Ever tried a secret walk?

Have you ever tried walking around with thermometer inserted? I do it occasionally.

Lots of lube and underwear. As an extra safety I usually wear a sheer pantyhose as well to prevent the glass mercury from popping out.

It's definitely a weird feeling trying to walk around with a thermometer inserted. In my case, I definitely DON'T use any lube if I'm going to try that as it would certainly fall out. You're definitely best staying put in one place with the thermometer in.

Have you ever tried walking around with thermometer inserted? I do it occasionally.

Lots of lube and underwear. As an extra safety I usually wear a sheer pantyhose as well to prevent the glass mercury from popping out.

Don’t you worry about it slipping inside of you? Or worse, having it break? Sounds like a potential trip to the ER!

Walk lightly!

Yes I have done it a few times….it is kind of weird feeling! I use a digital thermometer for this!

Also I have 4 anal dilators….all 4 different sizes! I’ve been known to insert one of those and walk around or even better insert with the heat ky-jelly and then use my little vibrator on my clit….I have the best results of this!

I’m fact I’m about to go and play that now!

Later my husband and I will have sex!

Prayers for us as we are trying to get pregnant again! 🙏🏼♥️

Yes I have done it a few times….it is kind of weird feeling! I use a digital thermometer for this!

Also I have 4 anal dilators….all 4 different sizes! I’ve been known to insert one of those and walk around or even better insert with the heat ky-jelly and then use my little vibrator on my clit….I have the best results of this!

I’m fact I’m about to go and play that now!

A digital thermometer seems much safer than an old fashion glass thermometer. Goo thinking!

Later my husband and I will have sex!

Prayers for us as we are trying to get pregnant again! 🙏🏼♥️

@Luvbottomtemps Best of luck to both of you!

Never heard the term Secret Walk for this but it’s a good description. I’m no expert on it but I’m a retired US MD, 72, who just happens to have several kinks or fetishes that have made Zity very pleasant, helpful and satisfying for my 9 yrs here. So yes I love anal playing, toys, plugs and enemas and RT’s with both glass and metal-tipped digital thermometers (Mom was a stellar RN - from 1950’s-‘70’s she always used glass on us). And without great detail for right now, I’ve long had fantasies or even plans to try a few Secret Walks with my wife or GF including an anal insert for one or both, for us most likely a plug or balloon catheter. Having had lots of experience taking RT’s and having my own taken with both glass and digital units, personally I’d never even get up during my RT and walk around the house, let alone do a longer walk outside. I think it’s a rectal accident waiting to happen. Broken thermometer glass is extremely sharp and jagged, and even an unbroken glass thermometer or metal digital thermometer tip could produce a puncture in moist mucosal tissue inside your anus and rectum. I’d go with a soft silicone butt plug or rubber/latex enema balloon catheter for a good erotic Secret Walk with my partner. Enjoy yourselves, but be prudent!

Eric🍑💦

But it's dangerous! If you have to sit down what do you do??

I don't think a "secret walk" is a safe thing to do. As others have pointed out...

What if the thermometer breaks.

It slips inside you.

Sitting down would be difficult because both of the above could happen.

What do you do if it slips out?

A butt plug would be safer and not have the issues presented.

There are a lot of things I've walked around having them in my ass, but never a thermometer. I do have a borosilicate glass buttplug too small for me that I'd happily donate to keep you from glassing your ass with a thermometer.

One more brief very important detail to be sure I don’t miss it. Broken thermometer edges as I said are JAGGED and SHARP. The part I neglected is the “shrapnel” produced - visible or small enough to be almost invisible glass shards without a magnifier or medical macro/microscope to search for them in wet, irregular, possibly bleeding anal and rectal mucosa. So the glass thermometer fragments or shrapnel could be a difficult and uncomfortable part to remove.

BTW, Nice offer of the smooth hard to break or chip glass butt plug from @plenum below. I’d be happy to offer the same if I had one.

Eric

Alternatively you may try a secret walk with a soapy enema in your intestines or after having swallowed a good dosage castor oil. - This one will be far more a challenge, for I know upon this experience !

I have done this many times. Mainly when doing housework or gardening. Less often when I'm walking. I don't use lubricant because otherwise it doesn't stay in my bum. When I'm walking, I wear a sports bodysuit and tight knickers over it so that it can't fall on the floor. I sometimes reach temperatures of around 39°C.

No. I think that's pretty dangerous. If something happens, remember, it will ALWAYS be in your med records. In these days of hacking, it vould br shared around the world in just seconds.

DANGER!!! DANGER!!! OH MY GOD!!

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You'd get the same pleasurable feeling from a pencil in your butt which is about the same diameter as a glass thermometer (maybe it's even a little bigger ).

That would be safer and you'd have less chance of dying from Lead Pisoning if a Ticonderoga pencil broke than from a possible perforated colon if a glass themometer broke. 😄