The deed was done!
My monthly visit to a truly talented professional was reversed - she came to me. VERY private property - 36 acres, of which 30 A are forested. Quarter mile tree lined, curved driveway - totally invisible from the mailbox.
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Using the wood picnic table under a large tree on the lawn, I was bound on my back, legs in the air via a spreader bar and overhead straps over a large branch. Another strap held the overflowing 6 Q latex enema bag. Lots of preliminary ass play and stretching, including fisting as prep for the SN Torpedo nozzle. Once inserted, almost nothing will leak out. Took +/- 4 quarts with much less distress than expected. Waddled off into the woods to expel.
Then well into the woods. Tied to a tree, facing the tree, using 36" pallet wrap, ass exposed. Electro butt plug tuned to "fucking mode" with increasing intensity and amps. Simultaneous spanking by her "assistant" using a variety of spanking devices. Had to change location due to menacing hornet(s). They could run - I was a fixed target (not my kink!).
Moved to a fallen tree, used as a "horse" for bondage, legs spread wide via ropes to other trees, wrists connected to ankles. She used a 10 oz pump bottle to inject the full contents - 50% lemon juice and 50% glycerin. Y I K E S !! Holding that was impossible in a matter of minutes and the results were sprayed behind me. A "rinse" was administered using two adapted swimming pool water cannons (I made those myself using brass step-down nuts and generic 3/4" nozzles). The tap water was in jugs, but drawing up the water added more than a bit of air, which increased the intensity of injection and audible expulsion. My sphincter was still raging a bit when the jugs were empty.
This was followed by a 3 quart M & M, but I could only take about half of it before the cramps took over and everything left in a hurry.
Lessons: have LOTS of bug spray on hand. This takes WAY more time than an indoor session, mostly because of logistics, carrying everything to/from the scene(s) of the crime(s), setting up, tearing down, making sure no evidence remains, etc.
Overall - it was a blast (figuratively and literally) and worthy of a repeat in the foreseeable future. For me, the woods were very private and interesting, but the lawn areas offer the outdoor experience without some of the logistic challenges. Fortunately, I have the advantage of a very private location - even a drone or satellite would not see much, if anything.