Awkward or hilarious sexy scenes you've encountered ...

There have been many inappropriate scenes in my unchaste experiences that were uncomfortable in the moment but fall down laughable in the retelling. One story that pops to mind is the summer evening we (two couples) cuddling on a bench swing, all wearing skirts when a tall lady wandered by carrying a folding chair, stooped down and looked us all in the eye then asked, "Anyone here I haven't fu*ked yet?"

We just nodded, "Yes". After a long moment, she or he wandered off to the edge of a garden, opened the chair, sat down beside it and fell asleep. A definate mood bender, but left many unanswered questions.

Have any tales to tell?

I have always been an ardent photographer. When in university I sort of came into my own, spending more time taking photographs of fellow students than really studying. But whatever.

I learned to blend in so no one really noticed me and I made thousands of photos in those years. To sort of cement my presence I would often make prints of friends or their friends/gf and hand them out.

Once I made some nice photos of a friends girlfriend. Normal photos mind you, of student life and such. Anyway I went to his room and knocked, having the photos in hand. He said to come on in and to my surprise my friend was in bed, post-coitus naked I could immediately tell and in bed with another girl than the one I had photos of. Apparently a new girlfriend.

I was inside and besides being a bit taken back at the intimate scene, I had the photos (large sized prints) in my hand. My friend asked what i wanted and what i was holding and not knowing what to do (I should have left but that would have been awkward too) I sheepishly handed him the photos of his (previous) girlfriend. He sort of smiled and handed them to his new paramour, who looked them over. Both appreciated the photos I guess, complimented me and we made some (very) small talk until I quickly left.

To say that I felt silly and socially inept would be an understatement.

And thinking back on the event, I am now very sorry I didn't take photos of my friend and gf when they were in bed. From their demeanor I bet they would have said yes.

I was at an outdoor party in the summer. I went to the edge of the yard to take a leak. On my way I happened upon my buddy on top of a girl I knew. Both had their pants down, and he was fucking her good .The girl looked up at me, laughed, and said hi, as did my buddy. I said hi back,and found another place to pee.