A little levity here about play exams

Does anyone care to share something humorous that happened during a play exam? I will start:

The first play exam with a rather dominant and sarcastic female Dr. is unforgettable for me. While donning her latex gloves and preparing for the rectal, she said"Okay, knees on end of table, head all the way down, and spread those knees" I asked, "Can you do this as i lay on my side Dr.?" Her reply..:Oh sure and then I climb onto the table for a little cuddle behind you while we talk about unicorns and pudding pops! Now on your knees on the table please!" she replied. I started to crack up which kind of killed the mood for a few moments. But we got back on track soon! 😃