Have you ever lost anything in your rectum? Did it finally come out on its own? Have you had any ER visits to remove som

One time I lost a golf ball. I slipped three different colored golf balls in and then I inserted a finger to stir them up a little. When I had had enough fun, I withdrew my finger and gave a little squeeze and a push.

To my surprise and concern, only the pink and light blue golf balls found their way out. Apparently, the yellow golf ball went off to do some solo exploring in the deeper recesses of the cave. I tried bearing down, hoping to squeeze the yellow fellow out like a bowel movement. No luck. I gave myself an enema hoping to coax it out with a little water. Still no luck.

I thought about sending in a search party, but figured that more things in there might make matters worse. I tried talking to the yellow golf ball, but I don’t think it could hear me. I explained how embarrassing it would be to get additional help at the ER which would mostly provide a good laugh to some random medical personnel. They would remove the errant yellow golf ball with a very obvious recommendation: “Don’t shove things up your caboose. It’s meant for one-way traffic coming out, not going in.” But, of course, that suggestion would fall on deaf ears.

Worriedly, I continued problem solving on my own. I pictured the little guy stuck a little farther up, held tight and unable to move because there was no lubrication. When I pushed, the walls just squeezed the golf ball tighter. Desperately trying to avoid a visit to the ER, I injected three large syringes of lube as high as I could get them—about six inches. Then, I injected about eight ounces of warm water to help swish the lubricant up higher, hopefully up against the golf ball and the surrounding tissue that was holding it in place. Fortunately, when I started to gently bear down again, I felt the golf ball slide down and then out. So, I went from down and out, to the golf ball coming down and out.

What a relief!

UPDATE: ggheat, you are right. It is safest not to insert anything unless it has a flared base, suction base, or a tether attached. All of our sex toys pretty much have one of those three safety features. We have a vibrating dildo with a “hollowed-out” circular base. With a ribbon tether tied to the “circle,” I can shove the entire thing in and suck it up inside. I like to push it out, but the tether is there, just in case.

Wow that would be scary. Curious though, why put something up that doesn't have a tether?

I had a silicone vibrating anal plug I was playing wit that had a flimsy base, I ended up having a prostate orgasm and just was able to grab the lip of the toy as it sucked in. All I could think about was that trip to get it removed.

My sister works in the ER as a RN she says it is amazing what people come in with stuck up there. She says nothing to be ashamed of, they will get it out and laugh about it when not around you. 😂

Thank goodness no. I like to stick (no pun intended, but stick was the best word I could think of) to sex toys. But, long time ago, on a video call with a gal, she wanted me to slide a ice cube up my butt. She wanted to watch it go in. Never done that before. As expected, it was ice cold (haha) and my butt hole swallowed it right up. I was able to push out out. It was too cold for my butt. She liked seeing it come out too. Otherwise, I like my long butt plug with a wide base and my other butt toys made for going up a butt.

I stuck a thermometer up my ass, and fell asleep. I was lucky enough to be able to very slowly coax it out the next morning. I had no medical insurance at the time. It was a learning experience!

I am paranoid about anything ever slipping up into me. I was and still am very careful in what I use. I use things with a flange or a thinner part that will be caught between the anal sphincter muscles.

Even so, once I had a very nice fitting and almost perfectly shaped plug inside, with a good flange and all. But the base was very thin and made of plastic and it snapped off. I just managed to grab a small protruding part of the base and escaped the ignominy of having an ER visit. And this because the part that snapped off had jagged edges and I was having nightmares about trying to remove such a thing without cutting me up inside. My wife had once cut me with her fingernail and that was once too many.

Anyway, I just managed to get it out through luck and when my heart stopped beating I was almost ready to swear off of anal plugs from then on.

I did say 'almost' ... ha ha.

No, never lost anything up my butt; but a correspondent I knew did get a very large nozzle stuck up inside him and had a very embarrassing and long time at the ER... When using soft butt plugs I worried about the bulbous head breaking off... When powerful cramps would have me straining against a DBR nozzle I'd worry about my colon rupturing...

No to date nothing like that has happened to me! Hope to avoid that type of encounter. I did however end up in the ER last summer after pegging a guy on our play date. I threw my back out! Lesson learned on that one! Go slow when pegging someone 🍑🍆

I ‘lost’ a steel pétanque ball and on a separate occasion years later, a row of ascending sized anal beads.

The pétanque ball was a big stretch at the time and didn’t want to come out after my play session. I couldn’t get it out for hours and was going through all these scenarios described in the initial post, even wondering if kitchen spatulas etc could help.

No joy.

In the end, time, a long, hot bath and lube all contributed to me getting it out.

The dildo-beads got trapped as the largest ball pulled-in and the little neck and tiny foot disappeared in into my guts too. In retrospect, lousy design that I should have spotted.

That time was how my girlfriend found out that I play with my ass. She came round and pulled it out for me - small hands and a better angle achieved what I could not.

Since the first, I’ve never put anything all the way into my ass that didn’t have a chain, a strap, or after the second have chosen a design with a flange, a wide base, or was so long that it remained reachable.

Lesson learned. I could have taken the embarrassment but didn’t fancy the surgery and potential medical cost contributions.

@chelle300 go slow until you have to go fast and if you go fast...go hard and fast.

Just saying.

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@Faith duly noted!!

I can’t say it was lost as I knew where it was. It was a butt plug inserted by a former mistress and domme. The plug did not have the pharnge on the end and it slipped through her fingers. She tried to pry it out but the deeper in it went. I am as beginning to panic but she injected more lube and was able to snag the end with some pliers. A close call for sure. Tossed the plug in the garbage.

Once I had a vibrating plug, the planges were hollow, I loved to put it in during sex. My husband was behind me pounding away. All of a sudden I heard an OH, I was like what. My husband goes, your ass swallowed that plug. I was like, WHAT?! He had been hitting it so hard the planges folded up and the whole thing went into my ass. I started freaking out. He thankfully slipped a finger in and told me to push, it was right inside and he got it out no problem, I loved that plug, but it went in the garbage

In my student years (that's many many years ago) I didn't have proper butt toys, but was playing with whatever looked suitable enough to fit in my ass (everything's a dildo if you're brave enough). I had this little bottle of some shampoo with a cap that clicked on the bottle (not screwed) and looked like it held on fairly tight. I proceeded to fuck my ass with that bottle (cap first) and suddenly felt something hard deeper inside - I looked at the bottle and there was no cap... The horror and anxiety made me squeeze my butt even more, pushing the cap deeper inside. After playing all sorts of ER scenarios in my head, I somehow regained some composure, calmed down, squatted and pushed... I felt it at the inner ring, but it didn't come out. I pushed 2 fingers in and tried to get it, after some fishing while pushing down I got enough of a hold on it to coax it out, with some blood on my fingers and on the cap. The cap had quite rough edge at the bottom, which was the side that got out first, scraping my insides on its way. Fortunately, nothing major besides the massive scare and a lesson learned.

Later I had a smallish plug made of soft jelly (or something similar, yeah I know, but proper silicone plugs were nowhere to be found then) which was really nice to wear outside as it had smallish base which didn't rub on my butt cheeks. Of course one day it got lost inside, however, I was much more experienced this time - squatted, put 2 fingers of each hand inside, pulled apart and pushed the thing out with no hassle and went to order a similar plug with a bigger base.

If anyone "novice" reads this - just remember - if it got in, there's very good chance it will come out by itself naturally, give it some time to come back down, if necessary to aid it just relax, dilate and push it out.

Play safe!

Ounce I was taking an enema with a small rectal nozzle connected to latex tubing and I inserted it past the flange so it wouldn't self eject. I suddenly felt water squirting on my leg and realized th nozzle had come off inside my second schphinter muscle. After getting the enema turned off I reached up as far as I could and felt nothing. I panicked and then thought, I bet I had enough enema that I can expel it. Moved to the toilet and out it came, fortunately it floated so I didn't have to search for it. I learned never to use slipery tubing again or insert beyond flange on nozzle.

I agree with @agracier : I'm a little paranoid and probably more cautious than I need to be. I think the American Journal of Emergency Medicine said in an article in July that about 4400 articles were lost in rectums last year and had to be fished out in the ED. They listed them and some you'd never guess. I meant to post it but got distracted. If you thought the docs don't have quite a snicker with some of those you'd have another think coming. I know we're not supposed to but "How did that get in there?!" We actually know very well.

@Lookslikebetty

... I started freaking out. ... I loved that plug, but it went in the garbage

To avoid this or that loss, I successfully use flexible double dildos.

Lost a douche nozzle which came off the tubing on my enema bag. Thought it was lost inside of my rectum but alas while fixing a gasket on the toilet, found it lodged in the throat of the stool!

I recently bought a small anal toy! It vibrates and rotates around... When enjoying it the second time... I lost it inside... I was concerned... but left it there for a nice orgasm.... aided by a vibrator on my glans... I regularly with have a vibrator in my ass when alone or with my girlfriend... She likes it when I fuck her while vibrating! Working on her taking a toy back there... She is very petite!

I've had lot's of things inserted out of sight in my ass & never had trouble retrieving them. The first few times were a little tense & I was nervous though. I think the real key to it is relaxing & learning your body & how it functions.

I started out with things like ice cubes that would melt & come back out as water if I couldn't push them out. Then I slowly advanced to other things. The first time I tried a golf ball I put it inside a condom, so that I could pull it out if necessary. I quickly realized that I didn't need it though.

Things I can think of that I've inserted out of sight:

- Ice Cubes

- Grapes

- Baby Carrots

- Plastic Eggs

- Real Raw Chicken Eggs (still in shell)

- Golf Balls ( up to 3 at a time)

- Pool Balls (2 at a time)

- Glass Butt Plugs (either end first)

- Potato

- Apple

- Roma Tomato

- Small Bottles

One time I inserted a golf ball, then two pool balls & fell asleep with them inside of me. When I woke up in the morning, I remembered that they were in me & was a little concerned as to whether they'd come out ok. I went into the bathroom & was able to push them right out easily.

I say, relax & become intimate with yourself. You'll be surprised at how much joy you can achieve by learning yourself more completely.

Many years ago, I was playing with a 12" double-ender about 1.25"D. There was an abundance of lube and I lost my grip on it and it slipped all the way in. Unnerved me a bit -- first time that had ever happened to me. I tried to reach it with a couple of fingers, but no luck. I'd done a couple clean-out enemas before I started to play, so my colon was pretty empty. I figured there was room for a couple quarts above the toy and it might get washed out.

So, I took a plain water 2-quart enema and, sure enough, the errant toy came out in the expulsion and all was well. I've had a couple other things get lost, but now I just wait for 'em and they soon show up. I try not to lose items 'up there', because that damn Murphy and his law are still around and I don't really want to make any ER trips.

Long ago I didn't own a butt plug but wanted one after an enema. I had a champagne cork, with the big head. Why not?

Because corks aren't that big, corks with lube slip inside, and cork floats in water, that's why not. I expelled but no cork. It came out on the third filling, after I held it ass-up head-down. What a relief! I was starting to feel panicky about needing to go to the ER or something. Close call!

More recently I had a silicone plug just glide in like it didn't have those "wings" designed to keep it outside yet be worn comfortably. As soon as I got it back, I decided I would never buy a highly flexible or super-soft plug again. It's so hard to know what you're getting when you shop online. Lots of the sellers don't do a great job describing.

@chelle300 I'm wondering what the CPT/E&M codes were for that ED visit. Ha haaa Or did you make up some story about throwing your back out while golfing?

Thanks for your testimonies and good advices.

I am often playing with peeled bananas cut in half as already extensively described in other threads. Liberaly lubricated by J-Lube, they are naturally coming out even if it has happened that one small bit remained until next day.

During one session where I felt that I was particularily "open" (you may recognize the feeling if you have a temperamental orifice like I do), once I was done with the bananas, I started with peeled hard boiled eggs. I managed to introduce eight of them, the stretch was significant but not at all painful since I was already warmed up thanks to the bananas.

However, I should have been more careful as I played with them in and out. Unbeknowst to me I had forgotten one egg in my bottom. The night was not very nice as I was quite bloated and could not explain the cramps I felt in my gut.

The answer came - if I may say so - the next morning when my hole spitted a full sized egg that has likely been a perfect seal with the iner ring of my anus and prevented any pressure relief during the night. The expulsion through an unwarmed hole was not a fancy experience and I learned my lesson to keep track on the number of items you put into yourself.

Back in the 70's, when I was a teenager I put a 8" candle in my rear. I masturbated hard to the candle in my rear and then fell asleep. The next day, I was late for work and didn't poop at home. I worked construction and we were working in an old school. By mid morning I really had to poop. I went to an old bathroom and pooped out the candle and everything else. The feeling of relief was so good that I beat off again in the old bathroom!mmfcy