Anal sex as a cure for constipation?

Back in the late 70s I had a girlfriend who used to suffer with moderate constipation at times. Her younger sister suggested she try anal sex from time to time to cure the problem. Sadly she never let me try (but her sister did! Said she wasn't constipated but "no harm in taking preventive measures!") Most likely the whole idea is a load of tosh but they were fun times.

Sometimes a lubed finger in the bum is all it takes to get things moving.

As a nurse we are taught to wave a gloved lubed finger in the rectum to induce a bm

Back in the late 70s I had a girlfriend who used to suffer with moderate constipation at times. Her younger sister suggested she try anal sex from time to time to cure the problem.

Well, I don't think you'd wish to have the cure start taking effect while pumping away up her behind.

I would however recommend using/wearing an anal plug to solve a constipation problem. Even add a bit of liquid soap to the lubricant on the plug.

Once that works, then is the time for some anal sex. Gotta get the sequence right ... 😃

I'm not a doctor nor did I sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night but I seriously doubt that anal sex is a cure for constipation. In fact, I would think that anal sex would have an adverse effect on constipation. The suggestion reminds me of a story that allegedly happened in high school. A boy caught his penis in his zipper and was screaming. his penis was actually bleeding. The girl asked if there was anything that could do. The boy replied. "Would you kiss it?"

The suggestion reminds me of a story that allegedly happened in high school. A boy caught his penis in his zipper and was screaming and his penis was actually bleeding. The girl asked what she could do. The boy replied. "Would you kiss it?"

Did it work??

Did it work??

I don't know. I wasn't there but TLC always helps.

I enjoy the strong sensations that are produced by a lady's impacted poop as we have anal sex when she's severely constipated. I've fucked several constipated women, and most enjoyed the experience. I do not recall any of them needing to poop after I pulled out. Neither my ejaculate nor the thrusting of my cock made them want to poop. We usually did enemas to empty her. One word of caution: take it slowly and gently, hard feces can injure her rectum lining.

@ginnie "As a nurse we are taught to wave a gloved lubed finger in the rectum to induce a bm"

Ginnie, If I ever get that constipated, I would be more than happy to have you wave your gloved lubed finger in my rectum to induce a bowel movement from me. I always respect and appreciate the importance and knowledge of any person who is a nurse.

When my wife was pregnant the first time, she had a spell when she was constipated. I told her, "if it would help, I could fuck the shit out of you." I got a chuckle and an eye roll, not in that order.

@ddell2 & @agracier Not sure what the significance is of not having spent the night in a Holiday Inn Express but if this is some sort of clandestine venue for anal fun I'll have to check into one for the night! I agree having anal sex is probably a poor treatment for constipation & probably stemmed from the overpowered perverse mind of my girlfriends sister who aged 18 freely admitted she just couldn't get fucked enough front or rear (or both at the same time) She would be 63 or so now I wonder if she still wants as much sex?

@ddell2 & @agracier Not sure what the significance is of not having spent the night in a Holiday Inn Express but if this is some sort of clandestine venue for anal fun I'll have to check into one for the night!

It was a line for an old commercial. A guy shows up in an operating room. Are you a brain surgeon? The guy answered. "No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night! I think it stemmed from the man who wrote the book regarding Ferdinand Waldo Demara.

Damn! & there was me all set to check into my local Squalorday Inn!

Maybe you should look her up @alan20cm ? 😃

As a nurse we are taught to wave a gloved lubed finger in the rectum to induce a bm

Yeah it really can do the trick! I find that bottoming always gives me the urge to bm about half an hour after

Often times, upon dealing with patients who have constipation...and often resulting from opiates or other constipating medicines, or idiopathic reasons, the orders are written for digital dis-impaction followed by enemas, if necessary. The digital disimpaction often solves the problem, but not always. And some of those nuggets are like stones and will ring like a Chinese gong into the bedpan! Since the CNS is so dreadlfully involved with opiate use, and peristalsis is diminished, it's something all clinicians must be aware of when prescribing, and nurses are on the front line to assess on a regular basis. Bless them. They are also the first to active address the problem. Bless them again.

At 71, I have a long life of anal sex and I must say on several occasion my partner has asked me to stop the action because she needed to go to the toilet.

Once, I ignoréd my girlfriend's warning and the "accident"occured. I was just able to withdraw at the last moment. I fellt embarassed, but I must admit a bit excited about thé whole thing. But my girlfriend said she was "so ashamed" and did not want to ear about anal sex for quite à while.

At 71, I have a long life of anal sex and I must say on several occasion my partner has asked me to stop the action because she needed to go to the toilet.

Once, I ignoréd my girlfriend's warning and the "accident"occured. I was just able to withdraw at the last moment. I fellt embarassed, but I must admit a bit excited about thé whole thing. But my girlfriend said she was "so ashamed" and did not want to ear about anal sex for quite à while.

I once read about the same occurring in an article about impotence. But it happened in the opposite direction. The man was so put off by his wife's expelling, he lost interest in sex.