Semen specimen

Has anyone been required to provide a semen specimen? Normally the semen is collected at home, or in a locked restroom at the doctor's office. It would be quite erotic, however, to be presented with a collection jar and a tube of lubricant by the nurse while still in the exam room, dressed in a paper gown, and just after the genital and rectal exams. The door to the exam room would, of course, be unlocked as usual.

After vasectomy, I was required to provide semen specimen to make sure all was clear and OK.

They gave me a jar, showed me the bathroom and told me to ejaculate.

"How?" "You help yourself the way you want" You think it was easy?

No way, took me over 15 min.

If the assistant or the nurse would have been more "helpful" giving me a hand 😉 would have been much easier and fun....

I had to provide a semen sample prior to my vasectomy and three after, each after 10 ejaculations. Each one was done at home. My wife loved helping me with those. She'd jack me off while I held the container.

We had a little chart on the back of the door with little sperm guys numbered 1-30. It wasn't until the 30 ejaculation and a zero sperm count that we could have sex without a condom.

What a great day that was.

Good for a nurse to be sitting with you. Of course she'd be holding the jar, quietly observing how you masturbate.... At the right moment, she'd give you the jar, and encourage you to empty it all in there...

One year my body cooperated and gave me a wet dream the day I was to have a physical. So if my doctor had wanted a semen sample from me and had provided me a jar beforehand, it woud have been as easy as that to oblige.

You leave out the part where they ask you not to ejaculate for three days before "obtaining" the specimen. Collecting it in a condom is not allowed either. Couples who are TTC and experience the disappointment of not getting pregnant have many emotional and physical variables to evaluate. The sperm count is the easiest and least invasive infertility procedure to experience. What about a testicular biopsy? Anybody want to sign up for that?

Part of the drill for a vasectomy is providing specimens until a "clear" one is obtained. It took me four months.

Speed

Had to provide one to confirm my sterilinity. Thankfully, my wife accompanied me to a inner office bathroom, with a small exam table.She sucked me until the last moment...then aimed it(unceremoniously) into a fucking clear plastic cup. Felt goofy after that.

I've had to do this in a "collection room" of a lab for infertility evaluation and later artificial inseminiation. It was not erotic and actually rather hard work. More fun when my wife came along and put her finger up me while I masturbated. But still work; I cut the glans of my penis on the specimen cup once, and lost the first sample another time (we had to keep going until we got a second, she had already taken the drugs).

I had to provide one after mine too. They wanted a fresh one so i had to produce one before i went to work. My wife decided that it was something best left to me and stayed in bed.

I have to admit, it was such a good orgasm that i missed the cup the first time and had to go again. I didn't miss the second time.

I gave one for a fertility test and post vasectomy test neither were very easy cum on demand not easy for me.

I gave two semen samples to my urologist after my vasectomy. Both samples were collected at home.

I was also required to provide two semen samples following my vasectomy. They wanted the samples to be no older than about 40 minutes if memory serves, it was several years ago now. Anyway, based on where I worked, lived, time of appointment and location of the doctors office, it was necessary to produce the sample at work. I grabbed the sample container the doctor provided and headed off to the office restroom...no porn, lube...just dry masturbation. I then dropped the vials off with the receptionist at the urologists office. She asked how old the sample was, said thanks, and told me that the office would be in touch with me later in the day with their findings. It looks like the vasectomy took.

Also following a vasectomy. The wife and I went at it doggie style until just before I came, then I pulled out and shot into the specimen container. Sure beat having to do it myself.

I had to produce a specimen a few years ago when my wife and I were trying to get pregnant. It was in a room in the clinic. At first, I found it very uninspiring and had trouble "getting going". But then I started looking at the porno magazines that they had left in there to "help" and actually in the end I think I found it quite erotic, blowing quite a load into the little specimen cup thing.

SO Dr K which one of you actually became pregnant? 😮

I know, I know 30 minutes in the corner after my spanking, BUT "I didn't do it, no body saw me do it Ya cant prove I did it" Bart Simpson.

Skybear sits quietly in the corner rubbing his ........

Common practice before and after a vasectomy. Urologist staff advised plane condoms no lube or spermacide. Ejaculated in the comdom tied in a knot. Took specimen immediately to lab for analysis.

I found the best way to do this was drive to the Drs office, park in the fare coner of the lot, the excitement of getting caught masterbating helped.

I had it done at a fertility clinic and post vasectomy. The clinic was fun because my wife accompanied my into the locked exam room and she manually collected the sample while I perused the porn.

I was exposed to radiation in a mishap in the military. The three of us on the team were isolated and examined by every military doctor who could get access to us.

Every fourth day we were required to produce a sperm sample and have our blood taken. This went on for a month and a half until as senior petty officer I told them I was not doing this any more.

I was starting to look like a junkie with the track marks on my arms.

They tried to order me but told them it was not a lawful order.

Three weeks later we were returned to the fleet with nothing else said.

Hi jhenson16 -- did you have to produce the sperm sample on the spot? Were you allowed privacy to do it? 😃

We were allowed to do it in private sort of. There were four of us and the screens were pulled around the beds and we were given a container.

When done we rang for the nurse. She would bring us a warm wascloth to clean up with and take the sample to the lab.

After my vasectomy I was told to have sex with a condom and then pour the condom into the specimen cup. I had to do this a few times and one time my wife was going to her OB/GYN next to the hospital and I asked her to take a sample and she did not want to but did. I told her I was never too happy about handing the samples to the nurse either so why should she have a problem.

Bill

Vasectomy. The nurse took me to a room and left a folder on the table with the cup saying 'to help out'. The folder was full of porn LOL. I would rather have had the nurse's help - she was very attractive - but I filled the cup in rather short order.

There is a company out there called "Ferticare" that makes vibrators to stimulate orgasm. One is called a personal vibrator, obviously for self stimulation but another is called a clinical model...I guess for a doctor or nurse to use. I guess it's for men who are paralyzed or have erection problems. They're quite expensive and there's not much information about them.

We already have a kid but have not been able to get pregnant so her OBGYN sent me to a clinic to cum in a cup. I packed some Vaseline and one of our vibrators and got butt named, lube myself and the toy and enjoyed. Stopped myself to look around and found some gloves, massaged my prostate and came all over the jar. I wanted to tell them I couldn't do it to see if they would come in and massage my prostate but didn't have the courage. Will they give you a "hand"?

We're still not pregnant so I dont know of there's more of that for me. If there is and they do give you a hand I wanna use that, if not I may try to bring my wife and ask her to finger me or toy me.

No, I don't think they'd 'give you a hand' MedFet Kueeng. More likely a 'foot up the butt' for asking!

MedFet Kueeng needing a hand reminds me of the scene from Road Trip. The link was posted in another thread...

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;topic=16509.msg380035#msg380035

I had to give 8 samples over 8 weeks after having a vasectomy,i was taken to a room with a bed in it given a sample bottle a porno book and told to get on with it

Vasectomy also, when decision was made we were not going to have more children and so wife could go off the pill.

At home, in the provided jar, and there was a lot of enjoyment in wife taking the sample out of me.

When I took the sample back to the doc's office and handed to the receptionist, I had forgotten (maybe accidently on purpose) to put the jar in a bag. So I handed it over the counter to the receptionist who got a funny grinning smile on her face as she looked at it.

I'd like to think she got something out of seeing semen samples, being in the job of accepting samples from many men over the counter. I would bet she looked at every one taking the jar out of the bag and making mental notes on volume, color, etc.

That said a play activity, I would enjoy is having a sample extracted manually by an enthusiastic female.

After my vas, I was told to furnish a sample after some number of ejaculations. Don't remember the number, not important. My wife, now my EX, was out of town visiting her Mom when I decided to provide the sample. I had hand ejaculated a number of times prior to the day I was going to furnish the sample, during the week the wife was gone. The Dr had given me a container, and said that I needed to keep the sample warm before bringing it in. So, one afternoon I started filling the container. That night I had managed to provide 3 or 4 contributions. Over night I kept the container in the oven, which was warm enough just from the pilot light.(before electronic ignition). The next day I was off work, so in the morning I added 2 or 3 more contributions, and kept the container in the oven before leaving for the clinic. During the trip, I kept the container inside my pants, next to my ballsack, for warmth. When I handed it to the nurse, she looked at the volume and said, "Hmmmm, and still warm". I thanked her, she thanked me and said they would call. The results came back OK, no swimmers. Told the wife that, and she asked how I managed that. She had a problem with insecurity and was actually pissed at me. Oh well. Her loss. I told her I did that because I wanted to be able to have sex with her with no raincoat when she got back. She was not impressed. Her loss.