Yesterday I had mine taken. I was getting a massage. I asked the masseuse if she would take my temperature before the massage. She did. I explained I preferred it rectally. She had no issue with that.
I felt unbelievably comfortable as I lay on the massage table in my white cotton briefs anticipating what was coming. She slipped a pillow of some kind under my hips.
She took the thermometer, from a table nearby where it was the Vaseline and tissues. She did the read, then shook it down held it up ,read it again then lubricated it as she dipped the bulb of the thermometer in the Vaseline.
Next she momentarily placed the lubricated thermometer on a piece of tissue.
Then I felt her hands at the waistband of my cotton briefs, slowly lowering them. I spread my legs and waited. She pulled them down about mid thigh.
A second later her thumb and index finger ( gloved ) pushed my buttocks apart and her hand holding the thermometer pressed the Vaseline coated bulb against my anal opening and then deftly pushed it into my rectum still holding my cheeks apart.
With the instrument about half its length in
my rectum she laid her hand across my cheeks, the thermometer now between her fingers keeping it in place. It did start to push out, but she saw it and gently tapped it and it went back in.
Her hand felt great and warm across my buttocks. Her other hand lightly stroked my thighs.
Laying there I heard her say, “ five minutes, ok?” I said “Yes”.
I felt really relaxed and comfortable for the time she had the thermometer in my rectum.
After five minutes she removed the thermometer , wiped it and stated …”98.8!”
At this point she put the thermometer on the nearby table, removed my briefs, draped me and started an amazing massage.
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