Emergency Room stories

Anybody have any good stories about ER experiences. I have a friend who works as an ER nurse, and she tells me it's pretty standard with trauma patients, that the ER team cuts off all the patients clothes and does a visual check over. Sounds pretty hot to me!!

Actually many times the paramedics cut you out of your clothes.

Believe me, there's not much that's "hot" about it.

When I was a Corpsman (and also a certified EMT) clothes get cut away so you can search for injuries and have better access to body parts as necessary. If you're the one doing the cutting, your mind is usually on trying to save either life or limb, so sex doesn't enter into the equation. (Training and adrenaline trumps any sexual thoughts or reactions) If you're the one having your clothes cut off, sexual thoughts are the last thing to enter your mind. You are usually in one or more of the following states:

1. unconscious

2. in extreme pain

3. panicking and afraid you are going to die.

That's real world. Play time is another story. Then there is no pressure to preclude sexual arousal.

I have worked in ER for many years and yes, in trauma or life threatening situations we do cut off the clothes, usually the patient is too ill to complain, and its one of those situations that you just have to deal with in order to start 'working on them' (god thats so TV Drama! - but true).

You dont have time to get aroused, usually the patient is in extremis, and its all you can do to just work as a team to try and save them.

Now, fantasies, however are a different story. I was tied up once by my partner, i was wearing scrubs, blindfolded, and he slowly cut my clothes off and ravished me! wow. you should try it, very erotic. x

Well, my major ER experience was from two years ago, the result of a wrong way drunk driver. Well, the ambulance ride, being attended by paramedics and being immobilized to a backboard in retrospect was quite erotic. And was a childhood dream come true. However, the adrenaline rush that occured after that event did in fact prevent any sexual turn-ons. But the rush it gives me now at the memory is quite remarkable.

Perhaps I should tell you about the time about 15 years ago when my girlfriend stuck her big, black vibrator up my butt. As I straddled her belly, she worked on my penis with her fingers. As I leaned back the vibrator slipped all the way into my rectum. We tried everything to extract it, to no avail. We were on our way to the ER.

I am a Physician Assistant who works in an ER. I am afraid that most of my stories are dull, except a couple years ago I had a female patient that required a pelvic exam. I got one of the female Nurse Practitioners lined up to perform the exam and instructed the patient to remove all clothing and "put the gown on over her head". The ER had gowns in 2 varieties. The first were the standard open back variety and the other was more like a T-shirt, slip on over the head. I gave the patient the T-shirt variety and left the room while she changed. When I returned, I found the patient, naked, sitting on the exam table with the gown folded neatly on top of her head. She "put the gown on over her head" as instructed. I immediately changed the future instructions I gave to allow less interpretation. I still hear about that from fellow staff members on occasion.

I think that my funniest ER story is when i had a young man sit down in front of the desk, put a shampoo bottle on it, and say..."my girlfriend and I....I mean my ex-girlfriend... we were playing during sex and she stuck one of these in my bum! This is one like it, the other one is still there!"

Well, i must say that i was amazed that he could sit down and stunned that i managed to keep a straight face. This was one big bottle!. The X-ray was something else.

Off to the OR he went.

:-)

I have worked with people that are in the ER and yes cloths are cut off because it is easier to see all the injures that the patient has and also help when shooting X rays so there in no obstruction on the film

I have a close friend that is an ER nurse and she tells me the work is hectic, and there is nothing sexual about it. She tells me the ER is full of traumas and life threatening emergencies, and they do have to periodically cut peoples clothes off of them because they can not manipulate them to remove their clothes.

I think this is a great fantasy, can go several different directions. But in real life, when the trauma patient is on the table, blood everywhere, urine, feces, other body fluids, body parts and pieces, everything but the kitchen sink and you're desperately trying to save their life, well, there just isn't time or motivation to become "turned on". The ER is a very sad place, with pain and death all around, particularly if you work in a level I trauma center like I do. Suicide, homicide, genocide (the gangs trying to wipe each other out). I don't mean to rain on anyones parade, but this just isn't the place for fun or enjoyment. When I am cutting some beautiful woman's clothes off, I don't have time to admire her features. I'm trying to save her.

My son was working in ER when I young teenage girl, about 12, was brought in. She had taken, they were told, her first ever tab of E. They cut off her outer clothes and she was in her underwear. They all worked on her but she had had a bad reaction and died. He said that she lay there in a really pretty flowery printed underwear set and all he could think of was that she had put that set on that day, probably felt she looked really pretty although no one was going to see them and she had her whole life in front of her. He was very very upset by the experience and haunted by the image. We are all better off with our fantasies because reality is so much different.

My friend who used to be an EMT tells the storry of having to bust into a house because the couple got "stuck". She said she couldn't stop laughing and they had to carry both of them on a stretcher to the ER.... that would be soooo embarrassing!!

Very interesting -- how in the world did they get stuck?

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My friend who used to be an EMT tells the storry of having to bust into a house because the couple got "stuck". She said she couldn't stop laughing and they had to carry both of them on a stretcher to the ER.... that would be soooo embarrassing!!

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You know, random story, but in ninth grade I guess I had a funny friend who's question of the year was "what happens if you get stuck" it was just one of those ongoing jokes that she would whisper to us if we were ever feeling down and needed to smile. Never thought it could actually happen though!

We call it a and e here, Everytime ive been they dont always cut clothes but ive always had my vitals done and a drip put in and a canula incase oxygen too i was fair scared but looking back if i was role playing i would love it xx

A girl I knew in high school hurt her back in a diving accident and was taken to a nearby military hospital. In the ER there was concern that she might have suffered a spinal injury and her bathing suit was cut off her by male orderlies. At l6 years old she was very embarrassed to be nude in front of the young men who also dried her with towels. Her X-ray was also given to her nude on the table and she was given a body cast from the chest down. She told me the story when I visited her in the hospital and she had nothing but praise for the treatment she was given despite the initial embarrassment.

A few years back I was a volunteer worker in a hospital emergency room. My job description was to essentially escort family and friends into the emergency room to be with patients, ask patients if they wanted something to drink, etc. (with medical personnel permission).

After a while, you witness many, many things. Patients who come into the ER usually are so involved with their own fears and apprehensions, they rarely notice that there are a lot of people milling around, a lot of them NOT medical people.

And, of course, in most ERs there are cubicles, not rooms, which are separated only by curtains, which usually are not drawn completely. I have walked by many cubicles, and could see totally into the area, sometimes while the doctor was doing a somewhat intimate exam, such as genital or rectal exam.

I have been standing near cubicles where I could literally see everything going on. I watched from afar as a gentleman received a rectal exam. He was lying on his side. He was looking right at me, and I know he was mortified, knowing that other people outside the cubicle knew that he was being examined rectally.

I have also witnessed a 16-year-old boy, brought in by his mother. He had pain in his groin, and I was very curious as to whether the mother had intended to remain in the cubicle with her on as he was being examined. I kept an eye on them as they were directed to a cubicle. The doctor advised the mother to step out of the cubicle while the son put on a gown, but as soon as he was undressed, she stepped back in and remained there throughout the entire exam. Go figure! Why would a mother do that to a young man?

Anyway, there are a lot of experiences I could recall, but time does not allow for them right now.

Kenny, I can sympathize. I have worked in the ER for many years now as a Physician Assistant and can honestly say I think I've seen it all (although I know that I haven't). Recalling specific stories is easy, but most people probably don't want to listen to it. Here in medfet land (sounds like a Disney theme park) these people generally have a much higher threshold for the bizarre, sick world of the ER. There isn't a day that goes by where someone or something happens that would shake most anyone to their knees, but just roll off the back of the people working in the ER and can be understood and appreciated by our fellow "medfetters". It's great to have this forum to unleash and let go of some of the pain.

I have what trauma life in the ER. On some of the scenes I heard doctors say that some of what they say made there blood ran cold.One was a women who had her face bit by a lion. The other that also made my blood run cold was a family whos chrismas tree had caught on fire and the most of the family suffered second to third degree burs over most of their body.

Most of my experiences in an ER, as patient or escort, have not been at all erotic.

One time I did birng my girlfriend down with chest pains an was with her while she changed into a gown. (She kept her pants on) I also was with her as she laid bare chested for an EKG.

The event was more like accompanying her to a regular doctor's visit than anything dramatic about the ER setting.

I dated a cute little nurse who worked ER for almost 20 years. I asked her what the most rediculous thing was that she saw during her career in ER. We'll call her CG and here is her story:

At 2:00am two Arab guys about 40 years old show up dressed to perfection in Hugo Boss silk suits, tailored shirts and tie, both of them wearing dark sunglasses. Buddy needs to see a doctor but they don't want to say why except to the doctor. CG guesses this is something below the waist and knows they are probably Muslim so there is no way they are going to talk to a woman anyway. She convinces Bud to get undressed including his underwear and lay on the gurney then leaves them. When she comes back a few minutes later to take his vitals Bud is standing beside the gurney in the gown with his shoes and socks - and sunglasses - still on. She tries to get him to lay down but he totally refuses so she takes his temperature (orally) and B/P while he is standing beside the gurney in his sunglasses.

The ER Doctor finally makes his way to Buddy and CG is there to assist, so she follows Doc into the cubicle. Buddy is still standing beside the gurney in his shoes, socks, gown, and sunglasses, and Pal sitting in the corner in his sunglasses.

The guys start to freak out and Buddy is talking to Pal 100 miles an hour in Arabic. Pal translates and says they don't want CG there so Doc asks her to wait outside. CG is standing other side of the curtain and Pal is try to explain that Bud has a Moose up his ass. CG is wondering WTF is a Moose as both of them are getting excited in totally broken English. Doc comes out of the cubicle nearly in tears trying to contain himself from laughter and tells CG to get a sigmoidoscope.

Once CG has everything, Doc asks her to assist and they have a big arguement with Pal and Buddy that she has to be there. Buddy is still standing beside the gurney in his sunglasses and they manage to coax him onto the bed laying his side, Pal was holding Buddy's hand - and sunglasses so they won't fall off. Doc sticks his finger in and immediately says Oh My God! After a performing a short digital exam he pulls his finger out and tells CG to immobilze Buddy and get him to X-ray Stat.

An orderly helped her strap Buddy down - still laying on his side, sunglasses still in place. After CG left the guys in Radiology she lost track until a bit later around 6:00am. It had turned out that Buddy had a can of Hair Mousse Gel stuck up his butt during sex play and they were concerned he would perforate his sigmoid colon with the tip. They knocked him out and dilated his anus enough to remove it, then called CG to get him from surgery and take him to ER for recovery.

When CG and the orderly pushed Buddy out of the OR Dept, Pal was waiting right outside the door and insisted they had to put Buddy's sunglasses back on. CG said Buddy sat beside Pal waiting for him to wakeup and made sure Buddy had his sunglasses on until he was finally discharged.

Afterwards Radiology had a bidding war going to see who, Surgery or ER, would get the x-ray for their staff lounge.

I just happen to witness an exam done in the er on my girlfriend a few years back. It was almost like a routine physical, but it focused only on her heart, lung sounds, and a very through abdominal exam. She was laid down flat on her back and her shirt was lifted, and her pants pulled down on her hips showing her blue panties just a bit. Since i knew she was OK it was def a really erotic experience for me watching. I like belly exams anyway so getting to watch the older doctors hand palpating very deeply all over her soft tan stomach was extra special.. I do agree with the other comments on thread about in some instances the er being a not SO happy place. If i were a medical professional with med fetish i would def keep that part of my life separate from reality. That's kinda why i dint think i could be a doctor even though I'm sure it would be easy and probably natural to not let it interfere with the mission. The mission being to get them well and back on there feet.

Lol that's great...gotta be cool with a moose up your ass! 😉

Man came into the ER with a section of stainless steel pipe around the base of his penis, an unusual cock ring. Trouble was that he had an erection that wouldn't go down. The urologist brought in reinforcements, just in case. In the OR the nurse gave him a diamond saw used for orthopedic surgery as well as other devices. The steel was too tough. He finally called in his ace in the hole: his plumber who had been nervously in the background, his first time in scrubs. He had an industrial saw. The doctor repaired the minor skin cuts.

Most ER experiences,at least from a professionals standpoint, as seldom erotic or funny ...at least until after you've done your job & the patient has either been discharged or admitted to the hospital

The one story I'll never get out of my head though was a patient who, using a cardboard tube, had released a hamster into his rectum. Unfortunately he removed the tube BEFORE removIng the rodent! He gladly bared all for us to use a speculum in order to get hold of the little critter. I never did understand why he didn't want to take the cute little guy back home with him!

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Most ER experiences,at least from a professionals standpoint, as seldom erotic or funny ...at least until after you've done your job & the patient has either been discharged or admitted to the hospital The one story I'll never get out of my head though was a patient who, using a cardboard tube, had released a hamster into his rectum. Unfortunately he removed the tube BEFORE removIng the rodent! He gladly bared all for us to use a speculum in order to get hold of the little critter. I never did understand why he didn't want to take the cute little guy back home with him!

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Ohhh so you've met my good friend, Richard Gere! 😁

I spent an afternoon in the ER with an elderly parent. That afternoon just happened to be St. Patrick's Day and the drunks they were bringing in were not entertaining at all. In fact, one very young woman (underage no less) had a BAL that would have given most people a lost weekend if not kill them. Apparently, she had built up a tolerance to alcohol and was still conscious. I felt sorry for her boyfriend who she was verbally abusing (I like to think he took the hint and got out of that relationship FAST).