Bidet for cleaning the OUTSIDE of your heinie for hygiene AND for cleaning the INSIDE of your poop hole for play?

Three years ago, I installed a handheld bidet sprayer with a hose and a 2.5-gallon water heater next to the toilet in our master bathroom. The tank connects in between the cold-water-supply pipe and the toilet. The bidet hose connects to the water heater and the handheld bidet sprayer hangs on the wall next to the toilet. I’ve set the tank to heat the water to a maximum of 105 degrees and when it cools to about 95 degrees, it kicks in again and heats it up to 105 degrees.

The bidet sprayer works just fine for its intended purpose as a handheld bidet to spray off the bum hole after a bowel movement, as it should.

But (or butt), even better than that, the handheld bidet is great for cleaning out the rectum, sigmoid colon, and descending colon prior to inserting a penis, dildo, butt plug, other sex toys, fruit, or anything else. I do NOT insert the bidet—I just hold it tight up against my butt hole, open the water flow, and, ta-da, instant enema. Release and repeat until you are passing crystal-clear water. Time for play!

I love having my handheld bidet sprayer with hot water next to the master toilet. I can fill and empty multiple times in one short sitting on the toilet—literally, 5 to 10 time in under two minutes. The process is easy, quick, convenient, efficient, effective without ever getting off the toilet. No waddling back and forth between the toilet and the sink, refilling the bulb, inserting the nozzle, and expelling the water, and repeating.

Kind of what I used my shower enema attachment for. It is long enough to use while sitting on the toilet, and so helpful for my constipation problem that I'd be lost without it.

I have a BioBidet 2000 toilet seat that has a "Turbo" mode that is powerful enough to get through the sphincter. Works nicely for that purpose.

Okay, i'm usually the last person to offer a caution, but ("or butt" lol):

If one is using this applying pressure to the anus, it's going to come in contact with feces and potentially become a vector for bacterial transmission, especially if the next person in line uses it to clean their "vulva." If using it in that way, perhaps keep alcohol wipes to wipe the attachment down after use.

Tallslenderguy,

Good point about NOT using the same sprayer for the front and the back on the ladies.

We actually have a second sprayer with its own hose for the vulva in our house.

I have a bio bidet 2000 bidet seat on my toilet! It’s the best! It washes, it blow dries, it does light enemas, it’s the best. The water is never ending warm water. I love it!

I have a stand-alone bidet in my bathroom. It was there when we bought the house. It is an absolute must have in my opinion if you want to clean yourself inside and out. I have always done this even before moving into to this house that has a dedicated bidet. It has hot and cold water which is adjustable, and I attached a two-way water splitter so I could run the colon tube and faucet at the same time. I will always rinse after a BM to get my rectum squeaky clean. All it takes is a few minutes with my colon tube and I can flush out my rectum leaving me feeling super clean.

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I have the BB2000 and tried using it for prep before anal sex, but I quickly moved to a shower attachment. The problem with the bidet is potential injury to my tender anus flesh by a pressurized stream of water.

Why, you might ask, would that be a problem? Well, pressurized streaming water is also used to cut through steel. Since water is incompressible, pressure makes become more like a solid, and when that pressurized water is directed into a narrow stream it becomes a knife. How sharp that knife is just depends on how much pressure and how narrow the stream. Turbo mode in the BB2000 depends on higher pressure in a narrower stream to force water into you - if you are positioned exactly so that the stream is pointed at the anus. You need to be bearing down for the stream to enter, also.

Which seems more reasonable: water gentle delivered from the shower through a metal or plastic tube into your rectum or intentionally exposing the most delicate tissues of your body to a water blade for 30 seconds (oh, and to get sufficient cleaning for anal play, you’ll probably end up doing that multiple times)? At the very least, you are likely desensitizing nerve endings that will remain numb for some time after. At worst, you might perforate your anal canal and risk bleeding or infection. It would also make an opening for STIs if you’re not being safe.

I have two BioBidet 2000s and I plan to buy another one for a guest bath. Without questions this is some of the best money I have ever spent. What a treat to use them! Although the enema function isn’t as great as a traditional bag or bulb enema, which I still take for pleasure, it is often extremely helpful. I can’t say enough good things about it. Check it out on the internet for more information.

Jack

The problem with the bidet is potential injury to my tender anus flesh by a pressurized stream of water.

Why, you might ask, would that be a problem? Well, pressurized streaming water is also used to cut through steel.

The pressure used for cutting steel is MUCH more than the pressure used by the bidet. I use it a lot, and it has yet to irritate the skin, much less cut it!

The pressure used for cutting steel is MUCH more than the pressure used by the bidet. I use it a lot, and it has yet to irritate the skin, much less cut it!

The machine he's talking about cutting steel with, is a Water jet machine. And the water is jetted at thousands of psi. I used to run one of them.

While I'm sure the BioBidet is a wonderful addition to any toilet, I added a Brondell that was quite less spendy and does a wonderful job of external cleansing. Because my toilet and shower are in close proximity, I fashioned a hook that goes over the top railing of the shower door. I can hang my enema bag at an optimal height to enjoy seated enemas while on the toilet. While I prefer a warm slow large volume enema while laying down, these smaller enemas on the toilet serve a desirable function, especially when those quickie pre-emptive enemas are more convenient. The bidet is also a great way to spray off after a BM.

I do offer this suggestion for those who aren't quite ready for the more substantial investment and installation.

The pressure used for cutting steel is MUCH more than the pressure used by the bidet. I use it a lot, and it has yet to irritate the skin, much less cut it!

So what psi would be considered safe and what psi is the BB2000? Is the same amount of pressure safe for every bidet user? What about users with tenderness, fissures, fistulas, or hemorrhoids? Is the pressure safe for them also?

The turbo mode spray is supposed encourage a bowel movement by applying steady pressure to the anal sphincter(s) for a short period of time. It is supposed to stimulate your bowels to move. It wasn’t intended to replace enemas or douching. The bidet and the water stream aren’t capable of protecting users from injuries when the pressure is too high.

If you’re a manly man with calluses on your hole and you need to rip yourself a new one, by all means have at it. I want to feel sex without pain or irritation, so I’m going to stick with my shower attachment and gentle pressure.

I will say this, though. I haven’t once had to buy TP since we added the BB2000s in our home. So if you’re visiting, well, be prepared.

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JacobNC's post: At the very least, you are likely desensitizing nerve endings that will remain numb for some time after. At worst, you might perforate your anal canal and risk bleeding or infection. It would also make an opening for STIs if you’re not being safe.

JacobNC,

Thank you for your insight. I have noticed after several “injections” of water that sometimes I feel a burning like I tore skin around the anus and the jetted water is irritating the wound. I have decommissioned the second bidet that was for my wife’s lady bits since she hasn’t used it in over a year because the knob for controlling the water pressure is very difficult to use. I have recommissioned that second bidet hose with an enema nozzle. It isn’t quite as quick and easy as the bidet sprayer because I have to use lube, I can’t insert it while seated, and the control is the valve on the wall instead of a knob by the nozzle. I want to make sure my nerve endings are fully sensitized, not numb because I wanted the quick cleanout.

I'm sure I will still use the bidet as I have in the past. However, I will keep the water pressure as low as possible.

Without getting to wrapped up in the fluid dynamics of pressure and volume of flow, there might be a simple adjustment to make for testing some of these high pressure situations.

Usually there is a valve at the wall (or the floor) where the water is supplied to the bidet. You can try closing down this valve partway. While this does not technically change the pressure in a closed system, it will restrict the amount of flow to this one appliance, and may result in a slower exit velocity of the water leaving the nozzle. Maybe turn the bidet on and then adjust this valve until the flow out the nozzle is comfortable.

If there is just one valve for supplying both the bidet and the toilet this adjustment may unfortunately slow down the toilet tank refill. Depending on the setup you might be able to add a T and another valve so the toilet and bidet are fed through separate valves. This would be a simple task for a qualified plumber.

Clean is good, safe is better.

Usually there is a valve at the wall (or the floor) where the water is supplied to the bidet. You can try closing down this valve partway. While this does not technically change the pressure in a closed system, it will restrict the amount of flow to this one appliance, and may result in a slower exit velocity of the water leaving the nozzle. Maybe turn the bidet on and then adjust this valve until the flow out the nozzle is comfortable.

Wouldn’t work with the BB2000 because it has its own tank where it keeps the water warm. If that tank ran empty due to a supply issue, I think the bidet features just stop working so as to not cause damage. The BB2000 has five different pressure level settings for all the different modes, including Turbo, so you can lower the pressure just by using the remote control.

Maybe a little bit of clarification is needed!

In French, originally, a bidet is a kind of horse. The name was given to a contraption that one could straddle, similarly to riding a horse, consisting in a hollow basin, which could be used to wash one's genitals and bottom. It was in particular handy for women washing during periods. This contraption originally had no running water.

Most European bidets have some ordinary taps. Bidet are no longer popular in France, though they still are in Italy!

What you are discussing here is some kind of mini showerhead, right? I've seen that in Arabic countries for washing one's bottom over the toilet. It's very handy.

A bidet in the French sense is what this lady is using:

https://en.zity.biz/gallery/image/263097

Most European bidets have some ordinary taps. Bidet are no longer popular in France, though they still are in Italy!

What you are discussing here is some kind of mini showerhead, right? I've seen that in Arabic countries for washing one's bottom over the toilet. It's very handy.

The BioBidet 2000 replaces the toilet seat on a western-style flush toilet. It is connected to an electrical outlet and “borrows” water from the water pipe that supplies the toilet. It has a “wand” with a pressurized nozzle at the end. When you activate the bidet feature, the wand extends out into the bowl and shoots a stream of water from the nozzle towards an area (either front or back) you chose. For women it is used for cleaning genitals and for both genders it is used to clean around the perianal area. Usually, the stream is a constant, gentle flow of warm water but you can also choose features like a pulsing or a stream with a sweeping motion. The “special” feature of the BB2000 we’re describing here is called “Turbo Mode” which is intended to relieve constipation by stimulating the anal sphincter with a slightly stronger directed stream of water. The theory is that the warm water against the anus helps the user relax and open up.

Toilet seat bidets are nothing like the French porcelain bidets of the past. These may have originated in Japan where companies like Toto have been building “smart toilets” for many years. Toto and Kohler are in a never-ending competition to create the most luxurious toilet with every kind of feature: warmed toilet seat, deodorizer, washing, self-cleaning, music, user settings, etc. Western tourists wanted to capture some of these features after experiencing them while visiting Japan, but did not want the expense of a new toilet that cost as much as a new luxury car. And the answer was this style of smart toilet seat.

https://biobidet.com/

@JacobNC I see, I've seen and used such devices in Japan.

As I have previously reported, we don't need a bidet if we have a shower spray in a nearby tub, Do a brief tissue wipe then sit butt over tub run and adjust spray to the desired flow of warm water and Bingo. Dry off with a dedicated wash rag or towel.

I use a ‘bum gun’, too. This is similar to the solution often found in Arab and Asian bathrooms. It’s a T connector between my bath-tap and shower. The T- connector diverts from shower to the bum gun and you can regulate flow through the main bath tap, the diverter and the trigger on the actual spray head itself.

Then clean up around the bum and gently hold the head against my butt and ease the spray in.

It’s a great way to get clean quickly for play sat astride the toilet, so no struggling in the shower or back and forth across the bathroom.

I echo the call for common sense, don’t do everything at full power, you could hurt/damage yourself

It’s a great way of getting prepared for anal play, and a good way of staying clean after going to the toilet day to day, which was why I bought it in the first place.

Some years ago my husband and I stayed at a boutique like hotel in Belgium that had a bidet. While I had heard of them before I had never had an opportunity to try one. After making love the next morning it seemed like as good a time as any to see how these worked and it was interesting to feel a stream of warm water on my girl parts. I just let it flow for several minutes seeing how well it worked and I have to conclude that it was a pleasant experience. Still I'm not convinced that it would be the greatest investment to add to our master ensuite, however, and I guess if I was still having a monthly period it might prove more convenient for removing, rinsing, and reinserting my menstrual cup. Otherwise, I guess I was not that impressed.

@Emom The porcelain bidets, previously quite common in French bathrooms, are now much rarer. The reasoning is that they take up space, and anyway the girly parts and the bottom can be washed as well in the shower.

They are still very common in Italy and I've heard an Italian woman say that's a very good thing!

I installed a thin inexpensive Brondell attachment early in the pandemic on the advice of some friends because toilet paper was getting scarce. I liked it but it sometimes it leaked onto the floor. I eventually replaced it with a Delta toilet seat unit which has two nozzles, one for anal hygiene and one for vaginal. There's a button on the side which unlocks the seat for cleaning. It's just cold water but I don't mind that. I don't hesitate to use my fingers to assist in cleaning my anus. Soap and water is necessary after use anyway.