like an egg. Sometimes you don't. However in your case, maybe you feel like two or three eggs.

Actually, I do have a pair of egg-shaped vibrators. I'll let you guess where they go.

I have thoughts about to get one of these instead of regular eggs

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I stumbled across this thread and thought "How Kinky! I'm going to have to try this."

So, yesterday I had some spare eggs that were going beyond their use by date. I hard boiled three of them just to try this out. I allowed them to cool and then cracked and peeled the shells off them. I lubed up with some coconut oil inserted into my rectum. As I peeled and cleaned the shell off each one of them, I inserted the egg into my rectum.. The first one was nice and warm and slipped in quite nicely. The second one popped in and pressed the first one further up my rectum. As I walked around, I could feel them move inside me. The third one gave me a nice full feeling and the sense of them sliding around each other as I walked around was very nice.

I did yard work all afternoon with the eggs rubbing around inside of me. It was quite an erotic stimulation and kept me fairly hard while I worked, cut the grass, spread grass seed and made some repairs to my deck. After working all afternoon and into the evening, I was ready to get cleaned up (the pollen just creates a yellow haze in the air and coats everything). But before I showered, there was a little thing about getting off and it didn't take long to stroke myself to a very pleasant orgasm.

Squeezing the eggs out wasn't difficult. They popped out one at a time and as each one popped out the next one just slid down into position to be pushed out. I wished I had boiled the remaining two eggs and popped them in. But that is for another time.

I have run with a plug inserted into me before and it can be very stimulating. I wonder what it might feel like to run with hard boiled eggs inserted. I might have to try it one day.

Stuff a few pickles or relish and some mayo in there, and you'll have egg salad ready by the time you finish your run..!

Dan

Stuff a few pickles or relish and some mayo in there, and you'll have egg salad ready by the time you finish your run..!

Dan

Mayo for lube! As for the pickles, there would never be a dill moment running running plugged this way! 😈

So now you know what the chicken feels like laying eggs, lol!

Regarding boiling eggs. I find it easiest to use an egg cooker. You can get them on Amazon.