Favourite or "Pet" name for an Enema?

Some years ago my husband trying to be silly asked if I needed to “romance the bag." It cracked me up and we still use that expression just between us. While at the lake cottage I use an enema can, but we still talk about romancing the bag. The expression still makes me smile.

My wife tells me she’s going to give me a nemina. That’s our play word for it but I always got excited when I heard the word enema.

Our nurse/nanny always called things as she saw/knew them so, we got “Enemas”. Later on I just called the process “Getting wet.” Most everyone I knew back when, simply called them Enemas. Mom and ( most of ) her friends were RN's so ‘enema’ was just a word to describe a process.

“Two quart bag of relief”

My mother referred to an enema as a Physic.

@ddell2 My mother referred to an enema as a Physic.

That word “physic” holds special meaning for me - growing up my parents would say I needed a good "physic" when I was going to be given a small bottle of Magnesium Citrate to drink. I never minded the drink; unlike the super strong Ivory Flakes enemas I got. An enema was never referred to as a physic. This incorrect distinction is something that still sticks with me.

My mom was straight forward - it was an enema.

A girl friend of mine called it a “rush”. She would say “I need a rush” or "I need to give you a rush”. You could take a lot of meanings from that .

Enema only. Never a pet name anywhere from my RN mom in childhood to myself giving them to myself starting at 15 to my GFs or 2 ex-wives giving them to each other as D/s enemas, usually with me as willing enthusiastic humiliated sub. All of us called them enemas all the time from about 1960 till now. I also just happen to love and be aroused by the word so much I always love using it or hearing it.

Eric

Some years ago my husband trying to be silly asked if I needed to “romance the bag."

Too funny, but now that I think about it, it's descriptive

I think it was always an enema but my mom was a nurse so she always asked when was the last time you had a BM. I was driving out in the middle of nowhere recently and the name of the town was Battle Mountain. The hill had a big BM on it for aircraft. Yes I did take a picture!

Growing up my sisters and I received clyzmas from a clysteer or the diminutive form clyzmachka from a clysteerchic. My girlfriend calls it ayuda or lavativa given by a jeringa pera or bombilla, bolsa para enema or irrigador.

One of my old girlfriends always called it a “big ole enema”.

How about “a jolly good hosing?”

@Emom Some years ago my husband trying to be silly asked if I needed to “romance the bag."

Don't laugh but many's the time when I'm hoisting up a swollen filled bag to the shower rod that I give the bag a kiss! I love the scent of the red rubber and Ivory soap.

Don't laugh but many's the time when I'm hoisting up a swollen filled bag to the shower rod that I give the bag a kiss! I love the scent of the red rubber and Ivory soap.

@Reddevil. Sorry, I laughed a little….😄

Lube the tube

Pompa or Pompa paurosa in italian meaning fearsome pump.

Generally just the word ENEMA itself. . nothing imparts the [adj] word Enema better than its namesake

However for now here's some I've used & heard over the years :

Dr Higginson I presume - That chubby little fellow of bloated belly, who can only grunt . . pffft ! . . pffft ! . . pffft ! . . when pressed to respond

Nurse Jones -The E Can that says I can, she who always looks good resplendent in her best white shiny uniform & dark blue collar. Such a good girl too, soaps to clean

Dr Vollrath - He's every bit the business. Starch white jacket with black trimmings, ooh those markings, bit of a dark horse too, wears hose on the side

Douche Can Dan - Such a slippy customer that one. Known to imbibe a tipple of vinegar water when muff diving.

Puff The Magic Dragon - Puff is the orangey red teardrop shape ear syringe that I had under - estimated one evening while taking a bath. I learnt (promptly) that Puff & green Palmolive soap mixture were not my friend

Squirt - Ahhh yes squirt, the small clear glass & bakelite glycerine syringe. Squirt might look innocuous butt can have you up & ‘running’ the 100 yard dash in no time flat

Topper - What can I say about topper . . Tops is a rubbery (red head) with a big mouth . . perhaps so named because it infers or invites a Top Up.

An Enema can be fun . .and liberating IN a number of ways

As a child it was the red thing.

To my husband as I lay in bed with my insides bloated and out of sorts, “I think I'm going to need a treatment."

“Major Physical Therapy” when a good enema and massage were on the agenda.

If mom would hear one of us fart, she would say,

“Sounds like someone needs a trip to the bathroom”

She didn't have to tell us what was going to be going on there, we knew.

In general she used a lot of different names, but we always knew what she meant

Generally just the word ENEMA itself. . nothing imparts the [adj] word Enema better than its namesake.

It is just an enema here as well. I see no need to call it anything else. It gets the idea across very nicely.

When I was a child and through my early teens it was, and still is, an enema. As I got older, just the mention of an enema would immediately result in a rock hard erection. Now with my current SO, a retired RN, (who is not into enemas at all), I will say I need a “coffee injection” consisting of a SSE, a Rinse and then the coffee enema. She will do it if I ask but without much enthusiasm.

Many years ago someone on here referred to an enema as “romancing the red bag.” I never forgot that description.

We didn’t exactly have a nickname for enema, but more of a code word my wife and I would use when we wanted to talk about giving enemas to each other back when we were raising our two sons. So we developed the code word "Valentine" as a nickname for enema. Strangely, that only worked for a short time as my oldest boy, who was only 9 or 10 at the time, soon asked my wife if a valentine was an enema. I couldn't believe he figured that out so quickly. It seemed like a good code word to me.

My Polish immigrant parents called the enema a “ spitsza” I am spelling it phonetically . It was a long time ago

From about 5 to 7 and not feeling well, Mom said that she was going to give me the “ spritz ”. This was with a red bulb enema. After that she called it a “ tummy wash ” until I was about 10. Then the gloves came off and called it what it was all along. An enema..

I still recall the first one or remember, her saying that she was gonna give me the Spritz. I was like….OK, or wtf is that ? I found out when I walked into the bathroom, smelled Ivory wafting in the air, then seeing a bowl of soapy water with the red bulb in it.

The German word “spritz” is very useful. If you want wine with seltzer it is called “ein Spritzer” but if you have a car with fuel injection it is called “Einspritz.” The really interesting one is if a condom has a reservoir end that is called “Spritzenraum.” I love the way they put words together and wonder if they have “Klystersache” for enema bag.