Have you faked being sick?

I tried to get sick and did sone bad doing to my body.

Finally, I get real sick.

But I rigret of doing it now.

.... knowing that you would get examined?

Well be careful with that. Lots of guys like genital examination by female doctor. Here's one that went too far ...

No Conviction for Patient who Conned Female Doctors for Penis Examination

Craig Hilton Bell, has had no conviction recorded against him despite pleading guilty to 24 charges of sexual assault, one charge of attempted sexual assault, one count of making documents with no authority, a charge of uttering and one of fraud.

The 43-year-old loans manager carried out a con on female doctors for the better part of a decade. He would convince the doctors to carry out an examination on his genitals after giving false stories of being hit in the groin.

Before being asked to undress for examination Bell would drop his trousers revealing his erect penis. Bell a father of three was ordered to perform 240 hours community service, and pay $3416 in false medical claims.

Finder

I had to check to see if this was true.... and it is. Brisbane Australia 2002.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/07/26/1027497403274.html

If Mr. Bell is in our midst, what was worse: 240 hours of community service, paying $3,400 for the poached services or having your name splashed over the internet?

If there are any female play Docs/Nurses in Brisbane they may want to look him up and make an offer. $3,400/24 counts = $141.66

I think everyone has done that

I faked sick all the time in school. I never got introble because I kept my grades up.

Only when I was a kid to get out of school, never got brought to the dr. though. Never got accused of faking- wonder if my mother suspected.....

You don't have to feign illness to get injections. Just go to an inoculation centre for travel vaccines or other booster shots. Be sure to ask for gamma globulin because it is a huge injection in the bottom that can take up to three minutes to administer. If you want a painful reaction, get a cholera shot back there too. It doesn't hurt much at the time but after a couple of hours you won't be able to sit on it. I go for travel jabs in my bottom every six months (minimum two, maximum eight in each visit) so please feel free to email me for further information at jabbotuk@yahoo.co.uk.

Nick

I tried faking sick a few times as a kid to skip school and stay home. The truth is I wasn't really good at it. My parents seemed to get suspicious every time I tried. They would tell me ok, we're going to call the doctor... and I would usually feel a lot better! School or doc? Ok, I'm going to school! lol.

I am from northern China and had an interest in medical things when I was at school. The closest I got was a 5 minute prod by the rural Doctor in front of everyone. I yearned for longer examination so use to fake illness. Problem was that my mother believed more in traditional medicine so a 'witch doctor' type character would come to the house and not even touch me, so that didn't work!!

I used to fake being sick a lot to get out of school but used to get worried if mum called the doctor to examine me in case he realised I was faking.Sometimes I really was ill and had to have treatment so my schemes backfired.

It is weird taking about it, because this is the first time I talk about it. But I guess this is the point of Zity biz 😃 ...

I have stayed in contact with some guy friends from high school ( I am now 24) & talk to them every now & then through social media.I fake being sick by either uploading fake pictures of me waiting at the doctors office ( my wrk) . & when they ask whats wrong, I make up stories like " flu shot" "b12 shot" "I feel very ill". They all end up with me having to have injections. We keep talking & I tell them step by step how my injection is going ." I am bending over the exam table & the nurse is still preparing the injection :/ " they reply things like " don't worry, it won't hurt" ... I just wish it wasnt all in my head 😉

I used to try to fake sick to stay home from school as a kid. Never had to go to the doctor for a time when I was faking though. I wish I was faking being sick right now...pretty sure I have my third sinus infection in a little more than a year's time. 😢

I think, in "holding back" you will get constipated, this in an irresistible manner. So it has in no case been necessary to fake being sick.

My father faked being sick and cut all his college classes the day in 1962 when John Glenn made his three orbits around the earth.

I don't think he had any med-fet or enema expectations when he cut his classes to watch it on TV. 😁 😁 😁

I used to fake being sick to get out of writing exams in school.

Yes, and many a time in my grade school years. On one particular occasion, my mom called the family doc (in the house call days of the '50s) who, I'm sure, figured me out as I wasn't running a temperature. His solution was to suggest an enema. My mom asked if he needed to use the family bag for that purpose and he replied, "No." He went out to his car and retrieved a Fleet enema which was totally embarrassing to me, especially because, with my parents being regular churchgoers, I saw him and his large family of multiple daughters each Sunday and I imagined they all likely knew about the episode.

I used to do that all the time and usually got away with it even though my moms an ex nurse and dad a doctor. But I did my research first, looked up all the symptoms, every little detail and when mom wanted to take my temperature (we had an electronic one, you put in your mouth), so I always made sure there was a hot cup of coffee, milk, tea or cocoa nearby, sometimes even Coldrex or something, then quickly tipped the thermometer into it when mom wasn't watching.

They never threatened me with a doctor because my dad is one and treatment for flu or common cold was just having to stay in bed(with my phone!!), drink something hot, take a few pills and get well.

In my defense, I was almost never sick as a child but my brothers were in bed with something all the time. So I just did it when they really had the flu and my parents probably thought I caught it from them.

It doesn't have to be all in your head, Bbyvega. All you have to do is go to an inoculation centre and insist on all shots in your bottom. That is what I do.

Nick

I recall faking sick as a child, but I don't recall the reason. Mom, as usual when I had any complaint of sickness, brought the thermometer. I was to insert it rectally under bedsheets. And as usual she left. I thought I had a clever idea to warm the thermometer on the bedside lamp (from reading stories and testimonies here, it's just a very common trick, but I was young and naive). I probably had not thought about it right away, and was clumsy, and mom came back as I was in an awkward position.

I think I tried explaining myself but was unconvincing. Mom left, fetched the Vaseline used to take my little brother's temperature, and took mine baby-style (over her lap). Then, as it was normal, she spanked me.

As an adult. When I met my future wife, I knew she took enemas from time to time for constipation, and I had anal inclinations. I wanted to try getting an enema, but was too shy to ask for one just for kicks. So when I got constipated, I took the occasion.. I was truly constipated but exaggerated the severity of the issue. And I got my enema.

Many times as a child. Whenever i didn't want to go to school i faked i was sick...lol

I faked being sick growing up. I remember one instance was a project due.

I never faked being sick, especially for school. If we were sick, we went to school. If we were to fake it, we would have gone to school anyway. My mother had a tight grip on our school homework, projects and testing. Faking it would have done nothing for us because we went to school no matter what.

Come to think of it, the genetic "chain of control" over things probably comes from my mother. My older daughter ("the adventurer") gets her physically domineering traits and my younger daughter's ("the mouth") mentally and emotionally domineering character comes from ME.

WOMEN RULE !!!!!!!!!! 😁 😁 😁

No . I hate being sick. I get sick often due to a couple conditions. I have a very weak immune system . I'm very stubborn about going to the dr but I know I will get it from Cookie if I don't . She takes care of me as well. I try and take care of her but her mom is usually doing it . I will take very good care of her one day as I know she will me. I also do not miss school or work for illness . If meant to be they can send me home . I was never allowed to stay home from school for illness until I threw up in the car one time then my mother relented a bit . Lol.

I got regular enemas from Mom growing up, but every summer, they sent me to visit Aunt Beth in Dallas. By the time I was eight, I was already hooked om enemas, and that summer was like an enema dessert. By august, I figured out I could fake it by drinking hot tea, then complaining I was constipated. She would take my temperature orally, and of course I had a fever. I got the enema I wanted! The next summer, I tried it again, and it worked. I was constipated a lot, and I'm sure Aunt Beth figured it out. Nonetheless, she continued giving me enemas for my "constipation". I think it became a strange game, and it lasted until I left for college at 18. We never talked about it, but I think she enjoyed putting me over her knees and filling me up with that red bulb. I know for sure that I did!

. . . . she continued giving me enemas for my "constipation". I think it became a strange game, and it lasted until I left for college at 18. We never talked about it, but I think she enjoyed putting me over her knees and filling me up with that red bulb. I know for sure that I did!

She gave you enemas over her knee until you were 18 ?????

Didn't she think after all those years you could do it yourself?

I'm like you Lee I don't like being sick and also like you my immune system is bad and I catch everything that goes around, I'm also one for not going to see a Dr unless I'm dying 😁 When I was a kid me and my brothers didn't get out of not going to school unless we were truly sick I mean puking our brains out or something like that. So I would when I got to school I would fake being sick and got sent to the nurses office from there it was up to the nurse to judge and call my home for someone to come and pick me up. 😃

I never faked being sick, but I just told mom "I don't feel good" which meant I didn't feel like going to school. She usually let me stay home because I didn't do that often.

Hell No!

I am a Nerd! I sit on first bench even now that I am a university student. I have a good attendance record. I can't miss my classes. I miss my classes only when I am severely sick but do not miss them when I have problems like Sinus , minor fever or aches.

and trust me when you have a family full of medical professionals , YOU DON'T WANNA FAKE SICKNESS. It doesn't go very well ->ask my nephew xD xD xD

Anyways, I love my university , my teachers and My friends. I really hate missing my school 😃