Has the TSA ever discovered your enema equipment or toys in your carry on luggage?

Has the TSA ever discovered your enema equipment or toys in your carry on luggage? I would love to hear stories of how they handled it and what emotions you had during the inspection.

I can’t say the TSA has never found any of my equipment, but there was an interesting happening that occurred in my tourist group as we were entering Israel from Jordan at Jericho. The Israeli defense people were going through all the group’s luggage in an open area. One woman next to me had her feminine hygiene / enema equipment with her.. the Israeli security officer pulled it out, held it and held it up for all to see. The lady truly turned red!!!!

Not enema equipment, butt my glass butt plug yes! It lit up that xray screen like a light bulb! I just looked at them and said,come on guys it’s a piece of glass! 🤷🏾‍♂️I had it in a black sock.

That is really funny!

It has never happened to me however I do have an interesting story about a lady passenger that was on the same flight that I was on returning to the U.S. many years ago. I was at the Manila, Philippines Airport, I checked in and went through the usual security check points and the I finally arrived at the gate I was assigned to. I was surprised to find an additional screening check point at the gate, which I went through and then I sat down in a hot, muggy terminal and waited to board my flight. Approximately 15 minutes later there was an announcement that the gate security officers wanted to check everyone's carry on items again. I thought it was a little strange but I went thorough it again along with everyone else and sat down again. Then approximately 15 minutes later again the gate security officers made the same announcement again and wanted to check everyone's carry on items again ! Then I knew something was going on, when they checked carry on luggage they never opened anyones bags, they just looked at the contents of the bag with their x ray scanner. I went through the security check again only this time I was paying more attention as to what was going on around me. There was a very cute Philippine woman about eight people behind me and the security officers seemed to have an interest in her. After I went through the scanner check again I positioned myself where I could see the scanner screen away from the security officers. When it was the cute Philippine woman's turn came to get her luggage scanned additional male security officers arrived at the x ray scanner screen. I also seen what they were so excited about. On the very top of her bag was a closed top douche / enema bag with the hose very neatly curled around it like a snake with a douche nozzle attached to it. The security officers were really excited when they seen it and I enjoyed seeing it myself. They never opened her bag, however they were really friendly with her. I just smiled and had a good silent laugh. She went on her way and then the airline gate employees started to load everyone early because they were getting annoyed at the security officers. They also figured out what was going on. I'll never forget it the image of a her douche bag.

I’m surprised that they did not open her suitcase and tell everyone that they found what they were looking for.

Sooooo......my wife and I had a VERY embarrassing experience flying into the United Arab Emirates (Dubai). We had just arrived in the Dubai Airport, picked up our checked luggage, and were headed for the exit, when we got pulled over by police security!

We were ushered into a room off the main flow of pedestrian traffic, where 3 Arab airport security woman started going thru our checked suitcases. They pulled out our collection of sex vibrators, which apparently are illegal in the UAE (go figure!). One of us (me) had to go with a security agent, along with our vibrators, to another room where there was yet another security officer behind a desk. I was informed that such "products" were not allowed in the UAE, and they were confiscating them.

Found out later, that sex toys are not allowed in the UAE, and you can be fined and/or imprisoned for having them in your possession! Fortunately, we only had ours confiscated, and suffered quite a bit of embarrassment! Needless to say, that was a once only visit to the UAE since we always travel with our toys!

Wow what a story. They sure have some unusual customs over there. I would never have thought that toys could be illegal in any country.

Due to several recent incidences of lost checked luggage we opted to take a carry-on suitcase packed with our essential medications and my travel enema kit when went on a cruise. We sailed through the pre-check TSA screening (going and returning) with no trouble or inspection.